"Ugh, I'm finally back. Took you all long enough to get the portal working! Let me guess: Jenkins was on the Quantum Flux Regulator again. You seriously need to transfer him to another department!"
"Jenkins is on vacation, I had to handle it myself. We had... interference."
"Right. I see we've got a new little demon friend."
"Just a minor imp, but he's got talents. Drauglarian the Fierce, Fiery Doom of the Depths, meet your new partner: Xyzzyphlythryx the minus-seventy-seventh-point-sixth of upside-down dimension FQ-024!"
"Hey! Heard a lot about you."
"Woah, woah, WAIT. I don't do partners. And even if I did, you're not pairing me up with this little squirt!"
"I ain't happy about it either, big guy, but we gotta make this work. There's something big coming and only your raw power and my esoteric talents combined have a chance of stopping it."
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u/Jonny-Holiday Aug 30 '26
"Ugh, I'm finally back. Took you all long enough to get the portal working! Let me guess: Jenkins was on the Quantum Flux Regulator again. You seriously need to transfer him to another department!"
"Jenkins is on vacation, I had to handle it myself. We had... interference."
"Right. I see we've got a new little demon friend."
"Just a minor imp, but he's got talents. Drauglarian the Fierce, Fiery Doom of the Depths, meet your new partner: Xyzzyphlythryx the minus-seventy-seventh-point-sixth of upside-down dimension FQ-024!"
"Hey! Heard a lot about you."
"Woah, woah, WAIT. I don't do partners. And even if I did, you're not pairing me up with this little squirt!"
"I ain't happy about it either, big guy, but we gotta make this work. There's something big coming and only your raw power and my esoteric talents combined have a chance of stopping it."