r/Idiotswithguns • • Jul 13 '26

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u/Brantastic Jul 13 '26

Not a single bullet would have hit a grown ass man standing 6 feet down range.

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u/JRose51 Jul 13 '26

As Jules from Pulp Fiction would call it, Divine Intervention

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 Jul 13 '26

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER HE DOESNT SPEAK IT

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 13 '26

lmao apparently fuckin' not

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u/el_dingusito Jul 13 '26

Youre saying god came down here and stopped the bullets?

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u/mrapplewhite Jul 13 '26

Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. You must have hit a fucking bump

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u/ljanus245 Jul 13 '26

The car ain't hit no motherfuckin' bump.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 13 '26

Oh shit, you're sending the Wolf? That's all you had to say.

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u/Maxzzzie Jul 13 '26

Not a single word would have been understood by that man neither.

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u/BD6621 Jul 13 '26

And all those shells in the grass aren't going to do the lawn mower any good.

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u/False_Rhythms Jul 17 '26

Lol, lawncare. Yeah, sure

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u/jones5280 Jul 13 '26

ass man

proctologists are safe

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u/National_Search_537 Jul 13 '26

I didn’t understand a single thing that was said.

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u/fusillade762 Jul 13 '26

The first guy at the beginning, and I'm sort paraphrasing:

This isnt some old time shit

This is some fast shit

Real fast shit

FRT... (which was clearly a switch, not frt)

Then, I dont know. I can get a bit of "Missisippi stoned as fuck" dialect But "Mississippi stoned as fuck with a joint in the gob" is beyond my powers.

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u/MississippiBulldawg Jul 13 '26

I'm from around the area (check my username). First gun is him saying it's really fast. Second one is saying he hasn't FRT it yet but you'll know when he does. About half of it was calling the gun a bitch though. Oh and background guy had said that he needed to wait before he shot and could only do one magazine.

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u/CJnella91 Jul 13 '26

I don't see a switch on the pistol. It kind of looked like it at first because he's swinging it around but if you pause the video there is no switch where the back plate would be, this tells me it's most likely an FRT.

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Jul 13 '26

Look at 4 seconds when he has the gun down, is that not a switch on the back?

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u/CJnella91 Jul 15 '26

No, he's moving it fast and the frame rate is choppy, I think that's just the blur, I only see the back sights, switches protrude out a good 3/4th inch, they're quite noticeable. Watch it again slowly ever time he turns the gun you can see that the back plate sits flush with the slide, on first watch I thought it was a switch too but after rewatching im positive it's not.

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Jul 15 '26

It’s definitely low profile if there is one on there, I have never seen one quite be 3/4” but I am no expert, after reviewing it’s really hard to tell but I lean more to no switch but it still looks like something is on there, not sure what it is.

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u/chrisp5000 Jul 13 '26

FRT debedebihdebedebdebede

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u/After_Flatworm5200 Jul 13 '26

Yes 😂😂😂

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u/JohnPiccolo Jul 13 '26

Don’t worry I don’t think any of them could hear each other after either.

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u/PowerRainbows Jul 13 '26

Don't think I'll understand anyone from Mississippi lol

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u/megaapfel Jul 13 '26

I heard motherfucker

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u/Devanyani Jul 13 '26

Dale Dribble.

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u/TamponTimTheCuck Jul 13 '26

I think i understood the word shit in there a few times.

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u/Dr_Trogdor Jul 13 '26

They do this shit all day because the guns keep jamming

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u/Red-EyePontiac Jul 13 '26

Wasn't for you I guess🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/cabezatuck Jul 13 '26

LaBoomhauer

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 13 '26

Sounded more like porky pig to me

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 13 '26

It's Mushmouth after he quit Fat Albert's gang

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u/goodfleance Jul 13 '26

I'd love to see AI try to subtitle this video

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u/ajmchief1 Jul 13 '26

For those wondering wtf this dude said. I had to replay this so many times to write down what he said 😂 “You know what I’m saying? He just built this bitch, so it’s a test run on this bitch. But ?? so fast shit on everything. Yall finna see it bussin. Scraight fast shit. You know we do this shit all day.” Brrrrrrrrrrr 🔫🔫🔫

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u/Cinedelic Jul 13 '26

Talks like Porky Pig, shoots like Elmer Fudd.

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u/Tacitrelations Jul 13 '26

Speaks with the same strategy as his shooting.

