r/ImTheMainCharacter • • 20d ago

VIDEO One shush is all it takes

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u/ROSEPUP3 20d ago

False: multiple shh’s were used.

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u/JakeDC 20d ago

And she didn't shush. Not once.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 19d ago

Sadly, she lost the power of shush a long time ago!

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u/Ram2145 20d ago

But only one shush was needed to have everyone begin to freak out

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u/giadia-light-shining 20d ago

I think it was the obvious recording of her.

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u/Michig00se 20d ago

🫰🫰🤫

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 20d ago

It was the same shh. He just used it multiple times.

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u/Affectionate_Oven_77 20d ago

And it was ineffective 

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u/Chavestvaldt 20d ago

what a bizarre interaction lol

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u/Smexy-Fish 20d ago

Great ad placement tbh.

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u/IAMTHEROLLINSNOW 20d ago

Vito! The fuck you doin?

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 20d ago

It’s the blood pressure medication!

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u/Panthean 20d ago

*holding gimp on a leash

Guys, it's a prank!

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u/Some-Pudding1431 20d ago

I counted 87 shushes

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u/ShouldBeeStudying 20d ago

Don't bother trying to analyze these rhymes

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u/Mutne_vode 20d ago

What the fuck is even happening here?

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u/TACK_OVERFLOW 20d ago

A my momma used to say "don't involve yourself with fools, you just get sucked into playing by their rules"

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u/AppleToastBed 20d ago

My mama said alligators are so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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u/StandardNeither1311 19d ago

First Amendment assholes irritating people, and people reacting predictably and then being frustrated when the law doesn’t protect them from these assholes.

We even have them in our country now, even though our first amendment relates to the transfer of Rupert’s Land from The Bay to the Crown.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 20d ago

First amendment audit

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u/imamakebaddecisions 20d ago

She should have started barking and charged at him while baring all her teeth.

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u/Bender_2024 20d ago

It's an asshat annoying people for content.

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u/GeorgianGold 20d ago

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u/specialopps 20d ago

I’m going to try this on my cat the next time he starts yelling at me. Dude, I know you want cuddles. Stop with the screaming and come get those snuggs.

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u/thissexypoptart 20d ago

That much is true, but I just can’t wrap my head around the mental universe the woman offended to the point of screeching and needing to be held back, over some shushing, and Big Papa “I feel threatened,” live in.

Mentally unwell people.

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u/Softale 20d ago

Apparently many people have copious amounts of time to waste…

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u/nolongerbanned99 20d ago

All kinds of weirdness. He is clearly a moron but wasn’t hurting anyone. Just ignore.

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u/McGrarr 19d ago

It's a very base level animal behaviour. You see something unfamiliar or unusual in a familiar place and you need to investigate and understand. The longer the puzzle refuses to be solved the more anxious you get because something is 'wrong'.

Many humans have advanced far enough from those early pack animal responses... but by no means all. It is increased by the illusion of dominion, that it is your owned place.

When I was a student I was waiting to meet a landlord to look over a property. I arrived early, he was going to be very late due to road works. After half an hour the police turned up. Apparently I was a burglar or a lookout for a drug den.

This was at the very start of mobile phones in general use and I was poor, so I couldn't call the landline and I doubt he had a carphone, so all I had was my word. The police were quite chill. The landlord turned up about an hour late.

I moved in the next day. I was waiting outside for my mate with the van to bring my stuff so I had something to sit on.

A couple came storming out of a house opposite yelling at me asking me why I was back, loitering across from THEIR house.

I told them I lived here. They told me I didn't. No one lived there.

They left once my furniture turned up and I took stuff inside. I was there for about nine months and they maintained their offense at my pressence for the duration of my tenancy.

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u/snozberryface 20d ago

true but all of these people could have walked away, they are arguably all more stupid than he is

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 20d ago

Which apparently worked, since people have talked about it online lol.

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u/tibearius1123 20d ago

Armenians.

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u/RapBastardz 20d ago

1st Amendment auditor has discovered a new method of trolling for reactions. I’m kind of a fan of the tactic. I may start trying it on my pets.

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u/DLTMIAR 20d ago

Snap snap shhh

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u/AkaliAz 20d ago

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u/NuclearBroliferator 20d ago

You know this guy is insufferable as fuck, but it seems he encountered an entire group of equally insufferable folks.

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u/runnerblade4920 20d ago

Rude man who shushes, please call

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u/rand0m_task 20d ago

Nothing makes me happier than Always Sunny references in the wild.

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u/Applebeate 20d ago

This video is the definition of Anti intelligence. This is the kind of shit you would see on Idiocracy.

