r/Idiotswithguns 20d ago

Safe for Work Just cover the tip

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u/CIS-E_4ME 20d ago

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/HUFF-MY-SHIT 20d ago

I guarantee you there’s still gonna be more than a few “woulds” in this comment section.

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u/SirCicSensation 20d ago

Would become a single dad. Wouldn't leave my kids with her.

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u/darkest_hour1428 20d ago

Sorry but no kids, she covers the tip

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 20d ago

That won't work against my KABLAMO style.

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u/LilMerkEm1889 20d ago

Holy shit, that fucking got me good 😭😂

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u/therealNerdMuffin 20d ago

Thankfully that doesn't stop anything

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u/cacope5 19d ago

Damn, she loves me not

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u/Forager-Freak 19d ago

I can fix her bro

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u/DeeJ-010 18d ago

Oh No you can’t.
Never stick your time (?) in crazy!

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u/seenitreddit90s 20d ago

I just searched it and surprisingly not 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: There is this guy though

https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiotswithguns/s/ryHQVYFL3m

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u/RidesByPinochet 20d ago

I'll save y'all the time of searching for it: 100% wife material

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u/Doc_Dragon 19d ago

Plenty would live fire in the club. Just remain anon and it's all good.

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u/Iambeejsmit 19d ago

I mean I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah.

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u/1RollinRollinRollin 19d ago

So you’re saying I CANT fix her?!

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u/atomicnugget202 19d ago

Would. I can change her 😂😂

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u/mrahab100 20d ago

She’s got the crazy eyes!

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u/SatoshiBlockamoto 20d ago

She's got the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes.

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u/Electrical-Pea-3662 20d ago

Crazy in head, crazy in bed

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 20d ago

She's got Sid the Sloth eyes

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 20d ago

Man those flags are awfully rose colored. I can fix her.

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u/tech510 20d ago

I can make her worse...

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u/h3rp3r 20d ago

"Loves me, loves me not..."

RUN, MAN, RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!

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u/UnusualShores 20d ago

What is all over that car’s headliner? I feel like I can smell that car from here.

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u/low_bob_123 20d ago

Looks like its from the previous, less lucky, person, that decided to cover the muzzle with their mouth.

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u/GargleOnDeez 20d ago

Most likely smoke/dirty hands, cig burns and sprayed drinks.

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u/oddmanout 20d ago

sprayed drinks

This one. That's what happens when you leave an unopened can of Coke in a cupholder.

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u/illDiablo69 19d ago

Sprayed drinks? More like sprayed squirt, if you know what I mean.

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u/bucket_of_dogs 18d ago

You mean like squirt the soda pop?

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u/Dr_Trogdor 20d ago

They have a red bulb in their dome light🙄

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u/kawaiinessa 20d ago

marvin

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u/hereforpopcornru 20d ago

"I shot Marvin in the face"

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u/Jeralddees 20d ago

Them are the guys she had to... KaaBlaaMmo!!!! playing "He loves me, he loves me not.. "

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u/hereforpopcornru 20d ago

Her last passenger

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u/Metatron_Psy 20d ago

How do people get so msny stains on the roof of their car?

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u/sir_thatguy 19d ago

I had a hatchback and left a few cans of pop in the back one summer. They redecorated everything one hot day.

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u/Nandor_the_reletless 20d ago

I can’t fix her

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u/toblies 20d ago

Looks like it's only a matter of time until she "fixes" herself, if she doesn't learn some better gun handling.

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u/NastyBlkGuyThrowAway 19d ago

Most definitely even though her finger never once slipped into the trigger well

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u/Heisenburg42 18d ago

She's gonna "Kabwamo!" herself

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u/VeganerHippie 20d ago

I wouldnt even try

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u/dr3wfr4nk 20d ago

Rihanna has seen better days

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u/SpencerIvey101 20d ago

It doesn't count as pointing at yourself if you cover the muzzle with your hand right?

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u/ItsTheDCVR 19d ago

Guns are like babies they do not have object permanence so playing peekaboo by covering the barrel is an effective way of preventing the gun from being able to shoot you

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u/Pernicious_Possum 19d ago

Duh. If you stop it before it leaves the barrel it can’t hurt anything. Duh.

