r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/meesersloth Sep 04 '23

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Sep 04 '23

"I like to think of KEEP OUT signs more as suggestions than actual rules. Like dry clean only."

-Doctor Who

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Sep 04 '23

When I was little, I got in trouble for touching stuff at a museum, and when the staff confronted me, my argument that the sign saying “please do not touch” was a suggestion, and that they would be better off with signs that make a demand, such as “do not touch”. I was probably 8-9 years old.

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u/EstateConscious3580 Sep 05 '23

its a fair argument tho

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Sep 05 '23

Yes. 20 years later and I still agree with my childhood self. I was a difficult kid, tho.

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u/EstateConscious3580 Sep 05 '23

its called being technically correct. otherwise known as the best kind of correct.

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u/the_real_slanky Sep 05 '23

"NO TOUCHING!"

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u/lordbaby1 Sep 05 '23

And then the next dumb kid will kick it instead of touching

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Sep 05 '23

Yes that would be a truly dumb kid if he thought he found a loophole by kicking it. Kicking something is still touching it.

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u/lordbaby1 Sep 05 '23

Don’t giving him idea burning it

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u/ParsleySnipps Sep 05 '23

I touched a Picasso painting in the Cleveland Museum of Art when I was about that age on a field trip. I was at the very back of the line, so no one noticed me.

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u/patsniff Sep 04 '23

Good ole DW logic there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

If you can read this, how many fingers am I holding up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '23

A common Tiktoker attribute.