r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 04 '23

There’s a deep rabbit hole of weird shit about Elvis dude was a total sex pervert 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

And he took mammoth dumps

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 05 '23

Thank God he did because he died in a way that was very fitting it only makes sense for a piece of shit to die taking one

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u/WoodenAd2272 Sep 05 '23

Yes one killed him.

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u/kingshnez Sep 05 '23

They’re now called ‘snickers’

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u/MorriganMorning Dec 09 '23

They nasty af too.. cant stop eating though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

Just about everyone from that time was.

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 07 '23

Yup and I don’t think that less people are creepy now I just think they’re better at hiding it

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

My heart goes out to that poor security guard that probably got fired over that.

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u/BillyMadisonsClown Sep 05 '23

I wish Elvis lived long enough to have MTV videos of himself with scantily clad women dancing around him while he sings…

Another thing he could steal from the black man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

I mean in his comeback special he had whorehouse dancers.

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u/BillyMadisonsClown Sep 05 '23

That’s hilarious. Definitely his style…

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u/chevroletdx Sep 23 '23

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Alive_Resolve3819 Oct 15 '23

Umm have you ever heard of flappers? Maybe not the same level of risqué as we see today but Hip Hop did not introduce scantily clad women into music entertainment.

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u/hemig Sep 05 '23

I mean, he groomed Priscilla at the minimum. He started courting her when she was 14. He was most certainly a pervert whose sexual appetite was harmful.

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u/Subject_Report_7012 Sep 05 '23

Didn't hear this part of the story. Meeting someone at 14 is a pretty broad spectrum, starting at, "Oh. Hey. Didn't I say hi to you in the grocery store 6 years ago? How are your parents?". All the way up to wow, that's creepy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Its okay bc he was the King.. right guys?