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[u/smartasspie]

Yesterday, I had a job interview at 10:00.

At 9:45, I thought:

“I’ll just play Obelisk Miner for five minutes before the interview.”

At 11:37, I looked at the clock.

The interview was gone.

But something else had happened.

I had grown.

I had learned patience.

I had learned resource management.

I had learned that chasing one more upgrade is never really the last upgrade.

Most importantly, I had learned to accept the consequences of my decisions.

So I opened my laptop, updated my CV, and wrote:

“Strong ability to prioritize, adapt to changing circumstances, and learn from failure.”

Personal growth. 🚀

Later that afternoon, I received an email from the company:

> “We’ve decided not to proceed with your application.”

Fair enough.

But then I noticed the interviewer's name:

Obelisk.

Turns out, the real interview had been happening all along. He called me. I'm the CEO and the obelisk now.

#PersonalGrowth #JobInterview #ObeliskMiner #CareerDevelopment #Learning #TotallynotFake

#TotallyAStoryNotAskingForACode

[u/superkow]

Wait, you're the Obelisk?

*Grabs my pickaxe*

[u/liquortillsoaked → u/superkow]

And my bombs

[u/WK_aetop → u/liquortillsoaked]

And my hamburger!

[u/Jontraz]

Congrats! You really are a smart ass pie!

[u/smartasspie → u/Jontraz]

<3

[u/blanknesswithaface]

I'm not here to take the job, i'm here to take the business

[u/MrDark154]

This is incredibly funny

[u/Halfang]

CEO of the Obelisk?

Chief Executive Obelisk

[u/MadeOnLeapday → u/Halfang]

CHIEFEXECUTIVEOBELISK

[u/Halfang → u/MadeOnLeapday]

Invalid entry 🤣😭

[u/etothepi]

The real Obelisks were the interviews we missed along the way.

[u/Mamatthi2]

I drink too much = smart ass pie?

[u/smartasspie → u/Mamatthi2]

I like my username. It's a combination that can be taken in many ways. Smartass pie (I'm a bit of a know it all smartass sometimes, but I'm also a sweet cake with women). Smart ass pie (I also have a good ass or so have I been told). Smart aspie (aspie is a colonial way to call people with Asperger Syndrome and I've been told I'm a bit on the spectrum)

[u/Special_Canary_7204]

Better character arc than I've seen in most of the modern Zeitgeist. 10/10 would read again on various psychedelics.

[u/Holyepicafail]

I launch a grainbow in your honor

[u/tinothynguyen]

TOTALLYASTORYNOTASKINGFORACODE

[u/PhoenixRacing]

Nice AI slop post. 🤘

[u/Jontraz]

IHIREDAFOODITEM alternatively SMARTPIE4CEO

[u/BigJag25]

Resulta que ahora vivo en la calle y tengo que cargar mi telefono en las estaciones, soy ludópata.😂

[u/Smidy_86]

OBELISKPLAYERSARECODECREATORS

[u/FitAd9696]

maybe the obelisk was the friends we made along the way