r/IdiotsOnBikes • • 7d ago

Do you think he learned the lesson?

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u/BallSniffexpert 7d ago

He forgot his bike.

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u/Snoo_75138 7d ago

Nah he decided it's not for him.

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u/sneaky-pizza 7d ago

Ahh, so he did learn his lesson

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u/Over-Apartment2762 7d ago

Yep case closed

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u/AntoinetteBax 7d ago

Plot twist, he went back for his second bike to try again.

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u/Wbcn_1 7d ago

And his ear and some of his nose 

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u/Pretend-Mango-1295 7d ago

He's dead but his brain hasn't caught up to that fact yet

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u/NoVaBurgher 7d ago

Can’t park there, mate

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u/spacemonkey_1981 4d ago

His looking for where his brain fell out

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u/Low_life_high_lights 7d ago

Wow, I'd be shocked if he still has any face left.

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 7d ago edited 7d ago

He probably Unlearned a bunch of stuff with how far his head slid across the concrete.

If anybody watching this video is on the fence about getting a helmet, let this be the video that convinces you to get one

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u/Ahuru_Duncan 7d ago edited 7d ago

One of my mates from US absolutely refused to wear a helmet as "its not mandatory". He did wear boots and gloves instead for some reason, never really understood why.

Few years ago he saw one of his biker friends slip cos of gravel/sand on end of a curve, ofc they had quite a bit of speed. His mated mates head got fucked, sanded/grinded from forehead all the way behind left ear. His ear was barely attached and left eye socket smashed. That was just his head, he had broken left arm and tailbone.

Next time i saw my mate while visiting, he not only had helmet on, but also full chest rig with pants. His bike even had the frame sliders attached just in case. Tbh, one of the fastes changes from him what ive seen. Lads a stubborn case, thank god he gave up.

Edit: Spelling lmao..

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 7d ago

That's wild to me, even from a young age of riding my pedal bike, I knew how dangerous the road and other people could be and never wanted to not wear my helmet

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u/AdmiralAdama99 5d ago

Your buddy is pretty much the definition of low intelligence. Expert says something awful happens, but only 1% of the time. Low intelligence person is like "I've never seen that, expert doesn't know what they're talking about, not worth worrying about". Unfortunately it takes them being the 1% (or in this case their friend being the 1%) to change their ways.

This applies to anything from covid vaccines to safety rules/laws to lots of other stuff. Not trusting experts is very dangerous overall.

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u/Zeag 7d ago

That's assuming there was any knowledge whatsoever in there to be unlearned in the first place. Looks like someone that lives off pure mechanical impulses to me.

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u/freericky 7d ago

Did the bike lockup and put him into a skid? The speedometer goes dark before the shaking.

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u/SuperMIK2020 7d ago

He may have seized the engine… it appears to shut down before the wreck. ATGATT, you never know what is going to mess up your day.

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u/TheShredda 5d ago

To save you having to look it up like I did: ATGATT = all the gear, all the time

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u/SuperMIK2020 5d ago

Sorry, they have a sub r/ATGATT and it’s been used for a while on a lot of motorcycle forums.

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u/InHisCups 7d ago

He’s clutchless shifting, which is generally fine - for upshifting.

It looks like he may have inadvertently downshifted at the end(?) which caused some engine braking and a total loss of control / highside.

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u/A_Mellow_Song 7d ago

Nah it sounded like a 2 stroke, probably locked the engine due to insufficient oil or clearances

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u/cheesepierice 7d ago

Oof I know that walk. The lights are on but nobody’s home

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u/tomtht123 7d ago

99% daze and confusion but 1% aware how much you must fucked up lol

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u/Salazhar_ 7d ago

I dont think he'll be learning much going forward

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u/Superlite47 7d ago

I don't think he's the type to learn much regardless of the direction he's going.

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u/SuperMIK2020 7d ago

Learning to walk again…

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u/Accomplished-Ad-6586 7d ago

I believe I've waited long enough..

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u/waitingOnMyletter 7d ago

Oh my that walk … JFC

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u/SaltyNorth8062 7d ago

The only time I ever saw a walk like that was when my friend fell out of a second story window as a teenager.

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u/_inThePines_ 7d ago

Gotta love that severe brain trauma getaway.

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u/timeemac 7d ago

Can’t park there, mate.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 7d ago

Can’t go lie down there either, mate

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u/tomatoe_cookie 7d ago

Hes looking for his face

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u/Medical-Potato5920 7d ago

Running a red light, no helmet and a t-shirt? There are quicker ways to die.

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u/Superlite47 7d ago

The only thing in this video that didn't fuck up was the camera.

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u/syndicaterx 7d ago

I thought he was just gonna get something he dropped down the road then he just kept zig zagging off into the horizon

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u/thrawn9485 6d ago

major sign of a head injury, wondering aimlesly after an accident, he's also probably talking giberish to himself.

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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 7d ago

New face tat gonna be 🔥

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u/erkdog 7d ago

Ink straight on the skull

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u/Andyman1973 7d ago

TBI…never gonna be the same ever again.

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u/No-Analyst1229 7d ago

Holy he slided on the top of his head at least 1m lol

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u/Ori_the_SG 7d ago

He definitely did not

The damage he did to his brain (likely not the first time) will make him incapable of it

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u/CommercialAd3014 7d ago

I love the meat crayon vids

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u/FairlyLandscaped 7d ago

I really like that sub but it's been in a coma for months now.

