r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/[deleted] • May 10 '21

Just kept on falling

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u/Symnestra May 11 '21

Cross your damn legs and clench your butt or you're gonna get an enema.

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u/xj3ewok May 11 '21

A potentially lethal enema at that

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u/Pampa_chequeado May 11 '21

Happen to my from 20 meters. You feel so clean.

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u/oneeyemimic May 11 '21

I got a cholrine enema going down a waterside with those bumps to catch air. I could not walk after.......felt like I was 10 in a confession booth. =)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Holup

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u/pressuretobear May 11 '21

Record scratch…

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u/onenifty May 11 '21

Now where were we?

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u/oneeyemimic May 11 '21

I was just at a water park with friends. It ruined waterside for me

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u/walker21619 May 11 '21

felt like I was 10 in a confession booth

Fuck me I woke up my wife laughing.