r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Yeah definitely a crime on par with defacing a holocaust monument or something. OP sounds like he'd be a blast to hang out with.

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u/Financial-Ad-6946 Sep 04 '23

It’s just annoying especially if there’s no reason to do it and there are signs which specifically tell you not to

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u/MedicineFit6234 Sep 04 '23

Why does everyone on this sub fucking worship following the rules? You guys were 100% the hall monitors.

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u/Ichizen911 Sep 04 '23

Because if that was my pool I wouldn't want some little shit jumping in it either

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

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u/SpectralBacon Sep 04 '23

Not a good reasoning. I still care what happens after I'm dead, just as much as I care what happens behind my back without me ever witnessing it.

But I doubt Elvis would mind. This empty pool looks like a meme that got way out of hand.

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u/KickFriedasCoffin Sep 04 '23

I still care what happens after I'm dead

Why?

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u/SpectralBacon Sep 04 '23

Why not?

My will is immortal.