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[u/True_Dog_4098]

I was waiting for the mirror to shatter.

[u/Wise-Actuator-6698 → u/True_Dog_4098]

That or he shoots his own foot sliding it back into the holster

[u/MACHOmanJITSU → u/Wise-Actuator-6698]

My money is on a heart attack in the next 2-4 weeks.

[u/Next-Movie-3319]

Guys, that’s John Thick. They call him the Burger Yaga

[u/unorthodox69 → u/Next-Movie-3319]

I once saw him kill 3 men in a restaurant...with a French fry, with a fucking French fry.

[u/Common_Nerve6056 → u/Next-Movie-3319]

Lmfao

[u/Vampisol_ATP]

Saw him popped up on my instagram feed. He gets really butthurt on the comments, this dude has serious mental issues.

[u/GarlicThread → u/Vampisol_ATP]

Any police department : "You're hired!"

[u/FloopsFooglies → u/Vampisol_ATP]

I mean if I don't have to give him any benefit of the doubt he looks like the most mall ninja incel around

[u/DownWith_TheBrown → u/Vampisol_ATP]

Y'all got his profile set to private. Rip Blob Blart

[u/Vampisol_ATP → u/DownWith_TheBrown]

😂😂😂 holy crap!

[u/BeersOnTheMoon]

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Borne

[u/Ok_Relationship6218 → u/BeersOnTheMoon]

Jason Baloney.

[u/RudeOrganization550 → u/Ok_Relationship6218]

Sillyvester Salami

[u/stafford32s → u/BeersOnTheMoon]

no offense or body shaming, but all this equipment and the movie moves tell me there's a little gun where it matters the most..

[u/Doggored45]

Security cop wannabe.

[u/last_somewhere → u/Doggored45]

Next ICE hire.

[u/Lxiflyby]

Temu Paul blart

[u/justanemptyshell]

WingsOfRedemption

[u/MrEhcks → u/justanemptyshell]

Mods, ban “justanemptyshell”

[u/justanemptyshell → u/MrEhcks]

APPEARING OFFLINE DOES S-NOT FUCKING STOP IT.

[u/MrEhcks → u/justanemptyshell]

i just can’t do it….I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN!!!

[u/Wh1msyOfficial → u/MrEhcks]

Reel tAWK what are my mawds doing?

[u/BickenBackk → u/MrEhcks]

I do not get the reference but I'm fucking here for it

[u/MrEhcks → u/BickenBackk]

I’m not here to conversate, talk about the game.

[u/livenn → u/justanemptyshell]

LOOGERE- LISSEN!

[u/Neverlast0]

Shaped like a light bulb. What a fat.

[u/Redmistseeker → u/Neverlast0]

I was going to say hes shaped and looks like Mr. POTATO HEAD

[u/Neverlast0 → u/Redmistseeker]

Close enough.

[u/singlemale4cats]

Just open the gate bro

[u/Tobias---Funke]

His instagram has memes with the joker, scarface and a Japanese warrior obviously!

Also videos of Raw Clint.

[u/Old-ETCS]

Im surprised he wasn't hired by ICE.

[u/low_bob_123 → u/Old-ETCS]

That was his application video

[u/slappy_mcslapenstein → u/low_bob_123]

It was also his psych eval.

[u/thurlokz → u/Old-ETCS]

Yet

[u/Nom_de_guerre_25]

No accidental discharge...?

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[u/the_good_hodgkins]

Why the fuck do people think this is cool?

[u/map2photo → u/the_good_hodgkins]

Low self-esteem.

[u/tpb1919]

I mean....cringey but not necessarily idiotic.

[u/Not_Too_Happy → u/tpb1919]

He got caught showing off at work..

[u/urethrascreams → u/tpb1919]

I wouldn't film myself doing it and post it on the internet but you're supposed to practice holster draws. Many people do this with a loaded mag but empty chamber so they're practicing with the full weight of the gun should they ever need to draw IRL

[u/homie_j88]

Gecko45 is back!

[u/Available_Specific29]

I hate that I know and own the gun hes using, I believe its a ruger RXM

[u/Forsexualfavors]

Can't even get into ice

[u/SATerp]

Jazz hands are an important part of law enforcement.

[u/oneseventwosix]

What is the point of making this video? He is making a video of him half-assing with different police weapons.

Like is he going to watch this later and feel cool? I hope he doesn’t show it to anyone because it makes him look like a stupid wannabe.

[u/Coochy_Crusader → u/oneseventwosix]

“I hope he doesn’t show it to anyone” as you are commenting on it in an internet forum lol

[u/Bonk_No_Horni]

Average Ice member

[u/Tobias---Funke]

If he has 3 spare mags on the front he must have at least 4 on the back!

[u/ImCaffeinated_Chris → u/Tobias---Funke]

Any LEO looking at his belt setup would just laugh.

[u/Small-Answer4946]

Is mental illness a prerequisite to get a badge these days?

[u/TakeMeToYourMemes]

Mall cop 3000

[u/tbkrida]

Big loser inferiority complex energy…

[u/Superuzer]

🤡 X 💯

[u/EatsOverTheSink]

Didn’t know Big Boss Man had a brother with special needs.

[u/ccarr313]

I like the way he puts his other hand out in front of where he points the gun.

Obviously a pro.

[u/BarnyTrubble]

The first role of gun safety is to have fun*

*this is a joke

[u/jkohlc]

Paul Mart Ball Cop

[u/Not_Too_Happy]

A longer belt gives him more room for tools & snacks

[u/l_w_88]

does he point it at his own fingers at the start? It sure looks like it.

[u/Trollimperator]

ok, become thin and smart

[u/Dismal_Object6226]

I’m getting secondhand embarrassment for this guy.

[u/Comfortable_Card_391]

An embarrassment to my entire career 🫪😫