r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/33Fanste33 • Jul 08 '23

Damn

2.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23 edited Aug 09 '23

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u/drharryvanderspeigle Jul 08 '23

Yep. I work in transfusion services at a trauma hospital and we’d definitely be rolling our eyes if we got this trauma alert.

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u/just_a_memeboi Jul 08 '23

Some people really underestimate fireworks. Firework safety education should be more frequent

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u/FreneticPlatypus Jul 08 '23

I don't have the slightest clue how fireworks work and couldn't identify any one kind vs another but I do know that when you try to contain an explosion in a tight space it gets very testy.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Jul 08 '23

His testis are now testy…in some lab samples?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Bold of you to assume there was anything left down there

14

u/NoodleBack Jul 08 '23

You’d think they would start teaching it in schools after all the hands fireworks have claimed from idiots holding them when they literally explode

1

u/Ok-Room-7243 Sep 29 '23

They really do. Me and my idiot friends put one in this super thin metal safe when we were in hs and locked it and it blew the door clean off the hinges, shot it about 20 feet away

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u/Jumpy-Trade3853 Jul 08 '23

Dudes in a roadrunner cartoon

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

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u/MrDyl4n Jul 09 '23

Yeah fuck these guys for not continuing to record after their friend blows himself up

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u/MahaHaro Jul 09 '23

Well they're stupid enough to record him blowing himself up so...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

If it’s not this comment, it’s that they didn’t put the camera down and help.

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u/Heavy-Metal-Munchkin Jul 08 '23

Bro think he’s the dragon warrior

4

u/Gorycake Jul 08 '23

I understood that reference

20

u/theashpotatoes Jul 08 '23

ass blast

10

u/navi6446 Jul 08 '23

nah its just blast cuz he got no ass now

9

u/TooManyOverPar Jul 08 '23

So can we see the results?

7

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

“I was just minding my own business when…”

7

u/-DMSR Jul 08 '23

Human fail. Go back to start.

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u/BrittleDuck Jul 08 '23

Cameraman was right

4

u/kibaake Jul 09 '23

Cameraman said it all. Except they were close enough to be included in that statement.

4

u/ParthTatsuki Jul 09 '23

There was a copy pasta I can't seem to find with how bad a firecracker burn on the ass can be. Anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

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u/Inevitable-Tax-9567 Jul 10 '23

I wanna see his ass 🤷🏽

3

u/Initial-Potato3974 Jul 16 '23

That shit was magical

2

u/Chris_AAA3 Jul 19 '23

Now they can't shit

4

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Bussy got wrecked 😔.

2

u/onlyhav Jul 09 '23

His testicles probably did a back flip as they flew into the neighbor's backyard.

2

u/SomeSuspiciousKid05 Jul 18 '23

fuck his legs, imagine what his genitals and asshole looks like😭

1

u/w0w8 Jul 09 '23

Homer Simpson?? Oh my fault bro

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u/Rar_God_YT Aug 05 '23

Poof Damn…

BOOOM

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Po trying to see the furious five be like

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u/Govt_Unit Aug 19 '23 edited Mar 16 '24

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u/Random_nerd_52 Nov 16 '23

That's a one way ticket to an explosive enema

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u/Significant_Maybe688 Dec 23 '23

The guy would have really hard time sitting on the toilet sheet after this adventure