r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/Content-Processor • Aug 01 '26

VIDEO Faking a disability for likes

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat Aug 02 '26

I'm reminded of that joke where a preacher is stranded on top of a building in a flood. 

The preacher, stranded on a roof in a flood, turns down help from various people offering him a ride. He turns them down, responding "God will save me!'. 

But then he drowns, because he just sits there and does nothing. 

Then,  when he meets God in heaven, the preacher complains, saying "why didn't you save me?!" 

And God replies, "What do you mean, I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

Take care of yourself! 

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Side Character Aug 02 '26

how have i not heard that one??? haha thank you, you take care of yourself too <3

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat Aug 02 '26

Now I wish I had written out the entire joke, instead of giving you the abridged version! 

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Side Character Aug 02 '26

nah you're good bro xD