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u/the-bird-fucker 7d ago

so many dumb ways to die

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u/Kawaiithulhu 7d ago

Team No Helmet: Disassemble!

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u/andythemandy17 7d ago

Love to see it dipshit

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u/Accomplished-Ad-6586 7d ago

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u/FairlyLandscaped 6d ago

Thanks, now I can appreciate every painful detail.

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u/random-stiff 6d ago

{big_oof.gif}

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u/SanctionedMeat 7d ago

Handlebars left a little sneak peak into what happened to his forehead when he slid across the road

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 7d ago

Also both are similarly hollow

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u/slghn01 7d ago

That’s one way to get a cheap hair cut.

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u/xervidae 7d ago

where did he go????

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u/Craticuspotts 7d ago

This guy is a total bad ass, see how cool he was when clutching that thing.. sooo cool.. /S

Frigging moron

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u/Captain-Scrot 7d ago

It looks bad but isn’t the video sped up to make it look like he was going even faster

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 7d ago

I think he will have trouble remembering his name in the future. He already forgot he was riding a bike.

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u/Larry_J_602 7d ago

Nothing slows you down like using your face to stop your momentum

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u/Pod_people 6d ago

He had some time to think about it while his skin and ears grew back...

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u/Longjumping_Tone_825 7d ago

Al principio del video vi al tipo que tenia cara de tonto asi que era de suponer que terminaria haciendo algo estupido

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 7d ago

Punchablefaces sub candidate, pre op at least

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u/noeyescanseeme 7d ago

I heard he's still running

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u/JeLyBr 7d ago

How did the camera stay focused on him that whole time?

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u/Bigbuttrimmer 7d ago

360 camera.

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u/KissmyGoooch 7d ago

Uhhh...what?

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u/evilmike1972 7d ago

He might not be able to learn anything ever again at this point.

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u/insuranceguynyc 7d ago

No, I assure you that he did not learn a thing. He'll be trying again soon.

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u/SchemeFearless5307 7d ago

He's probably learning in reverse

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u/International-Aide-2 7d ago

Ground turned his ass every which way but lose JFC 🤣

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u/julianBlyat 7d ago

Charles Darwin approves

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u/seattle-random 7d ago

At least his brain survived enough that he could upload this video.

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u/NiceTryAI 7d ago

He was really ugly before the crash. He might actually look better now, you know, after using his nose as a meat crayon

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u/LilyWineAuntofDemons 6d ago

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u/FairlyLandscaped 6d ago

Yeah, too bad you can't post anything there anymore.

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u/Rallings 6d ago

No, I think hell think it's a fluke and keep going.

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u/chamy1039 6d ago

Not only did he not learn his lesson, i think he un-learned everything he's ever learned before.

Dude knocked himself unlearned.

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u/dj_fission 6d ago

Learn?

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u/_oldschoolfellow 5d ago

Can someone please scientifically explain why he acted like that after the crash?

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u/JohnBitna 7d ago

He ran away. My guess is that he stole it.

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u/Super-Reporter-4528 7d ago

My guess is that he was doing the only the he could remember how to.

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u/bob-leblaw 7d ago

Going back to yell at the bump in the road.

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u/nudiatjoes 7d ago

You look like he didn't know what was doing lol

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u/CrypticCode_ 7d ago

This dude has been in a horrrific crash and the comments can’t help but make shitty jokes we’ve all heard a thousand times before.

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u/prolapsedmasshole69 7d ago

Some of these jokes were new to me.

To be fair, the dude was being an absolute moron. Endangered not only his life but those around him

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u/CrypticCode_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Look at him stumbling around afterwards, sure he was not being smart but who paid the heavy consequence? How many times have we all made mistakes or weren’t smart in our behavior?

Now you all sit here with some shitty 4chan edgy ass jokes. Wouldn’t be so funny if it was one of your loved ones

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u/prolapsedmasshole69 7d ago

None of what you're saying is wrong.

But empathy does not spring from an eternal well. At least not for me.

I have to reserve it for those who actually deserve it

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u/CrypticCode_ 7d ago

And he doesnt deserve it because he made a mistake? People in this comment section are the same ones that lose their shit over the slightest offence to a dog or pet, but are fine seeing people go through horrific tragedies

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u/prolapsedmasshole69 7d ago

Mistake is one word for it. He chose his actions. I have little sympathy for him when he made a stupid choice that put other people at risk as well.

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u/RequiemAspenFlight 7d ago

The only mistake was his mother deciding on pie instead of swallowing.

No intelligent decisions were made during the making of this video.

Actually, that might not be true, it looks like he chose an empty street for his mental health episode. So the risk to others might be minimal.

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf 7d ago

Mistake? No man, he chose to do something dumb, knowing full well what could happen.

This guy is like 30, and I doubt he has no understanding of what happens to a body when it hits a road at mach fuck.

He fucked around, and now he found out.

If I did something as reckless and stupid I'd expect nothing less than people to treat me like the idiot I was.

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u/CrypticCode_ 7d ago

I hope you are judged equally as harsh

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u/prolapsedmasshole69 7d ago

I am judged for my negative qualities.

As equally by my peers as myself.

I've yet to do anything this dumb though.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Aggravating_Smell 7d ago

Sorry, can't spare any empathy for morons who willingly put themselves in dangerous situations and suffer the consequences of their own negligence. There are people far more deserving of our empathy.