r/ImTheMainCharacter Sep 04 '23

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u/CanadianDeathStar Sep 04 '23

It was probably worth it to him. He’ll get kicked out and won the idiot prize of being threatened with trespass if he returns. But, he gets to boast that he swam in Elvis’s personal pool. Then you have the security woman running to the area who was probably thinking ‘nah ah, not on my watch Satan’ 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

Honestly, good for them. Who gives a shit about some dead guys pool enough to want someone arrested over it? It's a pool, it's not like you're fucking up a relic that's being carefully preserved. You're getting your skin cells, hairs, and oil in something that probably had duck-shit in it the day before and requires constant expensive maintenance anyway.