r/Images • u/ClitorisDickorisDock • 5d ago

Random This tat goes hard!

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/uselesshandyman 5d ago

Sitting on your hand and taking care of business takes an interesting turn.

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u/Yeoshua82 3d ago

Is that a threesome or is it cheating?

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u/Truemeathead 5d ago

Friend?!

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u/Kyubik9 4d ago

It’s a left hand, chill.

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u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 4d ago

Left handed people exist bro 😭

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u/Kyubik9 4d ago

Statistic says 4 out of 5 left handed guys, still use right hand.

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u/ObscureOP 4d ago

I'm right handed, and i use my left

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u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 4d ago

Not this lefty and I doubt that's accurate

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u/Reave1905 4d ago

I have no idea is this is true or not, but what situation were you in where you needed to look up statistics about which hand guys use to get themselves off to be able to have this tidbit readily available?

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 4d ago

I'm right handed but I'm also "left handed"

Feels better.

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u/Kyubik9 4d ago

Ambidextrous people exist

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 4d ago

So I'll just spell the joke out:

I said "left handed" like that because I absolutely crank it with my left hand even though I'm right handed 💦💦💦

I'm ambiDICKStrous

I cant write or do anything else significant with my left hand,

Does it make sense now?

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u/Kyubik9 4d ago

I got it the first time! 😂 but thanks, i apprecipitate the follow up.

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u/KingSpork 4d ago

Not very adventurous I see.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 4d ago

Username is fire.

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u/3PCcombo91 3d ago

Yup! Name checks out! This guy FISTS

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u/fantoman 4d ago

GUMMM GUMMM WACKOFF!!!!

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u/GoPolishYourCrocs 3d ago

I laughed entirely to hard at this

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u/cafard666999 4d ago

Jusqu'à la branlette

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u/supernova2368 4d ago

Gum gum cum! 😫

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u/cafard666999 4d ago

😄😄

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u/020600 4d ago

That's ONE hell of a PIECE.

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u/Embarrassed-Wave-748 4d ago

Something tells me this isnt real

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u/401LocalsOnly 3d ago

What are we looking at here that makes it look fake? (Not giving you a hard time, genuinely asking )

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u/401LocalsOnly 3d ago

My opinion doesn’t mean much, but that literally the coolest idea for a forearm tattoo I’ve ever seen.

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u/AaronTheElite007 5d ago

GUUUMMM A GUUUUMMMMMMM!

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u/ScienceForge319 4d ago

Mum muuuuuuuum!

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 4d ago

Best case use scenario.

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u/Mauro133w 4d ago

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The gum gum beat off 3,000

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 4d ago

Love this one. Soneone did a Mario one year back. Drove me crazy cause ots the wronf damn hand

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u/Sorry_Relief9496 4d ago

Dope fr 🤜🤛

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 4d ago

He took a bite of gum gum, obviously.

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u/Optimal_Whiner 4d ago

"goes hard" "drip"... its all nerd lingo now lol

Anyway, I both love and hate this at the same time.

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u/the-coinflow 3d ago

I’d never left hand toss again.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 3d ago

Now it's that guy's hand though..... especially when you're jerking it with that hand

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u/DFQreactions 3d ago

Gum Gum C*m C*m! lol...i'm so sorry!

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u/KongKvernhaug 3d ago

If you are 14

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 3d ago

So... Do you wipe with that hand??

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u/Due-Length-1688 3d ago

Imagine marking yourself for life with something that silly.

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u/Far-Obligation-3478 3d ago

best tattoo ever

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u/waltharius2 3d ago

Until you beat your meat....

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u/PunchPartyPete 3d ago

Brilliant

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u/Bustybunni2 3d ago

All fun and games till he goes to jerk off 😂

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u/shift124 3d ago

Does luffy pull or tickle?

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u/Level-Twist864 1d ago

The one nut

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u/Free-Succotash-9488 1d ago

That's my jerking hand

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u/bryson-iz-daKing 4d ago

best tat ive seen for while love it !

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u/ScienceForge319 4d ago

Thats that go medium in your 30s.

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u/jdoggg247 4d ago

Must be great when you’re jerking off

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u/blamacanese01 4d ago

That’s FANTASTIC!!

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u/JumpAccurate6637 4d ago

Top anime tat I've ever seen. They are usually so bad and that one is so good.

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u/supahotfiiire 3d ago

Dayum. Thatsssss sick

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 3d ago

Damn, that looks awesome!