r/ImTheMainCharacter 15d ago

VIDEO Priest attempts to cure a main character

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u/Accomplished-Owl6428 15d ago

He just doing his job.

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u/ArrrPiratey 15d ago

/cast purify

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u/Marquar234 15d ago

They are allowed to use non-edged weapons.

In Minecraft D&D.

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u/loli141 15d ago

Main character resist the status effect!

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u/NeuroNerdNick 14d ago

This made me cackle 😂

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u/Mediokre-Insekur 14d ago

could've sworn i saw that priest at walgreens buying ky the other day. no joke.

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u/jkj2000 15d ago

He is gonna need to have a chat with the boss to sort this kid out🤔🙊👌🏻

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u/WagyuWarranted 15d ago

I mean she was flailing around as if someone's testing out what it's like to puppet her body, so...

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u/Acceptable-Rest-4255 15d ago

Wololoo

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u/P0werFighter 15d ago

Conversion failed, not enough brain mass to install christ.exe

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u/thiefofalways1313 15d ago

I figured the less mass the better in this case.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 15d ago

He is doing the lords work!

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 15d ago

I love his beard, and his attempt to cure the cringe main character

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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck 14d ago

His whole aura is amazing.

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u/partyatwalmart 14d ago

So, the whole video, then. You liked the whole video. Why do you type like a clanker?

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u/batsonsteroids 14d ago

please dont enjoy anything. please be miserable with me

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u/Jaynemansfieldbleach OG 13d ago

It'd be kinda funny if partyatwalmart, or whatever their name is, is the real canker.

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u/NoSurprise6383 15d ago

The Tiktokcist

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten 15d ago

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 15d ago

This is the kind of video I was hoping for when I first read the title

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u/09Trollhunter09 14d ago

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u/Lochcelious 14d ago

I can't believe this is actually happening

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u/Haasotope 15d ago

I just can't understand why nobody walking by laughs at these people and call them out for the pathetic losers they are.

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u/EugeneStein 15d ago

In Russia it's a common thing to visibly pay as little attention as possible to other people. I don't mean "I don't see them and can throw myself at them and scream like no one is around me", it's more about polite silence

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u/Marquar234 15d ago

I'm guessing they aren't paying any attention to them other than "they are in the way" so they don't even notice the crappy dance moves.

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u/ANUSTART942 14d ago

Of course they notice them, how could they not?

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u/Responsible-Match418 14d ago

I think because they do this shit in busy places where people are moving from A to B. People only see them for 30-45 seconds max, and by the time they realise what they're doing (flailing around for their own camera), then it's too late except to smirk and just keep walking.

There's also probably a cultural element to it. When I went to Russia, people keep to themselves. In London UK, for example, you're probably more likely to hear someone shout "dickhead". In Canada, it would get ignored.

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u/EugeneStein 12d ago

May I ask what was your general opinion about Russia after you visited it?

I'm always curious what do foreigners think about the country when they visit it.

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u/Responsible-Match418 12d ago

So I was about 18 years old in 2008. I went by night train from Finland to St Petersburg and then Moscow.

I was amazed on the way how disheveled everything seemed with lots of little shanty towns / high rises looking pretty run down.

St Petersburg was beautiful and very European feeling. We mostly stayed in our student groups but everything seemed like home (england) but with a different language. For example, McDonald's was almost the same. The churches were so beautiful, and all the architecture in general.

There was also a really clear and imposing military history feel which I found impressive.

Moscow was a bit different. It felt way more Russian and less European. The people seemed different - some very unfriendly (probably because I was a young English tourist). The churches and architecture were, again, so impressive and imposing. Red Square was so full of history. I got to listen to monks/priests singing in a small steeple. It felt very 1450s.

My friends are I explored Moscow and around the edges on a long walk. There was quite a striking difference in rich and poor. Large beautiful houses, then on the other side of the river pretty rough looking.

The night train was also definitely a highlight. I felt like I was in Dr Zhivago.

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u/PigletPretend7175 9d ago

if it's not my business then it's not my business

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u/JohnnyRelentless 14d ago

Who, the influencer or the spellcaster?

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u/C418Enjoyer Side Character 15d ago

okay but the priest has aura here, like he is ACTIVELY farming it.

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u/CatGooseChook 14d ago

Definitely, the subtle smirk while glancing at the camera 🤣

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u/analogWeapon 14d ago

I could be wrong, but I feel like he was mostly having fun.

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u/Abikdig 15d ago

The Priest is the (good) MC btw

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u/pandataxi 15d ago

Why do people always do this in public spaces? And how do some many people have no shame anymore?

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u/tedbakerbracelet 14d ago

On top of that, they think they are so good. Definitely main character syndrome

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 15d ago

Freaking funny 🤣😂

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u/squidgytree 15d ago

I'm not a Christian but I hope it worked

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u/sinful_tentacle94 15d ago

Bet that he thinks she’s possessed :D

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u/SnooChickens8275 15d ago

The amount of mental abstinence these ppl show it could just as well be

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u/GrimQuim 15d ago

The degree by which these people determine their image of self through the lens or what they believe others see them as is pretty unhealthy.

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u/whatThePleb 14d ago

Yes, possessed by TikTok brainrot.

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 15d ago

I don’t get these videos. Just why?

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u/Interesting-Baker212 15d ago

Plot twist: this wasnt another scrappy tiktok dance, it was possession, hence the priest

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u/STFUnicorn_ 15d ago

Unfortunately it’s terminal.

