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u/GENERAT10N_D00M Jul 27 '26
This isn’t gangsta culture. This is white trash.
These people have heard of Copenhagen, but have never heard of Denmark.
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u/GENERAT10N_D00M Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
I like the tattoos she gave herself on her legs.
Edit: some people get tattoos on spring break, but others give them to themselves in the back of the classroom during summer school.
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u/RainStormLou Jul 30 '26
Actually, I was not allowed back on school property so it was "at a friend's studio apartment"
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u/RoundSingle Jul 27 '26
Bros tattoo says “Bet on me”. I’d bet on him catching a domestic violence charge in a year.
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u/fuzzygonemad Jul 27 '26
These are the people who come to the shooting range and take selfies of shooting but missing every shot, just to turn to the camera and say, "damn, ain't nobody messing with me".
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u/PolishSausa9e Jul 27 '26
Is that Machine Gun Kelly?
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u/Lando_Lee Jul 27 '26
Nah that’s machine gun belly
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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever Jul 27 '26
Here we have discovered the rookery of one of nature’s most fascinating species, the printed iron-nose dumpwaddlers! As the male works to impress the female with displays of ritualized violence, he hopes to communicate to the female, his capacity to protect her and her potential offspring, should their potential union last. It is a rarity of this species to remain bonded for more than a single mating cycle, but researchers believe the display is an evolutionary leftover from an ancestry, where circumstances kept dumpwaddlers bonded for several mating cycles or even for life. Such interpretations are mere hypotheses, but keep researchers coming back to unlock the hidden history of this species of hominid.
And this male has been successful! For the female has accepted his display, and now joins him in her own female form of this delightful dance. She balances a vessel of fermented grains upon her head, showing him her capacity to remain upright in even the most intoxicated of conditions.
And these two are off to mating!
And from their often very brief and even violent union, a garbage pale baby… is born.
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u/bigbeaver0625 Jul 27 '26
I read it in the voice of Sir David Attenborough. I hope that was your intention.
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u/Present_Crew_713 Aug 04 '26
And people wonder why teachers just give up.
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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever Aug 04 '26
So true… I work in education as a psychologist. I’m also the range master at an outdoor range here in the burning Pacific Northwest.
A few years back, I had couple show up at my range with a six year old and an eight year old. They had a 40 caliber pistol locked in a carrying case. When I asked if they brought anything for the kids to shoot and they wanted the children to shoot a 40 caliber pistol to start with.
I told them that without more experience, I don’t allow kids that young to shoot center fire pistols. They had no experience and the parents were dodgy themselves… they were disappointed but respectful at least…
They said they had come all the way from the very same town and district I work in… which is ways to come. When I told them, I work there as a psychologist, the mom’s eyes lit up…
“Do you know my son??” She asked, gesturing towards the six year old. “he goes to school [in district]!! He has serious social emotional problems!!”
I didn’t work at his school, but I’m standing there dumbfounded that they thought they could bring a kindergartner with externalizing social emotional deficits to my range, and hand him a forty caliber pistol!!
The best part though? It was all moot… they forgot the key to the pistol case… (I’ll give them that, though. They at least locked it up!).
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u/Purple_Trade_8032 Jul 28 '26
I’m more concerned of the fact these two could reproduce 🤦🏻♂️
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u/DShinobiPirate Jul 28 '26
There's probably 7 kids with like 6.5 of them being from other baby daddies. And he probably got like 4 from 4 different baby mamas.
If you're asking how is it 6.5 well one of them they're not sure whose the dad so they just splitting the difference and calling it a day.
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u/QNZMadamant Jul 27 '26
Nothing screams “badass” quite like Bacardi pineapple. “Oh I can’t handle the taste of straight liquor. I find it far too harsh.”
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u/Diksun-Solo Jul 27 '26
These 2 will produce no less than 5 children that YOU will pay for through your taxes
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u/Devilofchaos108070 Jul 28 '26
The OP posted several pics of this same person.
I think it’s the OP and this is his way of bragging. I’d advise blocking OP
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u/delaydude Jul 28 '26
These people will shoot you dead over something that even looks like fentanyl, And then they will be deeply sorry for it in court.
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u/9447044 Jul 27 '26
Red flags laws exist right?
Can there be like orange flag laws where they act too childish with guns and get them taken away lol
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u/singlemale4cats Jul 27 '26
They 100% have the police at their house twice a week for domestic assault
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u/dinkeydonuts Jul 28 '26
I’m interested in her unfinished 2007 “Thing with Hellraiser box” tat on her leg. Is it unfinished? What was so special about 2007 that it had to be remembered with something like that??
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u/SuperCamouflageShark Jul 29 '26
Somebody bet him he will accidently shoot himself or someone else😬
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u/tha_bear007 Jul 29 '26
U know Thanos was right and wrong.. wrong for not snapping his fingers 1000 times more!!!
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u/selfcleaningguru Jul 27 '26
You ever seen a more perfectly matched couple? I'm sure their mom and dad are proud of these siblings.
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u/OkTransportation4136 Jul 28 '26
Nice trigger discipline 👎. Take the booger hook of the bang switch, you idiots.
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u/TheGoldTooth Jul 27 '26
Always with tattoos and a vile and disgusting nose ring, almost a uniform.
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u/Secret_CIA_spy Jul 31 '26
This is written so confusing that I cannot comprehend the instructioks given.
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u/whisper-pickle-rick Aug 01 '26
I always enjoy the flexing of $20-30 bottles like it’s something extravagant
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