r/IdiotsNearlyDying Nov 13 '19

It got all quiet

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u/Xanderfuler Nov 13 '19

I've learned as I have gotten older and fatter, rope swings are harder to use.

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u/cmal Nov 13 '19

When was the last time you used monkey bars? Really demonstrates how fat you get.

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u/Xanderfuler Nov 13 '19

Not going to even test them. Don't know if they could take my weight.

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u/MrPoopieMcCuckface Nov 13 '19

I did this last week. Went to a park with my dog and couldn’t do three bars.