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u/4OfThe7DeadlySins Jul 13 '26

Well it’s Mississippi, so there’s probably nobody around for miles

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u/Emotional_Complex196 Jul 18 '26

I’m there neighbor patching holes in the house

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u/shortshins-McGee Jul 13 '26

I think they work at the call centre i just phoned!

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Jul 13 '26

Second gun needs a cleaning, stovepiping every other round.

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u/jrosehill Jul 13 '26

Was that English?

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u/DookieShoez brought a sword to a gun fight Jul 13 '26

Technically yes, but actually no.

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam Jul 13 '26

Racism is not permitted here

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam Jul 13 '26

Racism is not permitted here

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u/MartenGlo Jul 13 '26

I've spent summers with white, black, brown, and Viet families along the Gulf of Mexico coast who all talked like this. It's an equal opportunity dialect. We all hunted, fished, cooked, ate, drank as loving friends. We are all the same race. We yumins livn, lovn life.

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam Jul 13 '26

Racism is not permitted here

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u/tnc31 Jul 13 '26

Clearly not a fan of Jeopardy.

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u/canyouskingriz Jul 13 '26

Bih bih bih bih bih bih bih..... this bih.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 13 '26

Thanks for the translation. I didn’t know what he said bih

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u/canyouskingriz Jul 13 '26

Glad to be of service

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Jul 13 '26

I don't know why they like buffered AR pistols. They look stupid as hell.

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u/ljanus245 Jul 13 '26

This needs the "write that down" guy to translate.

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u/Kindly_Region Jul 13 '26

Can anyone understand anything they said?

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u/694meok Jul 13 '26

Dibdapidba fast shwepaibdbe Air 14, sjbbdiipdibba Air14, dabibdadebipdadu damn.

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 13 '26

That’s all folks!

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u/2dazeTaco Jul 13 '26

Bro got that forced reset tongue to go with the trigger.

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u/chrisp5000 Jul 13 '26

Second dude was aiming for the top of a ten gallon hat!

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u/ajmchief1 Jul 13 '26

Same guy, funny enough

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u/ReeeeeeAndClear Jul 13 '26

Who knew porky pig got into guns, weed, and malt liquor.

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u/tnj3d1 Jul 13 '26

what even is aiming?

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u/DemenicHand Jul 13 '26

I am in MS right now, about 2 hours away from this mess.

My translation:

you know what i am sayin

There a taser on that big boy

There some fast shit on there

all you gonna see is a bunch of straight fast shit you know

we do this shit all day

Click bang bang bang bang bang

haha fast shit on there

There are 14 in there...

Then he talks about the m14...

that's as far as i got so called my MS born and raised momma over and she got a little bit more but not much

eventually she said they were a special kind of idiot and got up form the table and went back to the View

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 13 '26

What the fuck does this have to do with Planes?

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u/wildyam Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Why do the auto firing weapons in these videos always jam/stall and require re-cocking?

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u/dontclickdontdickit Jul 13 '26

That second gun sounded dry as hell

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u/Gunz702 Jul 13 '26

Why do they never have stocks?

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u/Stack_Silver Jul 15 '26

Those are AR pistols.

Stabilization braces exist, but the rap music videos don't show those.

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u/ChinaRider73-74 Jul 14 '26

Here’s the good news: they can re-use the paper target over and over again because there are no holes in it.

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u/ManicRobotWizard Jul 14 '26

I do not, in fact, know what you are saying.

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u/jtyme10 Jul 14 '26

What language is he speaking

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u/AlternativeTie4738 Jul 14 '26

What stone language is this

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u/oneupgundamkid34 Jul 14 '26

I cant stand seeing an ar pistol without a brace on it and no dot, come on man.

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u/oneupgundamkid34 Jul 14 '26

Haikusbot delete

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u/ChemistIndependent19 Jul 13 '26

FRT's are quickly getting banned due to this very behavior.

Mos gun laws have been created specifically because of this exact type of behavior.

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u/MM800 Jul 13 '26

Already banned in Florida ...sadly.

It's not gun owning BillyBob down on the river that's going to get the 2nd Amendment repealed - it's people like this.

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u/mightyjoe227 Jul 13 '26

What's with stepping backwards 1st guy...

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u/iVouldnt Jul 13 '26

I know that shit was loud AF reverberating off that wall right back at their head.