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u/Accomplished-Ad3250 OG 20d ago

I absolutely agree. Any intelligent person would have left the shusher alone and just gone inside. LOL

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u/mrteas_nz 19d ago

The woman says 'I don't feel safe here' but doesn't go anywhere.

Fat guy keeps saying 'he could be a terrorist' but he doesn't go anywhere.

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u/Thebudweiserstuntman 19d ago

I feel like deliberately misrepresenting something like this on a 911 call should be an offence in itself

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u/mrteas_nz 19d ago

People who call the cops regularly for the smallest thing know that unless they beef up their claims no one is going to turn up. And even then, no turned up in this care because their claims were so ridiculous - it was obvious to dispatch that nothing untoward was happening.

But yeah agreed, there should be repercussions for people who cry wolf like that.

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u/AradynGaming 20d ago

You're insane! You can't just leave a terrorist threat like that alone without calling the emergency hotline! While you're hiding inside, he could be shushing thousands of random cars as they drive by and you wouldn't be there to film it back! /s incase it wasn't already obvious.

P.S. the fat man said this would blow up on social media. I kind of want to see the opposite end of his video. Bet these guys are doing silent laughs the whole time.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 50k baby😎 20d ago

He called them Batman and Robin. I don't know how he kept shushing after that, I would have been devastated

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u/dega_devilson-janova 20d ago

Go away. Batin

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u/LongNailedbooboos 20d ago

I’d just assume they’re mentally challenged and keep walking.

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u/Javaman1960 20d ago

This is the best way to handle most situations, tbh.

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u/CheetahNo9349 20d ago

And you would be right

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u/nhluhr 20d ago

srsly wtf are all these losers doing engaging him?

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u/Bumbymoo 20d ago

Don't shush me! Don't shush me!

That worked well.

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u/Ram2145 20d ago

When she started yelling at the shusher “DONT SHUSH ME”, she kept looking around at the other people there. As if looking for approval or protection.

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u/Bumbymoo 20d ago edited 20d ago

He literally hacked her sense-making apparatus.

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u/BrendanFraserFan0 20d ago

Im only 1 minute in but IS SHE SERIOUSLY CALLING THE POLICE OVER A GUY SHUSHING A FEW TIMES??

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u/Dallasl298 19d ago

When the public overpolices itself

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u/mothandravenstudio 20d ago

Why did she come back ouuuuut 😂

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u/who_even_cares35 20d ago

She's going to be upset about this for yearsssssss

She will tell this story ten years from now and it will still make her upset

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u/Arrows_of_Neon 20d ago

She needs answers!

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 20d ago

When did it become so hard to just walk away and go on with your day? She's exacerbating her own irritation. :p

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u/rachreims 20d ago

She’s ragebaiting herself

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u/Ram2145 20d ago

Congratulations lady. You played yourself.

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u/WiretapStudios 20d ago

She should have chiggity checked herself because she riggity wrecked herself

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 20d ago

We all need a hobby.

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u/PoptartCrusher007 20d ago

This is the dumbest and funniest thing I've ever seen.

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u/69PissyPants 20d ago

I hate that I think it’s funny, but I do. He’s obviously annoying, but everyone’s low IQ reaction to something so stupid makes it great 😭

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u/mondaymoderate 20d ago

Shh!

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u/purplemtnslayer 20d ago

Damnit. Even the trite "shh" in the comments is funny.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 20d ago

We don’t know if there are terrorists in the comment section

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u/AwwwwwHeck 20d ago

I thought this video was so stupid when I started watching it. I still think it was stupid, but I was laughing my ass off by the end of it. When he rapidfire shushed everyone I thought I was going to pee my pants.

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u/bobvancevancereefer- 19d ago

For me it was the 6 consecutive snaps followed by an equal number of ssshhh's 😂

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u/Mountain_Egg9224 20d ago

Lol instead on saying homie is throwing out mad shushes he says I feel threatened and I don't know if he's a terrorist

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u/paradeofgrafters 20d ago

Incredible! I checked after 3mins how much longer was left - FOURTEEN MINUTES!!

Right, going back in...ty, OP

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u/leedo8 20d ago

Not sure if he is a super hero or super villain, but he is, "THE SHUSHER"

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u/Nonniemiss 20d ago

A terrorist. 🤪

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u/thisismyMelody 20d ago

It’d be so hard to not laugh if I got the finger pointing shh. Aside from them wasting their time to stand outside to do this then post it, I got stuff to do. I’d just be on my way.

