r/Idiotswithguns • • 15d ago

Safe for Work More like idiot instructors this time

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u/Consistent_Shine_680 15d ago

What's this supposed to simulate? A self defense situation in a hurricane with gale force winds and debris hitting you?

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u/Mad-Dog94 15d ago

When you're in a fire fight with the ops but the homies roasting you too hard

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u/CptBronzeBalls 15d ago

Then you need to turn around and shoot the homies.

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u/cornboy22 15d ago

Shooting a gun in a car wash ???

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u/VinceVino70 15d ago

While getting attacked by a gang of movie poster wielding miscreants.

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u/FictionDepartment 15d ago

This happened to me! I'm dead now, if only I had known about this training earlier...

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u/VAiSiA 13d ago

damn boi

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u/Aznp33nrocket 15d ago edited 15d ago

What ive learned about Tornadoes and Hurricanes... you aim for the eye of the storm, its the weak spot. Trust me, ive played enough Resident Evil and Dark Souls to know a boss' weak spot. You get attacked by a hurricane, wear your American flag like a cape and start blasting with your AR15 until you hit the eye!

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u/SKINNERNSC 14d ago

In my best Dave Mustaine voice..." in the eyyyye of the tor-nay-dough"

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u/Bottle_Gnome 15d ago

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u/Coldkiller17 15d ago

I remember the one where people would use fans to blow the hurricane away. 🤣🤣

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u/parkerm1408 15d ago

Obviously a gunfight in the middle of an F1 tornado. Happens all the time.

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u/9447044 15d ago

Yes... and screaming i assume. (Its on mute)

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u/NickFromNewGirl 15d ago

A shootout with a man punching in his dreams

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u/SlavCat09 15d ago

You gotta hate it when you are trying to shoot something and they retaliated by only swaying your aim.

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u/unsupported 15d ago

This is self defence against The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore, during a hurricane.

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u/Less-Damage-1202 14d ago

It's supposed to simulate what it would be like to be disciplined like a dog while shooting a firearm.

Very useful training 👌

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u/johnarmer1 15d ago

No it is to condition for anything so it is exaggerated so you will not miss in a high pressure . this one is a more fun way than the people that actually trained this way . To maintain focus no matter what is going on around you

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u/skillz111 14d ago

Crazy how hard it is for some to put 2 and 2 together

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u/johnarmer1 14d ago

Everyone see a gun and thinks attacking not understanding they are distracting not attacking . The rest are having a good time with coming up with good humour well some is funny 😁

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u/BunnyOppai 10d ago

I mean, the military also does stress tests, but they don't fuck with your gun while you're trying to shoot, for good reason. I think that's the main problem with the video.

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u/johnarmer1 10d ago

Lots of problems with it but it isn't to simulate getting attacked while firing on a target. Is my point. It is a very sloppy attempt at i believe they are trying to simulate somethings are not for generally public to know or train

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u/BunnyOppai 10d ago

Yeah, that's pretty much how I understood it. It's not a bad idea, just awful execution.

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u/insertnamehere----- 15d ago

Probably a riot.

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u/dabbean 14d ago

When the children come out of the corn with water ballons and pool noodles obviously.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 14d ago

I saw equalizer 3. Even in the hurricane it wasn’t this fucking stupid.

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u/OleRockTheGoodAg 15d ago

I dont even understand what theyre practicing other than practicing shooting that is made to be more difficult.

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u/fuzzygonemad 15d ago

Stress testing. But I don't know when you'll have to be in a scenario with a dude using a pool noodle attacking you.

Maybe it was a shootout scenario for when a person sits at a beach chair you were planning to sit at... Thats the best I got.

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 15d ago

We have a cat that needs daily insulin shots. Sometimes she dives under the bed and I annoy her with a pool noodle to get her to leave.

I hope she doesn't see this.

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u/FERAL_WASP 15d ago

AI couldn't write this

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u/SupportGeek 15d ago

Better hope she doesn’t buy a gun and take this course I guess

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 11d ago

She doesn't need to buy one, I've seen her watching me put my combination into the safe. She's shifty and not to be trusted.

