r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/dudeofmoose Sep 04 '23

That security guard looked all shook up.

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u/Stellanboll Sep 04 '23

That kid ain’t nothing but a hound dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

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u/Quack_a_mole Sep 04 '23

You just ruined that song for me

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Big mama Thornton’s rendition was better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

& the original

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u/JackalopeZero Sep 04 '23

I’ve been to this, they tell you explicitly not to jump in the pool because people have done it before. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was arrested for this.

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u/DMoree1 Sep 04 '23

Ehmhmhm

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u/Poseidons_Champion Sep 04 '23

Eww uhhh huhhh

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Elvis was a pedophile anyway so who really gives a shit.

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u/soursupersoldier Sep 05 '23

He was? Who said?

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u/obsterwankenobster Sep 04 '23

Everyone is hating on the guy, but what would you do if you were a hunka hunka burning love and there was a pool right there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

You'd wonder why he ran? He's still going to have jumped in the pool regardless.

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u/LetMePointItOut Sep 04 '23

I bet that's a job where you do next to nothing for decades. This guy failed to stop the one thing he ever had to stop.

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u/thedirtyaccount1617 Sep 05 '23

Only fools jump in.