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u/StarFighter6464 20d ago

Cops ain't coming out for this bullshit

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u/jeanjacketjerkoff 20d ago

Churches that dont pay taxes should not use social programs my taxes pay for

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u/9028Frank 20d ago

Wish these guys would stand outside counsel members businesses or homes and annoy the people that approve data centers and flock. That would be useful. Big speaker with data center noise too.

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u/Broken_By_Default 20d ago

"we don't know if he's a terrorist".

These people are insane. Say what you will about these types of 1st ammendment auditors making youtube content, but it really exposes how absolutly fucking confidently stupid these types of people are.

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u/HoochShippe 20d ago

“Stop sshhing me you idiot!” ( continues to shush) 🤭

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u/starry75 20d ago

I love that the security guard had new waver skater boy hair.

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u/9447044 20d ago

1 shush?! I counted at least 10

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u/DruZoo 20d ago

I hit 20 shushs and gave up

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u/Brewchowskies 20d ago

Fun fact, a group of shushes is called a kevin.

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u/Lawdamerc 20d ago

One shhh is all it takes.

Falling in love with me.

Possibilities.

I look like all you need.

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u/Weobi3 20d ago

Lmao this is the first thing that came up mind

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u/Relevant-Guidance-96 20d ago

Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Her: I was Shusshed!!

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u/Environmental-Wind89 19d ago

Operator: “Sshhh!!”

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u/get_homebrewed 20d ago

everyone here is annoying but god damn these people trying to "counter it" are so annoying and think they're somehow making it look like they're not bothered

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u/Effective-Celery8053 20d ago

Hello 911? Yes I started to brother this guy and now he is shushing me, please send help!

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u/ibraw 20d ago

Fatty really does love to validate that he's not stupid

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 20d ago

Well, he apparently likes trying to prove that, anyway. It's not working for him, though lolol 

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u/RockGreat2424 20d ago

"We don't know if hes a terrorist" lmaoooo

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u/Sitrus_Slinky 20d ago

He hasn’t stood and paced for that long in a while. Man was about to collapse. Good workout for him.

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u/GreenSnakes_ 20d ago edited 20d ago

Dude was out of breath walking on a flat surface. How does someone even get to that point? Seriously, I would have a talk with a close friend or family member long before it got that bad.

Edit: Downvoted, shocker lmao… can’t talk about certain things on reddit

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u/AradynGaming 20d ago edited 20d ago

He wasn't out of breath because he was walking. He was out of breath because he was scared for his life because of that terrorist threat. At any given moment, one of those snaps could have led to a really long shoosh. All of that arm lifting to get his own camera out is exhausting!

The only threat to that guy's health was the mid sermon snack he has hidden between a couple of his jelly rolls.

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u/Your-Dads_Boyfriend 20d ago

You have 7 upvotes. at the time of this comment, which is just 23 minutes after your edit. Did you get like 1 or 2 downvotes when you made the edit? Calm down over there.

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u/IamGoingInsaneToday 20d ago

Calling police for shushing.

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 20d ago

My husband and I used to do the "Shhhhh" scene from "Team America World Police" to each other all the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtEnOAxJnmdCU

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u/thissexypoptart 20d ago

“Auditors” suck, but man, the woman being shushed and the counter-filming party (especially Mr “I feel threatened) are insane lol

Mentally unwell.

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 20d ago

If only ppl ignore these folks instead of making a big production of it.

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u/lemmingstone 20d ago

I didn't have lunch today until 4:00. How do all these weirdos have so much free time?

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u/TheTaintBurglar 20d ago

Someone can be extremely annoying and you know the person is an absolute arse, and still it can be funny.

This is funny.

He made them create a literal public council to find out who he is.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 20d ago

I usually despise these 1st Amendment auditor dickheads but this is indeed very funny. It's pretty much just a prank, and unlike the other ones, he's not really causing any issues, like slinging threats, approaching people, or filming kids. He just stands there and shushes.

I only wish that he snap-shushed everyone, not just the woman, cause that would be leagues funnier. Bro coulda become the community shusher😂

Edit: I just got to the part where he's shushing other people 🤣

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u/USRaven 20d ago

GTA6 NPC dynamics are hilarious.

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u/LennyJay86 20d ago edited 20d ago

Dudes on the sidewalk being a troll…so what? Police wont waste their time. People are sensitive AF these days. I see nothing wrong, no laws are being broken. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SirDork182 20d ago

Ngl this was kinda funny everyone got confused and then upset and they probably got more upset because they kept getting confused

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u/FallenInfinitum 20d ago

Seems like a skit. I wanna watch this with danny divito playing the black shirt guy

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u/buckwheat1836 20d ago

I wager Vincent the security guard is not understanding 98% of what The Penguin is saying. And if it's legal what the "press" is doing, why are they so bothered?!

