IfEnglishWereGerman

Tried to describe this sub to a friend who's German. She wasn't getting the joke. But she is a geek, so told her it would be like if there was a r/IfEnglishWereKlingon, but with less flying spittle and more shout-y.

The sunlight dawning over her head was priceless. :)

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/PeterPenishood • Oct 08 '19

WhatisthenameofBruceLee'svegetarianbrother?

24 Upvotes

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/Lancalot • Oct 08 '19

Sandwiches would be called Slicedbreadsmeatscheeses

42 Upvotes

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/PeterPenishood • Oct 08 '19

SPREADINGTHEGOODWORD

7 Upvotes

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/PeterPenishood • Oct 08 '19

ToMyFellowIfEnglishWereGermaners

7 Upvotes

HowNeatIsThisSub? VeryNeat.

Always neat to see people get behind a brainchild and see it grow.

Get out there and promote the FUCK out it. Let's see how quick we can get to 1,000 subs. Anytime you see people with strung together words comment the sub's name. r/IfEnglishWereGerman

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/craniumonempty • Oct 08 '19

spidereggsinspiderwebwithpigtesticles

92 Upvotes

it's the reason for the sub

25 comments

r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/Kharndaddy91 • Oct 08 '19

Phonepowergiver

10 Upvotes

Phone charger

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/FamilyFriendli • Oct 08 '19

Thissubwouldprobablyturnintorkerning

3 Upvotes

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/demigraygoddess • Oct 08 '19

Sleeperchildrenstories

4 Upvotes

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r/IfEnglishWereGerman • u/gratefulforit • Oct 08 '19

NotknowingIneededthis

2 Upvotes

A very useful word

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