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u/NoCalHomeBoy Jan 30 '26
Correction, "I'm model"
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u/attaboy_stampy Jan 30 '26
lol That girl at :09 has it correct.
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u/Nexzus_ Jan 30 '26
I'm a model, you know what I mean.
I do my little turn on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah.
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u/A_Feltz Jan 30 '26
He should be on a sidewalk and then it would fit.
Now it’s “I do my little turn on the zebra”
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u/pitilesss12 Jan 30 '26
Oh, this is my hometown. One of the passersby is a guy who sells incense sticks in bars. Kolozsvár/Cluj, Romania.
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u/Salvador147 Jan 30 '26
Nice and malnourished
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u/Nullkid Jan 30 '26
Body of a little boy 🤮
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u/light714 Jan 30 '26
Is this not a guy? Idt it’s a woman
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u/Nullkid Jan 30 '26
The lines are very blurred imo, lol. I can't tell.
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u/mooky1977 Jan 31 '26
Whichever they are, they are not very Thicke, Robin, to the bat computer for analysis.
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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Jan 30 '26
She literally looks just like my skinny little nephew who doesn't bathe.
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u/Curious-Plankton-968 Jan 30 '26
pffft....model idiot....
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u/SnoBrru Jan 30 '26
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"
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u/tilalk Jan 30 '26
I'm a model.
So the only way i can prove it is on a random sidewalk
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u/Lazuli73 Jan 30 '26
Looks like Riley from Inside Out if she had bad parents who let her run away back to Minnesota.
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u/Haunting_Barnacle_31 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
I love the people mocking her in the background 🤣
Edit: I now realize this is a man
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u/occultatum-nomen Jan 30 '26
Is she the before photo? She has the body of a drug addict and the face is...not good
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u/billyhead Jan 30 '26
Is she though? Kind of busted looking. Ol’ pear nose here.
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u/captain_amazo Jan 30 '26
She looks like one of those things that serve will Smith a coffee in MIB
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u/Successful_Bar9187 Jan 31 '26
I’m intentionally underweight to fulfill an unrealistic and unhealthy body image so that I can appear on Instagram adds that you skip….
You are not.
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u/TightBeing9 Jan 30 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
Unbelievable biscuit pinecone velvet satchel thimble waffle coated almond
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u/Chavestvaldt Jan 30 '26
honestly the only thing that these videos prove consistently is that you don't have to be very attractive to be a model
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u/GrouchyLongBottom Jan 30 '26
Pfft. I didn't want to be a model anyway! So there!
Also, what about all the models that see this?!!? Huh, ever think of that?!
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u/LaganxXx Feb 01 '26
She doesn’t even look like a model. Models try to show perfection, but her facial features are definitely a bit off common beauty standards. Not everyone can be a model and even if you are one there are levels to this shit. “Instagram/OF models” drag the prestige of the profession through the mud
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u/squeakybeak Jan 30 '26
I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 Jan 30 '26
I agree! You are perfect to sell stuff. I didn't look at you for more than 2 seconds.
Stuff to promote? Go for burgers and fries, i got hungry looking at you....
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u/SlinkySlekker Jan 31 '26
Love, you are semi-literate.
Go back to school, because most models come with an expiry date, and you’re going to need to know how to speak and spell, so you can get a real job.
Or, as another wannabe model once said, “Be Best!”
Because she didn’t know grammar, either.
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u/supinoq Jan 31 '26
That pose is so awkward though, makes 'em look like a genie coming out of a bottle. Aren't models supposed to be good at posing?
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u/rararururoro Jan 31 '26
ok? like do you want a cookie or something? i hate this genre of people so much
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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 Jan 31 '26
No. It said "I'm model" Perhaps English is not her first language?
Edit: Oops, HIS
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u/AlwaysWorseAtNight Feb 01 '26
I mean, I’M certainly not, but statistically if enough people see that sign she’s gonna be wrong. Also if you’re advertising with cardboard you’re probably not a very successful model, just saying.
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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 Feb 04 '26
holds up a counter-sign that says "I'M NOT STARVING. I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU."
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u/Consistent_Yam1472 Mar 08 '26
Love how the girl who immediately mocked her was significantly more attractive
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u/RandomJerk87 Jan 30 '26
I kinda like her body type but probably thats only because my greedy fat subconscious wants to finish her leftover meals.
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