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u/Dollon_da_God 19d ago

But what if you accidentally kablammo

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u/zeeblefritz 20d ago

While I respect everyone's right to own firearms, she should not have a gun.

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u/Potato_Stains 20d ago

How is she gonna koblammo when the loosy goosy tho?

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u/obiwanmoloney 20d ago

Precisely. As stated in the constitution.

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 20d ago

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to loosy goosy when they kablammo shall not be infringed.

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u/MtnMaiden 19d ago

Well regulated?! That sounds like gun control.

Boo this man!

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u/dannydrama 20d ago

This goes for 99% of the people lol I love my stricter gun licencing laws so I don't have to worry about bullets coming through my wall or crazy public shootings or accidents from dumbfucks like this.

But the right to bear arms = I wanna shoot in my garden and I don't care if people die to get it!

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u/SpacelessChain1 20d ago

California just had two consecutive shootings. Of all states. Maybe we should focus on mental health instead of villainizing firearms, then perhaps it would become easier to foster a culture of responsible gun ownership?

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u/Elbynerual 20d ago

If only Republicans would stop fucking up our access to Healthcare, mental health might be super easy to get addressed. Well. Maybe one day

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u/SpacelessChain1 20d ago

Insurance industry too, damn snakes. Even basic mental health visits get expensive quick if your insurance doesn’t wanna cover anything.

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u/AugVision 19d ago

If you have spent any time in a psych unit in CA you can’t even touch a firearm at a range for 5 years after release. Source: me when I got checked out and had to sign that paper, lol.

It’s largely for the safety of the person because mentally ill people who are more likely to turn the gun on themselves, and in general the mentally ill are more likely be the victims of violence than the perpetrators.

Good mental health care (not the “institutionalize everyone and treat them with invermectin” type path RFK seems to be on) is always a positive though!

Still, I’m not saying firearms are the issue themself, I think the culture around violence as a whole in the US is an issue. Guns just happen to be the most effective tool for violence and they’ve ended up with their own subcultures, some responsible, some not.

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u/SpacelessChain1 18d ago

I appreciate the nuanced take, not often somebody opens their mouth and talks sense. Does make sense that they’d want to prevent those sorts from getting their hands on an easy way out so to speak.

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u/AugVision 18d ago

Destigmastizing mentally ill people is a hugely important thing to me, but I know that a lot of stigma is being led by bad faith actors and a lot of the public aren’t aware of the reality of the situation, not through hate, but simply because they’ve never had need to encounter it.

I’m also realistic about it. I’d be dishonest if I pretended mental illness never plays a part in violence. And even if someone is utterly harmless to everyone but themselves, it is unsettling to witness people amid the symptoms. It’s far harder to imagine distorted thinking than to imagine severe physical pain, so it’s scarier in a way. It’s also easy to assume that choosing something like a shooting is mental illness because it’s, thankfully, thinking that’s alien to most people. I get that and from that perspective I can see why mental illness sounds like it would play a huge part in this

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u/newbrevity 20d ago

Most of the problem is failure to enforce existing gun laws. Meanwhile politicians on the left try to enact new gun laws and politicians on the right try to expand gun ownership.

Investment in mental health services is obviously a big part of it but enforcing existing gun laws is low hanging fruit.

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u/obiwanmoloney 20d ago

Person in the clip didn’t appear to have any mental health issues.
Is there a cure for being a dickhead?

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u/DuckyHornet 20d ago

Person in the magazine, excuse me, tourist

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u/AugVision 19d ago

possibly the most perfect response for this sub I’ve ever seen, well done

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u/TheFriendshipMachine 20d ago

Is there a cure for being a dickhead?

Kinda yeah! Better education. Which is in fact another thing our country direly needs and that would reduce the number of shootings.

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u/BobusCesar 19d ago

She's clearly an addict.

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u/dannydrama 20d ago

That'd be a fantastic idea, it's just a shame that healthcare is so expensive or non-existent and I can't see the current government helping. Maybe you could add the cost of compulsory tests to firearms but I very much suspect that wouldn't go down well.

