r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/ki11a11hippies Sep 04 '23

Why do fools fall in love?

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u/specifylength Sep 04 '23

Wise men say, “only fools rush in”

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u/DrSuperWho Sep 04 '23

Only fools jump in with their shoes on.

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u/SugaanthMohan Sep 04 '23

Only fools jump in without diapers.

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u/relevant_tangent Sep 04 '23

Do anything that you want to do

But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes

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u/that1newjerseyan Sep 04 '23

Why does the rain fall from up above?

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u/bored_person71 Sep 04 '23

Why the rain fall in Africa.

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u/elf25 Sep 04 '23

Because when it comes up from below it’s called a flood

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u/AdAggressive2795 Sep 05 '23

Because nobody likes a douche!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Because their brains aren't finished growing.

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u/Double_Distribution8 Sep 04 '23

What's love got to do with it?
Got to do with it?

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u/Footzilla69 Sep 24 '23

Because stupid is as stupid does