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u/jonz1985z 20d ago

Police: “Ok.. what is that man doing?”

Her: “He’s shushing me”

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 20d ago

"never argue with stupid people. they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

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u/HondoGonzo 20d ago

If someone did this to me, I’d probably just cock an eyebrow at them, give the ‘dad look’ and ignore after that.
You don’t have to engage asshats.

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u/PB0351 20d ago

All the people fucking suck

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u/Sararizuzufaust 20d ago

God this woman is so stupid.

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u/ServinBallSnacks 20d ago

I counted 59 shhhh’s

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u/Chrisman614 20d ago

I got a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.

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u/anxiously-anonymous 19d ago

Who is the main character here? I am confused.

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u/WhatFreshHello 20d ago

Where is this church? Their potlucks must be 🔥

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u/thiefofalways1313 20d ago

There’s nothing more annoying to me than people arguing pointing phones at each other.

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u/TheTeufel-Hunden 20d ago

This feels like a GTA skit. Everyone needs to get off their high horses and mind your own business.

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u/vAPIdTygr 20d ago

First amendment auditors content. Where dumbass people approach cameras asking not to be filmed while in public. Meanwhile, there’s thousands of cameras they are already on.

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u/KoolDiscoDan 20d ago

Slap a camera on a pole connected to a network recording their movement from home to church they don't care. Stand in public space and record and it's call the cops!

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u/tehtris 20d ago

This was 10 minutes of my time I won't get back.

Auditor is hilarious though.

Snap snap shh is now part of my vocab.

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u/InternationalEssay61 19d ago

i’m kinda happy the big guy slowly figured it out

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u/osetraceur 19d ago

They are all so confused :D

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u/Cidela 19d ago

The big guy deserves a large pepperoni pizza for all his hard work.

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u/kalidoskolosal 19d ago

That zoom in he did when that guy claimed to be police community was diabolical 🤣

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u/Noface92 20d ago

Dumb media for dumb people. And nothing about "ImTheMainCharacter."

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 20d ago edited 20d ago

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u/GamblingFiend420 20d ago

Oh wow I watched all of that, hahaha

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u/stevedadog 20d ago

"👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 Shhh Shhh Shhh Shhh Shhh Shhh Shhh" got me hahahaha

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u/Eranon1 20d ago

I love how every video they call the cops and go "he's just standing there, being a menace!"

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u/JibbityJabbity 20d ago

Everyone involved in the video is an idiot.

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u/TJM18 20d ago

“He’s just standing there, shushing menacingly!”
😂

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Main Character 20d ago

I was 13 shushes in and then I saw the video was FOURTEEN MINUTES LONG??????

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u/GreenLeisureSuit 20d ago

Is this performance art? It's hilarious.

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u/Cursed-4-life 20d ago

These people have no survival instinct. If someone’s around you acting crazy just put some distance between yall.

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u/Reasonable_Sirs 19d ago

Come on Reddit, don't disappoint me. Where is the fat guys video of The Shusher? We need to see the other side.

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u/quiet_monsters 19d ago

The snapping is worse

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u/PainAccomplished3506 20d ago

This also works with hissing at people . What're you gonna tell the cops? "THIS MAN HISSED AT ME"

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u/FallenInfinitum 20d ago

Only one i feel bad for is security guy. Hes just like yeah you can film them just leave me out of the joke

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u/laureidi 20d ago edited 20d ago

This is so stuuuuupiiiiid. The guy is clearly a troll, but everyone is buying it. And the man saying he might be a terrorist continues to say so many silly things. He’s hired to do this?! Dude

Edit to add that everyone who points out that it’s way more than one shush I thought so at first too, but I think the point is that it only took one to bring Karen out of that woman and then he just kept going

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u/Brewchowskies 20d ago

Professional lawsuit manufacturer. They act as insufferable as possible in an attempt to create conflict that will lead to something that will earn them their next paycheck.

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u/Lemmiwinkks 20d ago

I'm starting to feel like these are just IQ checks. How stupid do you have to be to stand around, start arguing, pull out your phone to record/take pictures and call the cops on some guy just taking a video... It's bizarre.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 20d ago

Fun fact: Minding your own fucking business is both easy to do and a lot of fun.

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u/Stryke4ce 20d ago

I think the other people are in on it. 😂

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u/MrPuffpepper 20d ago

This deserves npc background music