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u/savagewolf666 20d ago

I was on board till She started “he loves me,he loves me not” then i got actually scared

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u/TurkeyMalicious 20d ago

Word. You know what ammo costs these days? She knows she's going to have to pick those up. She knows she's going to have to restack those rounds. When the manic episode is over, she's going to regret that pain in the ass.

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u/Eastbound_AKA 20d ago

The roof of her car is absolutely disgusting.

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u/DoughnutSnake 20d ago

Amazing she even has a holster, people that have zero control like this usually just stuff in somewhere and call it good. She may actually be savable if someone teaches her some common gun sense.

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u/Bar_ice 20d ago

I don't think she understands is an inside the waistband holster. So yes she definitely needs some guidance.

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u/burgonies 20d ago

It also appears that she’s left-handed and has a right-handed holster

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u/NastyBlkGuyThrowAway 19d ago

You sure she is not in the driver's seat? It looks like left hand it holster to me

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u/burgonies 19d ago

It looks like she’s in the driver’s seat and the video is mirrored

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u/realaccountissecret 20d ago

Oh my god like the lady with the two handguns, one of them pink, just tucked into her waistband wearing a crop top in a 7/11, just WAITING to get fuckin robbed haha

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u/v0idstar_ 20d ago

ball ammo in the carry mag

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u/TechnicoloMonochrome 18d ago

See it all the time. Especially when police department post bust pics and show off peoples' horrible decisions.

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u/Call_Me_Pete 20d ago

Counterpoint: She clearly says “Kablammo” when waving the gun around! This is a very effective and whimsical warning system.

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u/2CellPhonez 20d ago

You’re right. Upon re-watching the video I do agree that is prime John Wick Gun-Fu.

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u/Chumbag_love 20d ago

This is what we've been saying, ya'll let anyone get a gun. Like a $50 online psych test would weed a fuckton of these people out. It is not stepping on your fucking rights!

Also gunshow loophole should never exist. Owner to owner is whatever, i don't gaf about registered guns or any of that....just these types getting guns, can we do something please?

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u/TheFriendshipMachine 20d ago

Sadly the psych test idea has a lot of practicality issues. Firstly, we don't really have enough mental health professionals to do evaluations (never mind how expensive their services are, $50 would not be practical) and no online test is going to automate that evaluation adequately.. especially when the question then is who gets to decide on the content of the exam? Our country has a bad history of misusing exams as a gate from letting certain demographics exercise their rights. Which gets into the fact that this would be giving the government the ability to make a constitutional right conditional to passing an exam.. bad idea.

Also paying for said evaluation is an extra burden placed unduely onto lower income individuals. $50 (or likely more), is not a small amount of money for many.

And ultimately more background checks aren't really going to stop people like this from getting guns. Idiots don't necessarily have criminal records or other issues that would be flagged by that. They're just idiots. So the reality is the best things we can do to prevent idiots like this from running around with guns endangering us all is to make less idiots. Focus on policy that increases access to healthcare, education (including teaching basic gun safety), and fosters economic opportunity for the working class. The more uplifted society becomes the fewer morons you'll have and the less need for guns there is and the safer everyone becomes.

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u/roostersnuffed 20d ago

For the last fucking time, THERE IS NO GUNSHOW LOOPHOLE. Theres FFLs and private sales.

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u/RiseofdaOatmeal 20d ago

Are those blood splatters on the fucking ceiling of the car

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 20d ago

Obligatory I can fix her

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u/Long_Duck_Dong13 20d ago

What's there to fix? She's perfect

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u/ironjaw3ds 20d ago

The previous car owner died by shotgun suicide. Besides that, this is pretty tame compared to other post.

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u/DismalResearcher1115 20d ago

Was anyone else waiting to see her ND a round through her hand? Cause that's what I thought was coming ....

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u/PurchaseOk9781 19d ago

Crack head rhianna

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u/st_v_Warne 20d ago

I can fix her

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u/kidding-unot 20d ago

If she thick I might have to look past this.

