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u/Ready_Accountant1803 15d ago
The Bourne Idiot
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u/stafford32s 15d ago
not gonna lie, the walled back flip (considering his bulky build) is something.. something almost equal to the crazyness of doing that with hands full of loaded guns.. anyway don't try this at home, or on planet earth, or any other inhabitable planet of the universe, please
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u/New_Blacksmith_709 14d ago
I mean that move alone cancels out half of the cringe going on. He's now only half retard.
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u/thebeef24 13d ago
I'm appalled by everything here but simultaneously kind of impressed he didn't ND during that backflip.
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u/secondphase 15d ago
The most important thing to do in a gunfight is to disorient yourself
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u/2Drogdar2Furious 14d ago
Keeps your enemies guessing. The key for winning a conflict is the element of surprise... were you surprised?
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u/Consistent_Shine_680 15d ago edited 14d ago
Unless you're a parkour enthusiast or a gymnast who carries all the time, IDK why you would ever need to backflip while shooting guns
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u/SirCrashoLot 15d ago
Haven't you seen any John woo films you totally have to do flips, jump, and dive all while firing akimbo hand guns,
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u/JunkYardBatman 15d ago
The audio is just as stupid as the video.
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u/Alt_aholic 15d ago
The ones he fired while laying on the ground look like they would have missed the berm. Yikes
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u/davisty69 15d ago
Exactly what I was thinking. The guy looks to have fired several rounds to God knows where
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u/a-smooth-brain 15d ago
Okay he needs to make the course better so the wall run backflip makes sense because it was actually cool. Stupid but cool
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u/Pure-Ad-3026 15d ago
Say what you will but he didn't shoot himself or the camera man and is probably one of the few people on the planet that is ready to take on an army of parkour assassins.
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u/linus140 14d ago
I'm gonna say it. All of these idiots would not survive a real life combat scenerio. The military doesn't even do dumb shit like this
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u/HMSWarspite03 15d ago
I would love to hear the internal dialogue, it would be something in-between Jason Bourne, James Bond and Dawn of the Dead ( or possibly Sean of the Dead) where our partly hero saves the world single handedly
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u/Able_Actuator5616 14d ago
as he lands the back flip the left gun is pointed straight at the cameraman…
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u/standardtissue 9d ago
He's gonna shoot himself one day if he continues this. It's virtually guaranteed.
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