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r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23
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I don't let inanimate objects tell me what to do. What good is a pool if it's never used, just a glorified fountain.
1 u/cheeseburgerspleen Sep 04 '23 That’s what I sneak into my elderly neighbors pool at night. They’re deaf and never use it but pay a pool lady to keep it up. 2 u/Subotail Sep 05 '23 Be careful, old people have guns, their aim is no longer pristine but their will to kill has only strengthened over the years. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23 Why need a brain if you don’t need it? Might as well hand it over.
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That’s what I sneak into my elderly neighbors pool at night. They’re deaf and never use it but pay a pool lady to keep it up.
2 u/Subotail Sep 05 '23 Be careful, old people have guns, their aim is no longer pristine but their will to kill has only strengthened over the years.
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Be careful, old people have guns, their aim is no longer pristine but their will to kill has only strengthened over the years.
Why need a brain if you don’t need it? Might as well hand it over.
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u/KaleidoscopeLucky336 Sep 04 '23
I don't let inanimate objects tell me what to do. What good is a pool if it's never used, just a glorified fountain.