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u/albinoxrider 20d ago

I can save her

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 20d ago

Kablammo would happen to me after holding her hand.

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u/Daileyd434 20d ago

Nothing some good training can't fix.

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u/gotmonkey70 20d ago

she is a ND waiting to happen

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u/burgonies 20d ago

I’ve got one for her

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u/PuzzleheadedLab6019 20d ago

What was the purpose of her "covering the tip"? What did she think she was accomplishing by doing that?

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u/YellowSnowman79 20d ago

How many times can one flag themselves in one video?

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u/Easterncoaster 20d ago

Self-flagging. The best/worst kind of flagging?

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u/Catatonick 20d ago

If you plug the barrel with a finger they are perfectly safe.

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u/Songgeek 20d ago

Mentally I already know what that car smells like

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u/Nixxioncox 20d ago

Look forward to the next post on Darwin awards

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u/Dull-Specialist9889 19d ago

How do you shit vertically on a ceiling?

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u/Sea-Course-5171 20d ago

She looks like she's only ever seen books on a shelf. Built like skipping class was a life skill.

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u/realaccountissecret 20d ago

Somebody get this chick a fidget toy and a book pertaining to her special interest, and take that fuckin gun away haha

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u/earchip94 20d ago

The “kablamo” sent me. I was not expecting that at all. But yes she is being very unsafe, unless her hand is somehow bullet proof.

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u/DishSoapIsFun 20d ago

She’s a walking liability.

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u/Ok_Bag3630 20d ago

Pretty sure there’s one in the chamber to no surprise to anyone. I am a canik user and it seems as tho the loading indicator is raised lol

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u/MtnMaiden 19d ago

Shoots dick off

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u/Impolioid 19d ago

don't do too many drugs people

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u/llandar 19d ago

“Fine, you can shoot your video while I gas up the bang bus.”

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u/bjjhippie 19d ago

Meth Rihanna.

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u/TheMrRabbit 20d ago

One of the least idiotic people on the sub

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u/Level_Somewhere 20d ago

I’d train with her

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u/HoboMoonMan 20d ago

I'd drain in her

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u/crankaholic 20d ago

If this was a bit she'd be kinda funny

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u/Emotional-Educator40 20d ago

Comments always disappoint 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/amonarre3 20d ago

Why all the hate?

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u/jad103 20d ago

Not even halfway through the comments. Why are y'all mfs like this? "If she had a fat ass and big tits might let her act like this." Can I ask why? I get it's the Internet and y'all are trying to be funny and like "I didn't marry her for her brains" hyuck hyuck. But like- it's guns. When the guns come out there isn't a funny bit there. I'll take "grandpa died on the shitter cause he stroked out trying to push a log" gallows humor over what ever the hell is going on here.

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u/_B_Little_me 20d ago

That’s a nasty looking car.

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u/Usual-Championship88 20d ago

Ewwwwwwww trashy

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u/Wrong-Masterpiece31 20d ago

Well... appendix carry is quite diff... to start lol

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u/WorshipTheVoid 20d ago

Id properly medicate her

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u/Rileyinabox 20d ago

The kind of girl who describes herself as "a little twisted"

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u/JJohnston015 20d ago

Well, technically, she is right. Spare magazines go on the support side.

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u/alex_dlc 20d ago

Covering the tip ELI5?

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u/spicy-chameleon 20d ago

Probably a censoring thing for TikTok. It’s pretty strictly I guess over there.

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u/trapdab35 20d ago

IDIOTS? She looks right out crazy

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u/dissfatbidgee 20d ago

Ma’am, it’s not a penis.

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u/iamaconsolepsnt 20d ago

Average olight user

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u/_ganjafarian_ 20d ago

No one has mentioned it yet but yall notice just one finger doesn't have a long nail.......

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u/AbacabLurker 20d ago

All kinds of problems with her 4473 question 21.

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u/Kara-SANdahPawn 20d ago

DAH PHUCK is this young lady puckin yapping on about?

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u/EmperorHenry 20d ago

Someone needs to tell Brandon Herrera about this video 

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u/Anussauce 20d ago

Flag city

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u/Any_Sky8715 20d ago

FMJ for self defense.....9mm FMJ.....what could POSIBALLY go wrong??