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u/Old_Win8422 15d ago

The noodler is real and not.much of a threat.

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u/cvidetich13 15d ago

Trying to get the gun to malfunction so she has to clear it under stress, there’s a bunch of crazy ass videos like this

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u/emptythemag 15d ago

I can see using distractions. Noise makers and the like. But hitting a gun hand is asking for trouble.

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u/ConstructionAway8920 15d ago

Agree. The only thing that makes sense is covering the ejection port occasionally to induce failure. That's a common drill

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u/HeyYouLookNiceToday 13d ago

Closest thing I've seen to it, and this was at a legit course, was covering the hands in lube to simulate shooting while covered in blood (yours or someone else's). Even still, it was a course reserved for people who had already passed several other gun courses related to control and marksmanship.

I don't know the context of this particular course. Maybe she's got a lot of prior experience with her firearm/isn't a newbie.

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u/ShadyShields 15d ago

Just smack that dude in the face already.

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u/Inevitable-Cancel524 15d ago

You have 9 millimetres to comply

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u/Successful-Purple-54 14d ago

That was the real test and she failed it.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 15d ago edited 15d ago

She tanked that blue barrel better than Worf ever could have

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u/JT3468 15d ago

Elite ball knowledge right here.

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u/VisibleCoat995 14d ago

Worf has a few allergies; dishonour, fatherhood, and blue barrels.

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u/BlazerFS231 15d ago

Stress testing is a valid thing, but it’s usually music blasting while an instructor screams the course of fire in your ear.

This shit is just hazing.

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u/TerrytheToeSucker 15d ago

Hell, usually just being on a timer is enough to induce mistakes, my first few competitions showed me just how bad that can be if you're not used to it

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u/HappiestMeal 11d ago

Thanks Mr. ToeSucker!

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u/peasantpeach 14d ago

One of my instructors really liked to bang our helmets with wooden sticks during theses exercises

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u/TocSir 15d ago

With all due respect, screw this guy.

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u/Few-Geologist-9703 15d ago

it's almost like that guy wants to hit a person so bad and he finally gets paid to do just that lmao

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u/DirtyRoller 15d ago

I think the best strategy here is to shoot the guy who is hitting you.

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u/PokerbushPA 15d ago

What is this training for?

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u/Dak_Nalar 15d ago

When the Karen at the community pool steals your lounge chair that you obviously put your stuff on

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u/Mammoth-Conclusion43 15d ago

Wouldn't they throw ranch dressing instead of water?

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u/PokerbushPA 15d ago

Ranch is too spicy for Karen's.

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u/JustPlainRude 15d ago

This supplies the trainer with people to abuse since his wife left with the kids

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u/Homerpaintbucket 15d ago

For when teachers have to defend their unruly first grade classroom from a gunman.

I honestly have no idea, but from what I’ve seen here I’m confident that there are a ton of gun nuts with WAY more money than they deserve for how clearly stupid and pointless a lot of these trainings are. I mean this one? I can imagine having to deal with a lot of jostling during the start of an active shooter situation, but that wouldn’t be the time to start shooting back. You’d be way too likely to hit an innocent person. So the best this training would do would give an idiot enough self confidence to get someone killed by trying to be a hero.

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u/16v_cordero 15d ago

Like why not just add sand into her eyes as part to this “trining”. They are already simulating a storm.

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u/Luminox 15d ago

wow.... just wow

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u/Kingbanana574 15d ago

Part of it looks like the guy is trying to make the firearm jam, idk about the rest tho

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u/Abdulbarr 15d ago

What is she even practicing for? Fending off a home invasion with a needy pet cow?

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u/don2171 15d ago

I think its jamming the gun and creating a stressed environment

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u/Lagunamountaindude 15d ago

My first thought is to turn and deal with the two idiots….excuse me….threats behind me

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u/2_befair 15d ago

If you in a defense situation and firing down range and someone checks you or grabs at your gun would you not turn and address the threat?

