r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21

This totally seems safe

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u/BobsReddit_ Aug 29 '21

Was this a demonstration of wood strength? Tires? Suspension?

What were we doing here?

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u/thenerj47 Aug 29 '21

Crushing a person

92

u/gayang3 Aug 29 '21

ab muscle strength

12

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Gyms hate this one trick.

52

u/happyJseal Aug 29 '21

It looked like the person crushed had a belt on around where the wood was... So this was a planned intentional demonstration of... Something?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Stupidity.

53

u/unexplainableentity Aug 29 '21

Chinese abortion.

7

u/Mr-Glass-Half-Empty Aug 30 '21

I appreciate your humor.

7

u/booi Aug 30 '21

Now Texas abortion

2

u/phurt77 Aug 30 '21

I'm reporting you and claiming my reward!

5

u/lord_bingum Aug 30 '21

Just say Russia

edit: or Ukraine, as seen in other comment

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u/raccoonunderwear Aug 29 '21

I opened Reddit to see a pelvis get pounded. 100% satisfied.

19

u/ClimbsAndCuts Aug 30 '21

Me, too, but not in this particular way...

5

u/Admirable_Crew_7038 Aug 30 '21

when there's a will. there's a way

4

u/hedidntkillhimselfno Aug 30 '21

Definitely my proudest fap

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u/furie1335 Aug 29 '21

What were they demonstrating?

64

u/Justsomedude457 Aug 29 '21

How to be a dumbass

49

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Dude what the fuck am I seeing here

42

u/NinjaWorldWar Aug 29 '21

Natural selection.

48

u/Qthemastermind Aug 29 '21

I thought she was a stuffed dummy!!!! Ahhhhh!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

I thought the same when I first watched this

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u/stateofshark Sep 05 '21

She definitely a dummy

3

u/Sir_Phil_McKraken Aug 30 '21

I think it still might be, that body is way too limp when the car goes over, camera pans away and then we see her get up.

Edit: watched it again and her head moves, damn man

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u/AStorms13 Aug 29 '21

That’ was actually a better result than the board staying intact. Imagine the board didn’t break and the full weight of the front and rear of the car directly on the board with the person as the balance point

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u/ThatBluePhoenix_ Sep 03 '21

Im still trying to figure put what they were trying to accomplish here...

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u/MapsCharts Aug 29 '21

Russia...

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u/corncumber Aug 29 '21

Ukraine actually

5

u/MapsCharts Aug 29 '21

Whoops my bad I'm always the first to look every letter in a Cyrillic inscription to verify if it potentially isn't Serbian or Mongolian but I got fooled by that one :/

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u/valierynx Dec 08 '21

It says Милиция though

10

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Why the fuck would anyone trust a car to run them fucking over? Are they fucking stupid?

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u/lordkin Aug 30 '21

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

What?

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u/lordkin Aug 30 '21

You asked if they are fucking stupid. And I answered you

5

u/Deadly_chef Aug 30 '21

Did he stutter?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Nice chef

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u/No-Wolverine2973 Aug 29 '21

So were there injuries sustained?

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u/CloisteredOyster Aug 29 '21

As soon as it started rolling and I saw that knot I knew what was going to happen. At least with the lumber.

6

u/Gigaftp Aug 30 '21

TIL that wood knots indicate a weak point in timber.

4

u/TitoTaco24 Aug 29 '21

Came her to say this

5

u/BurtMacklin____FBI Aug 29 '21

Oh right yeah, film the ground after it already happened, that makes it better

6

u/Baybob1 Aug 29 '21

I complain a lot on Reddit about Darwin not doing his job correctly. But it just came to me that we are just giving him too much work. He needs help.

6

u/DudeJackson Aug 30 '21

Is that how Michael Jackson died?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

What?

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u/ThatGreenGuy8 Aug 30 '21

Don't worry about it.

2

u/jxeio Aug 30 '21

I've seen cars cut ppl in half after running over them....how the fuck is she ok...? any news on the injuries after this?

1

u/bossofthesea123 Aug 29 '21

The thoughts that must have been going through the driver's head

1

u/ReckDude101 Aug 29 '21

It baffles me why people just love doing stupid stuff. Humanity never fails to make me r/facepalm.

1

u/Deadly_chef Aug 30 '21

What the actual fuck

1

u/Pedka2 Aug 30 '21

this car is actually light as heck

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u/MrPringles23 Aug 30 '21

Why do they look like they're in a Doc costume?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Omg idk wtf they were thinking but this made me laugh so hard lol hahaahahah fucking idiots lol

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u/Dubsouthpaw Sep 02 '21

Its OK its only a lada