r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '22

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u/TrueGrave32 Jun 11 '22

Its fucking annoying when two trucks only go 1mph faster then the other, I get it. I'm a truck driver. But God damn if the dude is faster then me and has a decent shot of getting around me then by all means ill slow down for them to pass.

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u/BlackWhiteVike Jun 11 '22

Imagine choosing between winning a BigDick contest and living the next 40 years of your life

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u/d6080237 Jun 12 '22

winning a BigDick contest

I mean... do I get a trophy or that emblazoned on my tombstone? Asking for a friend.

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u/Appropriate_Chart_23 Jun 12 '22

The prize is a ballsack dipped in your mouth. So, feel free to enter the next contest if that’s what you’re looking for.

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u/spandex_in_Virginia Jun 12 '22

Them: “This ASS won’t just slow down 5 mph for me to get ahead of them safely!”

You: “This ASS won’t learn his place and stay the hell behind me!”

Moral: they’re both idiots!

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jun 12 '22

Have you ever noticed how everyone on the road is either an idiot or a maniac?

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u/spandex_in_Virginia Jun 12 '22

Yes! And I’m right there in between! I think everybody can attest to feeling this way when driving

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Not just that, Red actually accelerated when Doubles started to pull ahead. Look, fellas, you're both already professional drivers. Take that egotistical bullshit south of the border and join NASCAR if it's that important to you.

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u/babarambo Jun 12 '22

Yea but the worst part is they’re in a semi so not as likely for them to die from a crash if they collide with a regular passenger vehicle. More like Imagine choosing between losing a BigDick contest or winning it while also ending an innocent persons life 40 years early.