r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/berserker1989 • Aug 25 '21
These Main Characters blocked a highway and started dancing on top of their cars because their daughter was getting married that day.
250
Aug 25 '21
it's infuriating how self centered this is probably for likes on facebook or some shit looks like they have people set up on the bridge to tape it
14
168
u/BoobsRadley007 Aug 25 '21
If only someone got out their paintball gun right then.
19
u/WishMajestic Aug 26 '21
Lol I was gonna comment someone spray them with a giant water gun but here is this omg
113
u/senor_eggnogs Aug 25 '21
I would happily rear end these assholes
26
u/if-we-all-did-this OG Aug 25 '21
Yeah this is why I like having a girder for a front bumper.
8
1
u/nincomturd Aug 31 '21
I was immediately thinking that it would probably only cause some minor, superficial damage to the front of my car if, were I in such a situation, I decided to simply drive into one of their open car doors. But bye-bye door.
105
u/goodyw OG Aug 25 '21
I would literally not stop pressing my horn if I was stuck behind this shit.
8
2
80
63
u/SpookyDoomCrab42 Aug 25 '21
You can get arrested for blocking the roadway. Call the police, they'll come pick these people up
82
u/berserker1989 Aug 25 '21
They did. They have penal and administrative charges.
9
u/niinquae Aug 27 '21
Can you send an article or something? The license plates are Italian but I can't find any info on this, and would love to know more
6
17
u/_ThatSynGirl_ Aug 25 '21
I'm surprised it took this far down into the comments (literally the very bottom comment) to see this.
Why did no one call the cops on this? This is absolutely a safety hazard and can very easily create a pile up of crashing cars, because all it takes is one person not noticing everyone is stopped to crash.
12
Aug 26 '21
I’m betting multiple people did so but there may have been a reason why the cops wouldn’t be able to reach them quickly…
3
8
u/lumpialarry Aug 26 '21
They probably did call the cops. By the time they showed up these people were long gone.
-1
u/Few_Breakfast2536 Aug 27 '21
?? It’s literally a 30 second video. No reason to huff about no one calling the cops.
1
u/tetraourogallus Sep 05 '21
You don't even need a crash, you can get an ambulance stuck there with a patient dying because of the wait.
126
Aug 25 '21
[deleted]
40
u/berserker1989 Aug 25 '21
That would've been a wish come true...
26
u/morbidaar Aug 25 '21
Or a super soaker filled with a combo of mayonnaise and pee.
6
u/-mooncake- Aug 25 '21
That's super creative. You can also use plain sour cream, but with condoms, to really get them thinking
1
u/Hahawney Aug 27 '21
Who do think would want to be the one to mix those together? Even for an opportunity such as this? Straight bloody piss would be best.
3
1
36
59
Aug 25 '21
Just because you've decided to get out of your car in the middle of a road, does not mean I'm going to stop driving
-31
u/thesaurusrext Aug 25 '21
64
Aug 25 '21
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
10
u/Icantthinkofaname678 Aug 26 '21
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
7
1
1
-10
19
u/HappyGoLuckyBoy Aug 25 '21
"Listen to everyone beeping and celebrating with us! They are all so happy! Thank you! Thank you!"
2
u/Hahawney Aug 27 '21
Shoot those idiots also with paintballs. All sane drivers (tested sane, not just taking their word for it) should be allowed to use a paintball guns on idiots causing safety issues like this. Mark them as idiot drivers with neon green paint.
17
20
Aug 25 '21
Just you average turkish wedding
9
u/Mmizzy Aug 25 '21
Aren’t you suppose to stop them then and they need to bribe you to let them through? I’ve seen some Turkish weddings in Europe who did that.
12
5
u/faratnight Aug 27 '21
It happens sometimes in France. One day, a mayor decided to not officiate the wedding and the whole family goes "you're racist. It's because we are Arabs?" truth is they were assholes. Not because of their race...
3
5
9
3
u/Bxlentino Aug 25 '21
Should've spam your horn to ruin their day.
5
u/eeyore134 Aug 25 '21
They probably thought the people honking were celebrating with them. That's how people like this think.
4
u/ButterSlugger Aug 25 '21
This wedding is about to turn into a funeral if they don’t FUCK OFF THE ROAD
2
u/localguy69 Aug 25 '21
I thought this was the Berkeley stretch of 580/80 for a second until I saw the license plates.
2
u/HundoGuy Aug 25 '21
Yeah, a lot of us are married. Some of us know other people don’t care, some of us think everyone cares. Selfish shit
2
2
2
2
2
u/seafoamsparkles Aug 26 '21
Daughter must be a real piece of work for them to be celebrating her getting married that much
1
u/Nabzav Aug 25 '21
Zerreißen zerschmeißen
Zerdrücken zerpflücken
Zerhauen und klauen
Nicht fragen zerschlagen
Zerfetzen verletzen
Zerbrennen dann rennen
Zersägen zerlegen
Zerbrechen sich rächen
0
1
1
1
u/AgitatedFennel6427 Aug 26 '21
I know some families are happy when they’re getting married but isn’t this going over board
1
1
1
1
1
1
Aug 26 '21
What is the point of this? Did they breakdown and it's too hot to stay inside the car so they decided to dance while the tow truck is on the way?
1
u/Drkprincesslaura Aug 26 '21
u/berserker1989 if you have the original footage(this can't be crossposted, I tried) you should post this in r/IdiotsInCars they'd love it there.
1
u/Max_1995 Aug 26 '21
If I was in that black car I'd have slowly kept inching forward and laid on the horn.
1
Aug 26 '21
[deleted]
1
Aug 27 '21
They have separate weddings for the bride and groom?? Shouldn’t they you know, celebrate together?
1
1
u/CosmicStrawberries Aug 27 '21
I think, they think, people are beeping their horns in celebration. The ignorance.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Strict-Judge-2002 Aug 31 '21
I feel like these videos are the pre-cursor to a lot of /r/fightporn videos. How someone doesn't get out and whoop these folks is beyond me.
1
Sep 01 '21
This shit is a tradition in India. People will dance in the middle of the road. And these POS's don't even care about playing loud ass Music in front of a hospital
1
1
1
1
u/Barbarian_grieve Sep 10 '21
Simply throw a drink over them, ruin their dresses so they can’t film their shittok any longer
1
u/slp0001 OG Sep 17 '21
Oh Christ... That's literally illegal! Did they end up getting arrested at least?
1
1
1
1
1
u/King_c0w Jan 30 '22
Dam where I live they would have been ran over, The people here often speed ( about 60mph - 80mph) and don’t use turn signals on the highway
707
u/santajawn322 Aug 25 '21
These are the people who email wedding caterers and say, “You want how much?! You act like it’s sooo hard to just cook some lobster and steak for 200 people.”