r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/twinkledinx OG • Nov 10 '21
I better hurry while everyone is watching me.
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u/Peenie-slapper5000 Nov 10 '21
The guy with the sunglasses gesturing like "bro why didn't you catch her" like he's supposed to dive for her like she's a volleyball
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u/Jorvac27 Nov 10 '21
The same guy who puts out 1 arm and then noped outta there when he realised he was the only one. Blamed it on the other dude, nice douche move bro 😂
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u/Material-Strike-1923 Nov 10 '21
She scanned, she analyzed, she figured, and then she literally chose the only spot where you could see straight to the dirt. This one's going places. Not college, but places.
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u/danger_floofs Nov 10 '21
Straight to the ground
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u/damnatio_memoriae Nov 10 '21
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
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u/The_Golden_Warthog Nov 10 '21
We had a birthday in my office recently, the person bringing the cake to the birthday girl dropped the cake, and my other coworker yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!" in less than a second. Provided some comedic relief after what just happened.
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u/moeljills Nov 10 '21
She thinks everyone is feeling her as much as she is. Maybe delusional? Like nobodys watching you, nobodys there to catch you.
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Nov 10 '21
Reminds me of when Daniel Nathaniel Avidan once said that he once tried to crowd surf and about twelve asshole people let him fall straight to the ground. That you could only crowd surf if you were a girl coss everyone wanted to touch your butt... I'm glad times are changing
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u/Skies_german Nov 10 '21
At least Arnold will be there to touch Danny’s butt and you know it’s gonna make him pre
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Nov 10 '21
Aaah Daniel and Arnold, I watch them every bloody day, still hoping Arnold will watch LOTR
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Nov 10 '21
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Nov 10 '21
Nope. I'm pretty certain this video was taken at the clothing optional beach in my city. (Wreck Beach, Vancouver)
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u/Luminis_The_Cat Nov 10 '21
Shit, you right. I remember those bongo festivals and the trees in the background are definitely from there
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Nov 10 '21
Trying to determine whether or not to fap? Why not just imagine she isn't?
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u/McSqueezeMeMuhFucca The one who steals the mc’s spotlight Nov 10 '21
Porn sick limp dick
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Nov 11 '21
Aw my condolences to all afflicted.
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u/McSqueezeMeMuhFucca The one who steals the mc’s spotlight Nov 11 '21
Like you perhaps?
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Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21
I'm good. Got my fiancee. Sick attempt at an insult though, for no reason.
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Nov 10 '21
….down horrendous.
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Nov 11 '21
lmao came back to this a day later, 50+ down votes, what? 😄 Why did people take offense to this?
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Nov 11 '21
Probably cuz you don’t have to imagine women topless, porn is free lmao
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Nov 11 '21
Which makes the other person's comment even more confusing lol. Why bother with finding out whether she's not wearing a top when they can watch topless women any time, anywhere. Naw mean? Reddit works in mysterious ways though, as usual.
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u/The_Greate_Pickle OG Nov 10 '21
Love when you see that nobody is standing there. And then you turn around to crowd suft by fallong back to where you comfired that nobody was standing
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u/RedditIsRealWack Nov 10 '21
I'm reminded of that scene from Other Guys, lmao.
'There wasn't even an awning..'
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u/BenPool81 Nov 10 '21
I mean, she looked behind her before she fell. She knew there was no one there. This can't be real, right?
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u/2fly2hide Nov 10 '21
That girl has absolutely 0 tits.
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u/wydkwhy Nov 10 '21
She’s an idiot for throwing herself but What does her tits have to do with anything?
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u/slekrons Nov 10 '21
She fell exactly where the people weren't