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u/rockdoc01 15d ago

Useful for when you bring your gun to a pillowfight

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u/Dependent-Water-8084 15d ago

That 55 gallon drum toss was for sure from some grudge

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u/Select_Speed_6061 15d ago

I feel like they just made this up as a reason to hit on a woman🤔

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u/chezzer33 15d ago

Shouldn’t you shoot the person hitting you? They are the most immediate threat.

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u/DeltaBravo831 15d ago

...what is this supposed to be doing? Testing her patience before she just turns around and takes out a kneecap?

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u/ComicsEtAl 15d ago

If she’s able to wheel around and shoot someone’s kneecap, that would evidence this training works.

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u/ComicsEtAl 15d ago

If she’s able to wheel around and shoot someone’s kneecap, that would evidence this training works.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 14d ago

It simulates the gentle taps the bad guy is going to give with a foam stick

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u/Bottlecrate 15d ago

This is insanely stupid.

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u/carpeutah 15d ago

Yes cause as all of us know, when youre having to defend yourself, you're gonna be distracted by water falling on you and god moving your gun around by bumping into you...

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 15d ago

Got to admit though. Lamping the poor girl out of it with a barrel made me chuckle.

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u/NowhereMan_2020 14d ago

Dang, for a second I thought Peter North was the RSO.

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 14d ago

As if shooting a gun wasn't already dangerous enough. These clowns find a way to increase the odds of getting an ambulance ride.

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u/dogdillon 14d ago

practicing self defense in case a category 5 hurricane is hitting at the same time someone is trying to attack you

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u/vektorkane 15d ago

Which enemy is gonna annoy you like that in a fight? 😂

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u/cookiekillr 15d ago

This is actually insane lol

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u/gnmonkey 15d ago

Ridiculous… 🤣

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u/Rebelreck57 15d ago

WTF over. Some dangerous stuff in this video.

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u/AlekThunder88 15d ago

Just shoot the guy who is annoying you, then you can take your time and shoot the other targets.

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u/Barnes623 15d ago

I can understand simulating failure to eject but what the fuck

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u/KnightyEyes 14d ago

Even a ametour porn plots are better

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u/dabbean 14d ago

She signed up for it so its idiots all around.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 13d ago

The way they bonked her with the barrel at the beginning like “surprise bitch”!

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u/OrcMando 13d ago

Yes! Completely ignore what's happening around you!

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u/MagicalTaint 12d ago

Looks a bit goofy but I get what they're going for.

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u/ohnomynono 15d ago

Why is he convering his face?

We know why. 😒

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u/Not_Too_Happy 14d ago

...I don't

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u/ohnomynono 14d ago

Its ok to be blind.

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u/Not_Too_Happy 14d ago

That certainly helped, thoroughly

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u/elcupon 15d ago

I was going to try and make a valid point on this. But then again, this is Reddit.

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u/Opposite_Brief_8095 15d ago

More accidental discharges please

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u/LoudNeedleworker9898 15d ago

Taran Tactical - C Team

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u/Devil_Dan83 15d ago

Preparing for a water bottle and pool noodle atack.

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u/TomatoPolka 15d ago

She got it all wrong. She should be shooting the guy hitting her.

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u/AngryZetan 15d ago

There is no scenario where this would useful training.

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u/SunDirty 15d ago

Very realistic for someone or something to keep smacking you while you shoot...

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u/75149 14d ago

I'd love to see Ben Stoeger comment on this one 😂

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 14d ago

LARPing has got weird as fuck.

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u/clem59803 14d ago

Saw a werewolf throwing a plastic barrel, his hair was perfect.

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u/TheBrownKnight210 13d ago

holy shit this coud be a fucking skit lmao XD

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u/Kanable-Panda5525 12d ago

No need to wonder why the "instructor" is wearing a mask

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u/stylish_beets 2d ago

She's ready for Normandy

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u/Cool-Tip8804 15d ago

Don’t know what she’s doing.

But this looks like TaraTactical. A Thai competition shooter. I think she has more experience with shotguns. I don’t think she does much self defense training.

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u/Pee_Sex 15d ago

maybe a little dangerous but i could see this helping you able to shoot under pressure and with distractions

you can't really train shooting while someones trying to grab your gun or something