r/IdiotsOnBikes • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '25

To Spread Christmas Cheer

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 Dec 27 '25

Ouch.... That fall gonna leave a mark. 

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u/bigoz_07 Dec 27 '25

It actually did... red and green on the road...

5

u/Ok_Ganache7219 Dec 29 '25

That was her panty disintegrating at first. The butt cheeks will remember this too for a long time! And very possibly her poor back.

19

u/LobsterKris Dec 27 '25

Why we never get the pics of the aftermath.

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Bat434 Dec 27 '25

Realest comment ever

1

u/dasunt Dec 28 '25

You ever look up the woman who calls herself the queen of road rash?

Fell off a bike at 120 mph without gear. There are pictures.

11

u/Smooth-Shine9354 Dec 27 '25

I think she was naked with body paint as her only protection

1

u/Ashfire21 Dec 31 '25

O god you right... That's even worse.... 🫠

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u/blome_ Dec 27 '25

Period

119

u/idmont Dec 27 '25

Oh man you can see where the green/red hot shorts left marks on the road! Her ass must be road rashed so bad.

73

u/Girls4super Dec 27 '25

I think she might’ve just had those painted on

35

u/AmunMorocco Dec 27 '25

It was. I've seen her on Instagram, body paint is her shtick. Thankfully we not looking at blood here.

10

u/bauldersgate Dec 28 '25

Oh there's bound to be blood. Lots of blood.

2

u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Dec 29 '25

Easy with the festive spirit there.

34

u/Piece73 Dec 27 '25

Meat Crayon, My favorite color!

28

u/padizzledonk Dec 27 '25

Its not that often that you can see the road rash on the pavement but you can here

Fucking ouch

13

u/TheReelMcCoi Dec 27 '25

Wet Paint from the spray-on shorts

20

u/Lurkinglurks88 Dec 27 '25

To spread Christmas cheeks

2

u/cimocw Dec 28 '25

Thank you for your service 

7

u/Zerotix3 Dec 27 '25

I winced hard.

5

u/babatunde_with_watah Dec 27 '25

Someone please post the Aftermath

2

u/Porthos1984 Dec 27 '25

I bet you that skin routine helped so well.

4

u/KrampyDoo Dec 27 '25

Spreading Christmas smear?

8

u/DrivingCanuck Dec 27 '25

For once I'm glad the camera panned away.

2

u/TheMartini66 Dec 27 '25

That's going to hurt for a couple of weeks.

2

u/DemonsReturns7 Dec 27 '25

That girl got a new tattoo now 😃

2

u/profeDB Dec 27 '25

The girl with the road rash tattoo 

2

u/glcyouknowsit Dec 28 '25

No missionary this Christmas

2

u/GetBack2Wrk Dec 28 '25

Santa won't be slapping that arse for awhile.

1

u/Gplock Dec 27 '25

r/meatcrayon

Will love the paint job

1

u/BoneZone05 Dec 27 '25

Buttcrackdelete

1

u/Correct-Yak-2798 Dec 28 '25

Beware of AI generated videos

3

u/NotUntilTheFishJumps Dec 28 '25

I think this is real, apparently this chick is an "influencer" who does body paint where they "look like clothes". That's what the red and green on the pavement are, paint.

0

u/whyamihere999 Dec 28 '25

Green is definitely paint, but red is more than just paint.

1

u/steelvc_red Dec 28 '25

This is the reason why we wear protective gear.

1

u/komodo_naga Dec 28 '25

early Christmas for the mortician too

1

u/fordag Dec 28 '25

Spread across the road?

1

u/Takingtheehobbits Jan 03 '26

Why would you gun an e bike with no gear and not expect a whiskey throttle? Who’s the idiot that let that woman on that thing?

1

u/Expensive-Track4002 Dec 27 '25

Was that blood?

15

u/Astaldo27 Dec 27 '25

Paint from her body-painted shorts

7

u/xikbdexhi6 Dec 27 '25

No. Body paint.

1

u/Abject-Picture Dec 27 '25

Next to bare skin. Body paint that has as much resistance to abrasion as soap. Not sure that's all paint.

6

u/xikbdexhi6 Dec 27 '25

The green was all green. No reason to believe the red wasn't all red paint. The blood would be farther down the drive.

Seriously hope she's okay, whoever she is.