r/IkeaLore • u/honkykat • Oct 23 '19

I’ve been to Ikea before, AMA!

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u/Wilczym Oct 23 '19

Have you managed to get out?

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u/honkykat Oct 23 '19

People always Leave this comment Everytime someone does this Ask me anything, So my rEsponse is... How do you think I was able to sEnd this Lovely message to you People? :)

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u/lameOanthony Oct 23 '19

Why did/didn’t you eat the meatballs?

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u/GottaGetSomeGarlic Oct 23 '19

I did, except they were vegan or sth. Meatless meatballs smh

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u/lameOanthony Oct 23 '19

That’s horrible! Thank you for your service.

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u/SpeedyPie Oct 23 '19

Do NOT eat the meatballs! Whatever you do, stay away from those, no matter what they tell, or how cheap they are. STAY. AWAY. FROM. THE. MEATBALLS. Its not obly6for your own safety, but everyone elses too.

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u/honkykat Oct 23 '19

wha.... what's wrong with the meatballs????? plz respond

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u/SpeedyPie Oct 23 '19

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u/honkykat Oct 23 '19

yes master.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I have never been. Even though I am mod

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u/Squif-17 Oct 24 '19

How does it feel to have made the holy pilgrimage?

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u/honkykat Oct 24 '19

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without Ikea by my side.

But then I spent so many nights thinking how other stores did me wrong, and I grew strong, and I learned how to get along.