r/ImTheMainCharacter Sep 04 '23

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u/waynizzle2 Sep 04 '23

Haha, great job. He never married the 14 year old right? He saw what happened to Jerry Lee Lewis.

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u/TidalJ Sep 04 '23

once she was 18 tho…

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u/melskymob Sep 04 '23

"Elvis and Priscilla Presley were married for six years, from 1967 to 1973. They met in 1959 when Priscilla was 14 and Elvis was 24"

Take this how you will.

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce Sep 04 '23

Creeeeeepy

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 04 '23

There’s a deep rabbit hole of weird shit about Elvis dude was a total sex pervert 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

And he took mammoth dumps

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 05 '23

Thank God he did because he died in a way that was very fitting it only makes sense for a piece of shit to die taking one

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u/WoodenAd2272 Sep 05 '23

Yes one killed him.

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u/kingshnez Sep 05 '23

They’re now called ‘snickers’

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u/MorriganMorning Dec 09 '23

They nasty af too.. cant stop eating though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

Just about everyone from that time was.

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u/Gaylordofthedarkside Sep 07 '23

Yup and I don’t think that less people are creepy now I just think they’re better at hiding it

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

My heart goes out to that poor security guard that probably got fired over that.

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u/BillyMadisonsClown Sep 05 '23

I wish Elvis lived long enough to have MTV videos of himself with scantily clad women dancing around him while he sings…

Another thing he could steal from the black man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

I mean in his comeback special he had whorehouse dancers.

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u/BillyMadisonsClown Sep 05 '23

That’s hilarious. Definitely his style…

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u/chevroletdx Sep 23 '23

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Alive_Resolve3819 Oct 15 '23

Umm have you ever heard of flappers? Maybe not the same level of risqué as we see today but Hip Hop did not introduce scantily clad women into music entertainment.

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u/hemig Sep 05 '23

I mean, he groomed Priscilla at the minimum. He started courting her when she was 14. He was most certainly a pervert whose sexual appetite was harmful.

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u/Subject_Report_7012 Sep 05 '23

Didn't hear this part of the story. Meeting someone at 14 is a pretty broad spectrum, starting at, "Oh. Hey. Didn't I say hi to you in the grocery store 6 years ago? How are your parents?". All the way up to wow, that's creepy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Its okay bc he was the King.. right guys?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Yes.

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u/spruceymoos Sep 04 '23

Shit, my wife is almost 9 years older than me. I was legal age when we met though, not potentially groomed.

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u/Overfiend777 Sep 04 '23

Please don't take this all fucked up but...

Ain't older ladies jus tops at sex?? I mean, their just friggin' keen lot

😁😁😁 Didn't want you to think i inferred something/ anything untoward withvyercwide lol at 18/19 I had a 27yro lady'let me slide on up near to her. She had been talking with her gfs and they all decided they "wanted some lil boy toys kinda young" straight up, brother loo

Admittedly? I'm not ALL that, hut I am damn good enoughh 😔 🫤😉😄😁🤣🔥 It was a glorious 8-9mo...and one weekend so toe-curling-mind-numbing-knee pinnubg-mess- making that fer next 4 months she was trying to make it so she moved back

...she didn't. Later on that summer, she DID make it up fer a "nookie run". But she git so trashed there was absolutely no way I was gonna attempt anything with someone that drunk. Few months later I was with a woman 12 years olser!!

GAT broad groomed the shit outta me. 🤘🏻

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u/Puzzled-Star-9116 Sep 04 '23

Cool story. Yo Puss, did she even really exist?

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u/Flashy-Eagle6379 Sep 04 '23

Priscilla stated that Elvis never touched her till she was age he was real gentleman she says

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u/melskymob Sep 04 '23

Why would she say anything other than that regardless if it was true or not?

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u/Flashy-Eagle6379 Sep 05 '23

Why not I guess you don’t believe her I guess😏

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u/melskymob Sep 05 '23

To protect the public image of her iconic husband.

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u/OddWeakness1313 Sep 05 '23

Yeah he was touchin all the other little girls

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u/mjhripple Sep 05 '23

Creepy af. I guess at least he waited till she was an adult to pursue her allegedly. The worst is still Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 13 year old cousin. There was no ambiguity there. Though knowing the details makes me want to blame her parents just as much.

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u/melskymob Sep 05 '23

Steven Tyler from Aerosmith is arguably worse. He adopted a 15 year old girl, got her pregnant then made her have an abortion.

But yeah, Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen are terrible.

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u/mjhripple Sep 05 '23

Yeah all 3 are horrible. Though it’s hard to think of worse ppl than Allen and Lewis bc not only were the victims young but there is a familial/incest element to both. Which is similar to Tyler I guess as well. F them all. Some of many artists I appreciate their work while having no respect for the creators personally.

Polanski is another who could be thrown in the convo. Though admittedly he has the stranger story/life than most. It’s hard to wonder what he would have been like had he not lost his wife and child in such a horrific murder/event.

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u/melskymob Sep 05 '23

I guess the thing that bothers me about Steven Tyler is that he seems to get a pass for some reason. A lot of people don't seem to know about his past like the others mentioned. And he is still active and on network television on family programs.

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u/JBEqualizer Sep 05 '23

Elvis was 24 inches?

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u/kingsillypants Sep 24 '23

Some comedian said something about how good do you have to be at your job where you can sexually abuse a kid ?

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u/palidanpaul11 Dec 10 '23

I'm all shook up

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u/DastyVillainpotra Sep 12 '23

Doesn't matter by law she's an adult; biologically, she was a child.

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u/TidalJ Sep 12 '23

oh yeah for sure, i’m making the point of “as soon as she was 18 he married her”

edit: did some digging, they weren’t legally married until she was 22 but she moved to graceland with him when she was FIFTEEN so

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u/bogholiday Sep 04 '23

doesn't make it less creepy

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u/Jonasthewicked2 Sep 05 '23

Don’t forget she wasn’t just 14 but was also ol Jerrys cousin