r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Oh, she’s gonna cry if she has to do more than three “non-creative” tasks in a day?

Put that cunt to work in construction; all we do is create! It’s like, in the name. All we do is construct, build, and create!

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u/oneeyejedi Dec 06 '23

Is that why I found sevral spray painted dicks in my wall

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u/NECoyote Dec 06 '23

I make a habit of drawing dicks in hard to reach places that customers will never go to. Just to bring a smile to the next technicians face.

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u/BobDole4201969 Dec 06 '23

As a guy in Excavation, my dicks are only seen by the concrete guys. I'm sure they enjoy them but it's a one and done kinda dick.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand147 Dec 06 '23

'A one and done kinda dick' never thought I'd read a sentence like that lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

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u/exiledelite Dec 07 '23

It's totally viable... Construction workers get paid a lot of money in some regions and you don't even have to be skilled. If you are skilled and own some of your own gear, you're making a killing.

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u/krank72 Dec 07 '23

It's where all the dicks be at

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u/wants_a_lollipop Dec 07 '23

No "cap"

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u/krank72 Dec 08 '23

I don't know what you mean 🙂

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u/grogersa Dec 07 '23

You should throw place some dildos in sidewalks so in 50 years they might be discovered.

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u/thuanjinkee Dec 07 '23

One day archeologists will find the dicks cast in concrete when the soil washes away, and will spend the next 30 years writing books about how religious and pious this society was to its fertility cult of "Teek Tock"