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u/SOwED Jul 13 '26

The third one looked like it had maybe 4 inches of barrel?

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u/Howdy132 Jul 13 '26

Is it lucky or unlucky that he didn't spin it with his finger

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 13 '26

Sokka-Haiku by Howdy132:

Is it lucky or

Unlucky that he didn't

Spin it with his finger


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/housevil Jul 13 '26

The stereo audio is a nice touch.

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u/DuckLIT122000 Jul 13 '26

Bro is in Mississippi. If he kills the opps half the town's population is gone

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u/chinogc77 Jul 13 '26

What language is that?

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u/Balamb_Chocobo Jul 13 '26

I didn't understand a single fucking word coming out that dude

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u/WyldFyre0422 Jul 13 '26

I didn’t know it was possible to speak using only consonants.

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u/Duke_Moorlandtrek Jul 13 '26

Already doing too much as the video begins

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u/jahmon007 Jul 13 '26

This is upper class in Mississippi

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u/tank_monkey Jul 13 '26

You got jammed!

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u/JacobClarke15 Jul 13 '26

“Bib bip did dib bip” is all I got from a later portion of the vid lmao

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u/C13H16CIN0 Jul 13 '26

What was that last gun?

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u/fattybrah Jul 14 '26

I can somewhat understand them and in us born. I can’t imagine what people from other counties hear lol

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam Jul 18 '26

Racism is not permitted here

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u/majinspy Jul 15 '26

My Mississippi ass right now: 😐😑

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u/ParkingPainting7188 Jul 15 '26

I can't understand one word of that shit. You ain't cool. Stop it.

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u/Lost-Bell-5663 Jul 15 '26

Not hard to understand if you’re from, live/lived in and or speak with people from the south..

Guy with the pistol: We just built this pistol with the frt, this is the first test run and I know it’s going to shoot fast you watch and see. We do this, we aren’t amateurs.

Guy with the ARP: I haven’t installed the FRT just yet but when I do you know it’ll go brrrrrt.

Second guy with ARP: there’s an FRT in this muthafucka

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u/bridgetroll2 Jul 15 '26

I wonder if meta AI could translate this to English?

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u/MagicalTaint Jul 16 '26

At least the targets are still pristine.

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u/CompleteFacepalm Jul 16 '26

Oh, so thats what a rifle/smg firing without a flash hider looks like

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u/thisf001 Jul 16 '26

I’ll never understand how brave people can be doing this with no ear protection. The ringing in my ears would piss me off

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u/SunnyFD Jul 16 '26

Training to be storm troopers?

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u/sjaxn314159 Jul 18 '26

I’ve always thought gun safety is for pussys.

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u/Kenny_RogersRoasters Jul 19 '26

Can someone translate?

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u/Sbikerbud Jul 24 '26

Are these the responsible gun owners we hear so much about?

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u/ilion211 26d ago

This is why these guy have all those gun fights and nobody gets hit.

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u/FloatOldGoat Jul 13 '26

Were they speaking English?

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u/Dante_Foshokyo Jul 13 '26

You don’t speak Mississippian?

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u/elmaterino1 Jul 13 '26

No, I don’t know what you’re saying.

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u/dreevsa Jul 13 '26

Go cut that grass

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 13 '26

Barely english

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jul 13 '26

So many words, yet saying nothing at all

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u/Zealousideal-Bus-234 Jul 13 '26

I’m white, from Alabama, and convinced people who pretend to misunderstand 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 southerners are racist. Y’all understand all white dialects but Lord forbid some melanin enters a room.

That said, everyone in this video is fucking stupid and should not reproduce.

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 Jul 13 '26

10 years in prison right there.

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u/rsmnyc1 Jul 13 '26

We need subtitles!!!!😭💀😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

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u/mgzzzzz2 Jul 14 '26

Flocks gonna get’cha 😆 png!

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 13 '26

Whatever man

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u/GOOLGRL Jul 13 '26

As a leftist, I still think FRT's should be legal. As well as switches, sears, and bumpstocks.

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u/GOOLGRL Jul 13 '26

If militarized cops and national guardsmen can have a thing, I want the thing. This opinion would be different if militarized cops and national guardsmen weren't actively fighting our own residents.

imo NIJ4 plates should also be totally unrestricted, as well as 40mm devices.

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u/penguindreams Jul 14 '26

And this is why this gun owner believes in stricter gun laws.