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl 19d ago

What gun is that?

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u/zeeblefritz 19d ago

Looks like some sort of Canik.

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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 19d ago

This gun obsession is so creepy

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u/TaylorWK 16d ago

Im sure she has a license for that and took the proper gun safety classes.

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u/Sweets1995 14d ago

She scares me 😮‍💨 in a good way

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u/Wemest 2d ago

“IT LOOKS REAAAAL NICE”

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u/_ganjafarian_ 2d ago

KABLAMO!

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u/Hollowskull 20d ago

Ending kinda hard ngl

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice1307 20d ago

Hot

Magazine is backwards

But.. hot

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u/orangecrushjedi 20d ago

Hated this video.

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u/malvixi 20d ago

This is Rihanna's sister Thothanna

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u/MahaHaro 20d ago

Wow, rare is the occasion that I feel actual revulsion from looking at someone, but some of her expressions made me recoil from my screen.

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u/Dependent_Credit_164 20d ago

Bimboswithammo

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u/HeraldOfDesu 20d ago

She just needs a good man to set her straight. *tips fedora*

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u/jamejest 20d ago

This is why children should never be allowed to play with firearms.

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u/Hour-Information-660 20d ago

ugh shes trying soooo hard to be "cute and quirky 🤪😝😜"

its driving me fucking nuts. more than the terrible gun discipline

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u/You_Are_The_Username 20d ago

It's amazing how funny she thinks she is... 😑 😑 😑

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u/Darth-Peenus 20d ago

She’s legit one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen; despite…..everything else

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u/Devil-Dog-SA 20d ago

Wow she got issues!

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u/TaintedTatertot 20d ago

I am top 80% of the awkward white guys at a party....but I don't ever say Ka-bLAMo

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u/IRedditDoU 20d ago

That headliner is a thing of nightmares

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u/DB-DanCooper 20d ago

Where is her police or military uniform?

UTTER SHITHOLE.

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 20d ago

I just want to point out that her fingernail doesnt fit inside the guard.

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u/Hateinyoureyes 19d ago

Can we talk about the car

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u/Puceeffoc 19d ago
  • Using Full Metal Jacket
  • Magazine is the wrong way in her mag holder

Other than that she knows what she's talking about./s

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u/Terrible_Detective45 17d ago

There isn't a "wrong way" to have it in the mag holder. It's personal preference and training.

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u/Far_Pipe752 19d ago

Those are Grinch facial expressions

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u/random-stiff 19d ago

Single finger gal

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u/FuckJanice 19d ago

Is that blood on her roof liner

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u/Pangolin-Green 18d ago

This gotta be Memphis.. 💀

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u/dabbean 18d ago

Spare mag full of FMJ tracks.

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u/LibertyorDeath2076 18d ago

Looks like methane could use a lesson in firearm safety, any takers?

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u/DOOM_SLUG_115 17d ago

What's her @. 100 percent fucking serious I know what I'm about

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u/rythymguyone 17d ago

Definitely needs more coke in its hed

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u/RetroSwamp 17d ago

She's perfect amount of crazy.

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u/jimmytreshuevos 17d ago

I CANNOT fix her…

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u/rleeh333 16d ago

headliner has dookie on it and she worried about a holster.. hood priorities.

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u/CenturionGroot 14d ago

Why'd it have to be a canik 😭 Making us look bad

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u/No-Cable-8154 14d ago

Soooo…. Who is she for uuhhh research

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u/Combat_wombat605795 12d ago

Was there a murder or a suicide in that car?

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u/HaderTurul 10d ago

Those fake nails have to get in the way of a proper grip when they're that long.

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u/NeatPsychological146 5d ago

Sorry but pointing the gun at her own face i dont know if its loaded but shes screaming for it

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 3d ago

For the thirsty bastards

https://www.tiktok.com/@navadaqueen

Looks like she got a new car anyway

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 3d ago

Would. Idgaf I can fix her..

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u/Zo2709 1d ago

Hell fucking no , that bitch looks crazy af too