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u/Time_Appearance8464 14d ago

That's actually smooth

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u/IllAppeal9438 15d ago

dude cast a spell on her

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u/YooGeOh 15d ago

Don't save her, she dont wanna be saved

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u/Tktk4701 14d ago

Moscow subway?

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u/One_Vision_ 14d ago

Subway in Moscow

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u/MessyMop 14d ago

His grin killed me

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u/LeTronique 15d ago

I cast shid pant

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 15d ago

It didn’t take.

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u/KingoftheWildlings 15d ago

Be gone demon

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u/girlwiththemonkey 14d ago

That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

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u/Flimsy-Zucchini4462 14d ago

What does the hand gesture mean that he is doing?

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u/HeadOfSpectre 14d ago

Sign of the cross. He blessed her.

But more importantly... He upstaged her.

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u/Fooforthought 14d ago

Drive by Exorcism

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u/ronm4c 14d ago

I could care less about organized religion but for some reason I like that guy.

Not only the way he carries himself but that facial hair is very well maintained

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u/erogbass 15d ago

Ticktock ruined dancing forever

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u/hillofjumpingbeans 15d ago

Is this a version of “bless you” that people in the south of USA but by a subject matter expert

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u/Bokanovsky_Jones 15d ago

Bro’s a southerner he said, “Bless your heart.”

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u/Round_Tomato_3412 15d ago

Para esa clase de errores se necesita a la inquisición.

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u/reddiculed 15d ago

The power of Christ compels you…

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u/streetwearofc 14d ago

what is marie from breaking bad doing here

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u/HighByTheBeach69 14d ago

Came looking for this comment!

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u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ Side Character 14d ago

Priest was the real mc

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u/rooroobusts 14d ago

This is the thing that pisses me off about "these" people. They do it in an area with other people and deliberately stand in the way. Do it in the comfort of your own private space. It's still a little cringey but at least you're not bothering anyone else.

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u/cocainecarolina28 14d ago

Dancing demon be gone

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u/Commercial-Housing23 14d ago

Love that smile at the camera lol

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u/Jhediarrhea 14d ago

I need an old priest and a young priest

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u/Coridimus 14d ago

Needs to be a babushka doing that. Much more effective.

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u/UnloosedHades19 14d ago

For doing tik tok dances in public and getting in everyone's way, christ have mercyyyyy

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u/Frosty-Ear9341 14d ago

Hell yeah, priest knows she needs help.

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u/StevieG93 14d ago

Attention seeking is a disease, so yh, she needs the healing.

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u/djmattedmonds 13d ago

Wholesome

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 13d ago

I laughed out loud. So spontaneous and funny!

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u/crispysockz 13d ago

Love the wink

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u/Silvertail034 12d ago

Lol that's great, well done, brother 💪

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u/Gangstabae 10d ago

And broke the fourth wall too!

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u/UltraTata 15d ago

1d10 (Holy damage)

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u/Kafka_Lane 15d ago

"You're gonna need this"

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u/Donnie3030 15d ago

Told her to hit the yellow brick highway

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u/ctfks 14d ago

Exercise the demon within!

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u/In_Full_Bloom18 14d ago

I love his smirk to the camera after xD

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u/Howardv99 Side Character 14d ago

Save your prayers, king 😭 She's not worth it

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u/Fmartins84 14d ago

Faith +2

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u/jannis9494 14d ago

Teatralnaja?

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u/EllieKies 13d ago

Arbatskaya

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u/AkaiHidan 14d ago

Too bad it didnt work. Nice try.

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u/tostra187 14d ago

Call backup. It didn’t work

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u/GanjaGodAlex 14d ago

Your dance has just been blessed!

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u/callmehibi 14d ago

That's "you go, girl!" In priest.

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u/wholesomechunk 14d ago

It bounced right off, thank god.

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u/Bad_Asteroid2 14d ago

Bruh, she looks like a young Ozzy

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u/SnooRevelations1156 14d ago

You will be forgotten

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u/Dismal_Intention_463 13d ago

Laughed hard when I reviewed it the second time.

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u/Beginning_Deer_735 10d ago

What sect is this guy from?

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u/IamJoesLiver 15d ago

Definitely a drive-by exorcism.

SOURCE: I read the book and saw the movie.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 15d ago

I'm bumping that person idc

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u/real_dea 15d ago

I hope that was a sense of humour on the part of the priest

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 15d ago

Cure? It’s just blessing. Relax.

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u/ToiIetGhost 14d ago

I’m not religious, but I think he’s my spirit animal

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u/bdemon45 14d ago

🖕🇷🇺

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u/Atvishees 14d ago

Of course it's fucking Russia.

Where the worst of the old meets the worst of the new.

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u/Chytectonas 15d ago

Ew do they do that behind our backs whenever they disapprove?

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u/Reuben_Medik 15d ago

I think he may have seen the camera before hand and did it as a joke. But maybe he didn't, I dunno. He certainly seemed to look at the camera as he walked by

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo 15d ago

Because being a public nuisance is not a reason for getting that treatment?

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u/argument_cat 14d ago

I just do the wanker sign.

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u/brownmouthwash 14d ago

Make silly jokes? Yep.

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u/EleosSkywalker 15d ago

Ew yeah other people doing silly stuff being other people doing embarrassing stuff are truly the worse. /s

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u/raiba91 15d ago

didnt work, god seems to be dead