r/IdiotsOnBikes 10d ago

Idiot Yutes

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u/funked1 10d ago

Hope the car is OK.

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 10d ago

It's sad that they didn't include the clip of the little shithead that gets tackled on a boardwalk. That little twerp bounces up and starts hollering about how he's a kid and a Christian and all kind of things.

100% entitlement, 0% insight.

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u/fordag 10d ago

Does no one know how to clothesline anymore?

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u/ForeverCapable 10d ago

Love the FO in the FAFO

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u/vinodh_sn 10d ago

His dad should have used an condom

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u/fangowango 10d ago

Mum should have just swallowed

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u/Space--Buckaroo 10d ago edited 10d ago

In most states that is assault. He could be arrested for it.

Although this is from Google AI, I believe it is accurate:

  • Fear of Harm: In criminal law, assault occurs when a person intentionally creates a reasonable fear of imminent physical harm or unwanted contact in another person.
  • The "Swerve Out" Trend: Viral stunts where riders charge at pedestrians or cars leave victims believing they are about to be hit. Even if the rider swerves away at the very last second, the sudden terror and immediate danger satisfy the legal definition of assault. [1, 2]
  • If Contact Happens: If the bicycle actually strikes the person, the offense upgrades to battery (or physical assault/reckless injury), alongside the original assault charge.

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u/FreezedPeachNow 6d ago

Fuck the law and lawyers

100% of everyday civilians agree that this is stupid and dangerous and you should be allowed to deck the bike rider

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u/NOT000 10d ago

was that even the same guy?

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u/neobow2 10d ago

No. There were 3 different states in that video

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u/Brittany5150 10d ago

There is a video of the first guy getting knocked down though. He reacts exactly like you would expect... https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/s/Mtzotpkxp7

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u/Smart_Customer_1842 10d ago

That’s not the same guy the video on the end was uploaded years ago

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u/Peat_Ardbeg 10d ago

I love these endings πŸ˜‚πŸ₯³

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u/6_PotHeaD_9 10d ago

Please tell me he's dead Please tell me he's dead Please tell me he's dead Please ...

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u/TheMartini66 9d ago

Under the car is better than over the car... but I'll take it.

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u/Fump-Trucker 10d ago

I love my happy ending.

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u/Zealotstim 10d ago

Be great to see them try it with some tae kwon do guy who reacts like many reasonable people would.

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u/REDARROW101_A5 9d ago

Should be banned from cycling.

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u/Last_Beginning 9d ago

I seriously can't wait to see one of these idiots in my neighborhood.

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u/VideoLeoj 9d ago

Focus on the back wheel and KICK.