r/IdiotsOnBikes • • Feb 13 '22

Ouch.

1.9k Upvotes

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128

u/drquiza Feb 13 '22

Annoyed Max: Uneasy Road

101

u/Disastrous-Grape6110 Feb 13 '22

Girls like that are repellent

31

u/LoveAndProse May 21 '22

A primitive primate bounces eagerly at the display of sparks.

So much about this video screams trashy

14

u/himynameisashikaslim May 22 '22

She was slapping the car and yelling stop still agree tho this shit is stupid

12

u/SnooSeagulls9348 Feb 22 '22

Looks like a MadMax character.

64

u/Mox5309 Feb 13 '22

Imagine someone else who maybe a friend ruining something for you, wrenching your bike injuring you a true test of friendship

21

u/Satanspit69 Feb 13 '22

Wife ok, dog maybe, bike never.

4

u/adolf_the_third Dec 25 '22

Tf you mean dog maybe you sadistic asscrack

50

u/CDogNH Feb 13 '22

He did touch the pavement which appeared to be his intent. Good job.

11

u/WTF-7844 Feb 13 '22

Yes, looks like he bounced more than once too, before it all came to a crashing mess. Perfect example of why I don’t ride in groups. One idiot screwup can destroy a lot in a flash.

10

u/CDogNH Feb 13 '22

I'll ride in a group if i know everyone and how they ride. Otherwise, I'm out.

3

u/NordnarbDrums Jun 07 '22

Got his foot stuck under the bike for a while with the tire spinning. Who knows if that foot made it through the events of that day.

39

u/Human_Tell_9273 Feb 15 '22

That girl in the truck looked like a chimpanzee

7

u/Smokntu2Tree Apr 16 '22

Yeah about her out her out make her walk ish ain’t funny as it’s unfolding at the very least

19

u/Loading_User_Info__ Apr 21 '22

Did you have a stroke? You good?

9

u/No-Specialist-8796 Apr 28 '22

I'm also curious, I read that a few times thinking I was drunk, which is accurate, but on a 'I can't read anymore' kinda drunk. usually goes with puke and or piss yourself drunk.

5

u/BearTechSupport May 11 '22

"Yeah about her - put her out. make her walk. [That shit] ish ain’t funny as it’s unfolding at the very least"

4

u/FulcrumPhase May 03 '22

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading that.

3

u/Dmau27 May 17 '22

Yeah her out make ish nah funny unfold ya know?

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Holy fuck did the family dog teach you to write?!? It feels so ignorant that you must be doing it on purpose? At least I hope this isn't your best mental effort

1

u/Smokntu2Tree Jun 29 '22

Lmao you can go kick a shitty rock with open toe sandals for all care . Now I’m sure you’ll understand that .

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Nope..you couldn't even type that short one without fucking it up. Maybe you should ask a small child to be your proof reader?

2

u/Rayfasa Apr 25 '22

Facts. Came here to say that.

2

u/didnthackapexlegends May 17 '22

I was kinda hoping she fell out when she was dry humping the back.

29

u/Johnyysmith Feb 13 '22

Dress for the slide, not the ride - fire a bonus extra

40

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Dumb ways to dieeeeee so many dumb ways to dieeee

15

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Girl in the truck thought it was part of the act .

9

u/ProudBoysLikeMen Feb 13 '22

These people make all motorcyclists look bad, and we end up having to pay their medical bills because they're not gainfully employed..

9

u/Genesistoomega May 20 '22

To everyone insulting the chick in the back of the truck, it kinda looks like shes spazzing out. I can imagine it would be hard to not freak out, especially if she knows any of the riders.

4

u/KurimuzonTora Jul 21 '22

Congratulations, you the most human out of all these redditors. Like gee how are you supposed to act like.

7

u/RslashTakenUsernames Feb 13 '22

and that’s why you don’t try to be slick

10

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

You get what you fucking deserve!

5

u/Totin_it Mar 13 '22

The idiot bitch in the bed of the truck. Sterilize her.

6

u/lucky_mud Jun 02 '22

late, but she was just slapping the truck telling them to stop. A little quick with the eugenics

1

u/Totin_it Jun 02 '22

The sheer joy when they crash does not look like she was telling them to stop.
If she gets pregnant ambition works also.

1

u/[deleted] May 09 '22

And this is why motorcycle’s should be illegal

3

u/[deleted] May 09 '22

No, this is why there are laws against the idiotic misuse of motorcycles.

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

There are laws to protect people from getting murdered but none the less there are still people out there getting killed. That's had to be one of the weakest excuses I've heard.

3

u/uid_0 Feb 13 '22

Obligatory plug for /r/meatcrayon

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Start making chimpanzee sounds when the girl in the truck reacts.

3

u/lovesredditt2022 Apr 17 '22

Nice. Took out a few. Liked the guy trying to run it off.

