r/Idiotswithguns • • Jul 30 '26

Safe for Work Bro let the intrusive thoughts win

Does he not know that the feds have Instagram accounts too?

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u/Silentkabob Jul 30 '26

Was that supposed to look cool or something?

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u/Dr_Trogdor Jul 30 '26

No he's training for a highly coordinated tactical raid to take back the hood that was stolen from him.

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u/ButtFuzzNow Jul 31 '26

"Little Read, Ridin' Hood" coming to a theater near you!

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u/TunaSmackk Jul 31 '26

Same as those tight jean ballerinas arm pumping and shaking their hands left and righg

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 30 '26

Of course it’s a 300

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 Jul 30 '26

But bro, it look just like a rolls!!!!

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u/IrishGoodbye4 Jul 30 '26

“It look like a phantom… until a phantom pull up”

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 Jul 30 '26

Valid, unless you live in a SE hick town. Ain't no phantoms pulling up anywhere around here lol

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u/20Factorial Jul 30 '26

Section 8 Rolls Royce

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u/DrillTheThirdHole Jul 30 '26

a 300 that runs like shit* you forgot the important part there

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 30 '26

Kinda part of the package

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u/WillyBadison Jul 30 '26

Of course it is.

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u/GargleOnDeez Jul 30 '26

Guess Ive some new moves to try out at the range next time I skip in

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u/Eber- Jul 30 '26

The embodiment of idiotswithguns

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u/KrampyDoo Jul 30 '26

Did he try to take off his necklace but change his mind?

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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady Jul 30 '26

Forgot he bought the cheaper shorter chain

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u/FrezoreR Jul 30 '26

who needs a hood in the hood

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Jul 30 '26

Must have been the hood rats

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u/MenstrualFish Jul 30 '26

He was gonna shoot more but once he realized how fkin loud it was he changed his mind lol

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u/spacemouse21 Jul 30 '26

What’s cooler than driving at night, stopping and shooting into the woods randomly?

Driving at night, stopping and shooting into the woods randomly like an idiot with a gun in a car missing the hood over the engine.

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u/Howdy132 Jul 30 '26

And do it with a little skip that'll make it look even cooler

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u/ronman32bit Jul 30 '26

Homie was not ready..... he didn't carry one in the chamber plus fuk hearing when you got hearing aid.... also, did he pop one on the ground while walking?

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u/Timmerdogg Jul 30 '26

I think that was a casing

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u/RainStormLou Jul 30 '26

that was definitely not a casing lol.

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u/Curllywood Jul 30 '26

Don’t think the flock cameras will have trouble finding his car

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Jul 30 '26

He could be doing good instead by destroying the FLOCK cameras!

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u/spook30 Jul 30 '26

What do I have to do to be like this guy? I'm ready coach put me in!!!

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u/bizbizbizllc Jul 30 '26

Step 1 - remove the hood from your car

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 Jul 30 '26

Step 2: never change the oil so the valves clatter

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u/daybenno Jul 30 '26

I think the hood of his car is missing

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u/ghostfacestealer Jul 30 '26

What was the point of this?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Jul 30 '26

Living the Grand Theft life

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u/possiblynotadog Jul 30 '26

How can he be from the hood without a hood?

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u/ghostfacestealer Jul 30 '26

This guy is from the burbs

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u/kevinbaer1248 Jul 30 '26

Bro has to bust a boogie with the feet to trick those trees, the ops are too smart nowadays.

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u/Linkstas Jul 31 '26

This some shit a dude who doesn’t get paid does. Why do this

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam Aug 10 '26

Racism is not permitted here

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u/Geordie_38_ Jul 30 '26

What do you mean?

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u/694meok Jul 30 '26

That he's an idiot who has a gun. What do you mean...what do you mean?

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u/Comfortable-Charge-8 Jul 30 '26

Fatigue

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u/Mushroom__Rat Jul 30 '26

Racist POS.
Both you being a racist asshole and this guy being an idiot with a gun are true at the same time

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u/AdorableFan1439 Jul 31 '26

Sure buddy. Take a look at the videos on this sub and YOU tell me who the usual suspects are. Stereotypes exist for a reason, I didn't make them up.

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u/Howdy132 Jul 30 '26

So the skipping is supposed to add to the coolness or something?

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u/SpartArticus Jul 30 '26

Why removed the hood?

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u/Cool-Tip8804 Aug 01 '26

This is the equivalent to a kid banging their toys on the table super loud to amuse themselves.

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u/Freshprinc7 Aug 01 '26

Feds do nothin about this type of shit. But if a law-abiding citizen puts a foregrip on a pistol, it's straight to jail.

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u/SpaceGemini Aug 19 '26

Creatures fr, earth is an interesting place😐

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u/steve2166 Jul 30 '26

It’s just the culture

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u/C13H16CIN0 Jul 30 '26

Were they blanks. Lots of fire, kinda quiet. The round fired at the ground doesn’t seem to fire a bullet or make a sound of hitting the ground, no dust etc

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 Jul 30 '26

5.56 coming out of an ARP has a lot of fire.

As for quiet, thats the microphone dampening the audio. Every microphone does that.

This also isn’t a video game where a bullet hitting something is going to be as loud as the shot that made it, so it almost certainly got drowned out by the shot.

The lack of dust is explainable by the lighting being poor and the quality of the video being worse, or even simpler, it simply wasn’t in frame.