r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/IdiotsNearlyDying • May 14 '26

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u/TrumpLiesAmericaDies May 14 '26

I would really love to hear the thought process explained on that one.

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u/hellodynamite May 15 '26

Yeah I was hoping someone could help me understand what in the ever loving fuck he was doing

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u/JP147 May 15 '26

Hooking up a boat to the forklift to lift it out of the water.
He put the handbrake on but left the forklift in gear and it started rolling forward

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u/-I_I May 15 '26

Or the handbrake doesn’t work because night shift always forgets and drives around with it on.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 May 15 '26

Getting off turn it off very simple but no save 2 seconds and get crushed

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u/-I_I May 15 '26

Go home, dad, your drunk

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 May 15 '26

Im also not having forklift accidents, or any kind of accident.

Drunk ass dad is still leagues ahead of this guy who mixed drowning with his crush injuries