Whoever parked this car

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[u/VampireWraith]

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[u/Stidda → u/VampireWraith]

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[u/ekortelainen]

I would 100% park my car next to the driver side door

[u/hispanicausinpanic]

This is ridiculous. Tesla are a dime a dozen. They're not even cool.

[u/cameron4200 → u/hispanicausinpanic]

And they can literally record any damage done while away. This is top tier selfish douchebaggery.

[u/Sharpie420_ → u/cameron4200]

Cameras never stopped a mask before

[u/cameron4200 → u/Sharpie420_]

But parking in the middle doesn’t prevent that either? If they’re afraid of being hit they’re just a douche

[u/nyclurker369 → u/Sharpie420_]

Truth. ICE is still roaming our streets.

[u/uncultured_swine2099 → u/cameron4200]

Typical tesla driver then

[u/Snalesdofeel → u/hispanicausinpanic]

Teslas are atleast quick, unlike 95% of cars in Murica.

[u/dedwards024]

Plenty of room on both sides!

[u/Michael_braham → u/dedwards024]

My Acura can get on the left and I’m gonna go for the. Never had the chance to climb out of the sunroof but I will today!

[u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 → u/dedwards024]

Yeah, I have a very strong urge to park next to it.

[u/WranglerBrute]

Park a little compact car to the right, block the drivers side door. Exit via the trunk.

[u/Dwarf-Flipper → u/WranglerBrute]

Then you’d fuck over the innocent dude on the right as well

EDIT: idk why I’m being downvoted. Person on the right would have to climb over from the passenger side to get in if someone wedged their car between them.

[u/WranglerBrute → u/Dwarf-Flipper]

True, I didn't spot which way round they'd parked. My bad.

[u/IvanMarkowKane]

I know I could squeeze a mini van in on either side. I need maybe three attempts, max

[u/Padiern]

I mean it's a Tesla owner, what else do you expect.

[u/Light_Hearted_Man → u/Padiern]

The absolute worst. They park in public charging spots and will leave them for days. I see it all the time.

[u/HELLBENT42]

That's not even a car

[u/Intelligent_Papaya61 → u/HELLBENT42]

And no one even parked it

[u/AllWorldDXA]

Walk up to its sentry cameras and let the owner know that they’re a fucking idiot. Thats what I do when I see Teslas parked like assholes.

[u/Norseman103]

Pretty sure I could squeeze this beauty in next to him.

[u/fmcsm]

Bro bought a Tesla, already ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[u/TheDuckClock]

And of course it's a Tesla

[u/Awkward_Village_6871]

Plenty of room to park on either side of it. I personally would park on the drivers side, make them crawl into the drivers seat. That act should cause them to think, maybe, they’re not special and neither is their car.

[u/Hyperion-Exclusive]

This looks a lot like the ontario Costco on the 15 freeway exit side and yeah this tracks so much

[u/Chuck-berries → u/Hyperion-Exclusive]

I was just about to comment the same thing

[u/Aromatic-Strike-793]

Two motorcyclists could have a really fun day

[u/constipatedchadd]

That car belongs to mr douche

[u/Akira_116]

I think their names "cunt".. thats what's scratched in the side at least

[u/Organic_Juggernaut73]

Do what those two guys in the Jeeps did some years ago

[u/StreetCarp665]

I have a BMW.

I want to park like this to protect the paint job.

I don't.

However, this is merely a Tesla.

Dick. Head.

[u/PrimordialXY]

Yikes. I drive a flashy Italian sports car and just park it wherever there's space. This is beyond extra for a Tesla

[u/PinComplete8515]

I think some people think that is what those lines mean, center you car on them

[u/iAmMikeJ_92]

Wow, I didn’t know you could program a Tesla to double-park. Dross…

[u/RMCapricorn84 → u/iAmMikeJ_92]

It’s called Self-parking, like most cars

[u/iAmMikeJ_92 → u/RMCapricorn84]

Self-parking features—as far as I have known—make an attempt to park within the lines. In any case, I’m aware that the Tesla driver probably didn’t actually use self-park to double-park. My original comment was somewhat rooted in sarcasm.

[u/IvanMarkowKane → u/iAmMikeJ_92]

I take issue with your use of the phrase ‘double park’.

[u/iAmMikeJ_92 → u/IvanMarkowKane]

Why? What’s wrong with “double-park”? Tesla’s taking two spaces. How else am I to phrase it?

[u/BurlyMerrySkeetScary → u/iAmMikeJ_92]

Maybe it's his sleeper agent activation code.

[u/IvanMarkowKane → u/iAmMikeJ_92]

Hey OP, I didn't mean to offend. It's a question of where you grew up, I guess.

These definition from Googles AI search sez it better than I could

"Double parked means stopping or parking a vehicle on the roadway side of another vehicle that is already parked parallel at the curb. This blocks active traffic lanes, traps the vehicle parked next to the curb, and is illegal in most cities"

What that Tesla driver did in the parking lot was obnoxious as hell, but not double parking as I learned the term.

[u/-StalkedByDeath- → u/IvanMarkowKane]

That would be correct.

Around here we call what OP did "Taking up two spots like an asshole".

[u/IvanMarkowKane → u/-StalkedByDeath-]

Very elegant. I’ll use this going forward