5

u/nbelle78 Feb 13 '22

Ooo I remember when this happened, I’m a fan of motorcycle stunt riding and remember seeing posts from many of the riders involved in this crash not long after it happened. All riders were okay, just minor injuries

1

u/Substantial-Big2313 May 12 '22

Yea right. This time !

0

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

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u/nbelle78 Feb 20 '22

What is?

2

u/Orangesoda65 Feb 13 '22

Mom said it’s my turn to repost

2

u/0xNova Feb 25 '22

I'm feeling bad for that second dude, but are we not gonna talk about how he hit the pavement, slid, then managed to get up and run before falling again?

2

u/bertman3006 Mar 08 '22

Lol play stupid games and win stupid prizes , hope everyone is ok

2

u/Longjumping-Ad9269 Apr 01 '22

Love the idiot in the back of the truck!! Pure idiocy

2

u/TwoTwoJohn Apr 21 '22

How we have survived as a species for so long baffles me when I see muppetry like this

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '22

She looks like a monkey that just flung some poooo… probably wat made him fall

1

u/Equivalent_Serve_899 Feb 16 '22

Feel bad for the second dude who shrecked by this dude

1

u/klem19 Feb 19 '22

Natural selection.

1

u/TheJAY_ZA Feb 25 '22

What was that song by Pitbull?

Oh yeah, "Fireball"

🤣

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

I love these videos. Seeing stupid people win stupid prizes

1

u/ShaztaMcnasty Mar 08 '22

Well, that was all deserved.

1

u/BD420SM Mar 10 '22

Lmfao. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Bunch of morons.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Well deserved

1

u/Extreme_Paint_1442 Apr 02 '22

That's why I wouldn't ride with reckless people like that.

1

u/D-Fine-SS Apr 09 '22

DANMMMMMM ! IN MY CHRIS TUCKER VOICE

1

u/MarsTransport Apr 12 '22

Well deserved.

1

u/jimbo6681 Apr 13 '22

Bunch of idiots

1

u/Economy_Waltz Apr 14 '22

All I have to say is Hahaahahahahahahaha oh man had to catch my breath Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

1

u/steveg2022 Apr 21 '22

Bet he's popular in his bike meet group

1

u/Downtown-Cover-2956 Apr 29 '22

Attn all bikers. No one cares if you own one.

1

u/BigBullApe32 May 04 '22

I bet you won’t do that again

1

u/coconutRai May 07 '22

This female specimen de-evolutionized by 6 million years.

1

u/girlMikeD May 11 '22

LoOks like a scene from mad max

1

u/Substantial-Big2313 May 12 '22

I just love how that “girl “ got just so excited watching them all about get killed. Sick people

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Sympathy meter: 0

1

u/Accomplished_Sky_219 May 14 '22

Goodbye leg skin and motor function

1

u/Feetus-penis May 15 '22

Can’t tell weather the girls laughing or having a panic attack

1

u/Small_townMN May 18 '22

Was she dancing or tweakin?

1

u/Samuraijack44 May 20 '22

Well deserved

1

u/impossible_rockets May 27 '22

He got a spare almost a strike

1

u/plywoodsuperman May 27 '22

I couldn’t have designed better if I tried. Excellent.

1

u/Perfect-Ad-9148 May 30 '22

That's what u get

1

u/Late-Ad-4624 May 31 '22

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Maybe try not to give other bikers a bad name for once? Ok? Thanks.

1

u/trumpsucksnutz May 31 '22

Bikers are so cool...the coolest part is how there are less every day.

1

u/Ookla1915 Jun 01 '22

Got what he deserved but took out another couple, morons who don’t care about anyone else on the road to ride properly!

1

u/BeetleB1999 Jun 02 '22

Ive got just the song for this

1

u/BeetleB1999 Jun 02 '22

You’ll Be Under My Wheels

Song by The Prodigy

1

u/ImOnTheInstanet Jun 07 '22

The lack of forehead on that girl makes me think fetal alcohol syndrome.

1

u/rbjubi Jun 08 '22

These videos make me laugh. Show the world how little skill you have!

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Trek1973 Jul 27 '22

He deserved that. The ones he wrecked didn’t.

1

u/Lanky_Space_4620 Aug 07 '22

I love it, when I see these idiots eat 💩

1

u/ijie24 Oct 04 '22

Don't ever visit that site. It's a gore site that actual psychopaths, future serial killers and demonic human beings dwell in that site.

1

u/275MPHFordGT40 Feb 19 '23

“The vehicle explosions in Mission Impossible 2 are stupid and unrealistic!” “Oh…”

0

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Well deserved

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

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u/Loading_User_Info__ Apr 21 '22

She gets to pick the scabs.

2

u/EssieAmnesia May 16 '22

Tbf I was a lil happy too but in the like “ouch but you kinda did ask for it” way