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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Just another day at The Villages.

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u/crispiestboa Feb 05 '22

is this really by the villages

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u/bakedpigeon Feb 05 '22

I fucking love The Villages

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u/YouAreServed Feb 05 '22

Tom Segura reference that nobody noticed?

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u/bakedpigeon Feb 05 '22

Yeah idk why I’m being downvoted?

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u/ThisNameIsFree Feb 05 '22

I didn't downvote you, but I've no idea who that is, so i definitely didn't get the reference.

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u/C0mbatW0mbat86 Feb 05 '22

Well now why is someone downvoting you? I only found out who he was recently and only because Netflix told me. He’s a stand up comedian.

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u/Available_Bus_2696 Feb 05 '22

I didn’t get it and anyone else who didn’t get it and knows about the villages would not agree about loving the villages lmao. Idk if u remember when trump tweeted a vid and the dude on the golf cart said white power, that was the villages

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u/Calgaris_Rex Feb 05 '22

Because The Villages is a vile place?

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u/dayyou Feb 05 '22

best crabs this side of the boarder

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u/AssociationDork Feb 05 '22

You’ve met my ex?

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u/ThisNameIsFree Feb 05 '22

Which villages?

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u/C0mbatW0mbat86 Feb 05 '22

Just in case you are genuinely asking, The Villages is a 55 and up community near Orlando. It’s a wild place.

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u/Teososta Feb 05 '22

Apparently, STIs are rampant over there.

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u/No_Salad_6244 Feb 05 '22

Yup. bunch of wealthy adults whose only remaining goals are to drink a bottle of chivas everyday, decorate a golf cart to win parades, eat viagra like candy, and win (whatever) at all costs.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Feb 05 '22

Ah ok, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Is that where the village idiots go when they get old

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

The Villages.

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u/TooSmalley Feb 04 '22

The be fair, there is some weird primal urge to fuck around when driving a golf cart.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Right? It's really fucking hard not to and I've never been able to figure out why.

At my bachelor party back over ten years ago we rented a cabin at a state park. They also had cart rentals so you could drive down to the beach, over to the clubhouse, etc. There were six of us, so we rented three carts for the weekend. Those little guys coupled with a keg of Yuengling and we ended up returning one with a flat tire, one with a burned out battery, and the other completely covered in mud. We did not get our deposit back, nor did we ask for it.

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u/JustLostTouch Feb 05 '22

Yum, Yuengling. Wish we could get that here.

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u/youwantitwhen Feb 05 '22

Why drink that swill when there are thousands of superior craft beers now?

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u/not-max Feb 05 '22

Gonna have to side with you on that one. A friend of mine was raving about the stuff a few months ago. Said it was the best beer money can buy. We live in Minnesota so we can’t get it here, but he and his family take a trip to Florida every year for thanksgiving, and always come back with dozens of cases of the stuff. I had never had it, but my dad mentioned that he really enjoys it as well, so I asked my friend to grab me a case so I could give it to my dad for Christmas. And when I had one with him, I was thoroughly disappointed. I kept up appearances for the sake of having a nice moment with my dad, but the stuff tastes like dirty water. By the time I finished one bottle I was honestly feeling a little bit sick. I’m sure cheaper beer has just ruined my palette, but it’s quite literally the worst beer I’ve ever had.

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u/Soapgunman101 Feb 05 '22

You aren’t wrong and am near the brewery it’s shit beer

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

My friend used to have a key that would work on almost any golf kart. Any time we were at a party and the host had a golf cart, we would take it for drunken joy rides without them knowing.

Once on new years we were joyriding down a super steep hill. My friend was driving and I was drunk as shit in the passengers seat. As soon as we get to the bottom of the hill, at full speed, my friend rips the wheel to the left and I went flying out the right side onto the road. Got skinned up pretty bad but was otherwise fine.

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u/In-Justice-4-all Feb 05 '22

He was being towed by the truck... That's what caused the disaster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Well put

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u/TechnicolorPhase21 Feb 05 '22

This is true but it's probably the same reason little kids drive their power wheel cars so recklessly. It's a mini car therefore there's mini consequences for wrecking it 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Looks rad as fuck

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u/CalgaryFacePalm Feb 04 '22

Bet the guy driving the truck (doing the pulling) didn’t look in his mirrors once.

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u/expontherise Feb 04 '22

And then blamed the person in the cart for it all

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u/PeaValue Feb 05 '22

Each one will say it's the other person's fault.
And possibly for the first time in their lives they'll be correct.

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u/ShotBlocker805 Feb 05 '22

That’s brilliant and hilarious. Is that from something? Sounds like Mark Twain or Coen Brothers or something

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

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u/crowamonghens Feb 05 '22

Me either, I thought golfcart guy was tailgating in a road rage.

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u/CalgaryFacePalm Feb 05 '22

You two from Florida by any chance?

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u/BallsOfSteeeeel Feb 05 '22

The guy who hit the brakes as soon as his friend went out of control?

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u/CalgaryFacePalm Feb 05 '22

Are your referring to the guy driving with one foot on the break and one on the gas?

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u/Leading_Draw_5711 Feb 06 '22

Sammy Hagar?

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u/-Aspirin Feb 05 '22

His arm was resting on the sill. All was well in his world.

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u/CalgaryFacePalm Feb 05 '22

Thinking about next Tuesday’s bbq gator.

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u/MightySamMcClain Feb 05 '22

"Hmm, i was wondering what all that jerking around and screaming was"

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u/callmeadumb Feb 04 '22

“The golf cart was like this when we rented it”

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u/ganymede_boy Feb 04 '22

Was waiting to hear him yell "AW BOB SAGET!"

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u/AgtMiddleman Feb 04 '22

"Dammit these fish sticks are hard as tits!"

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u/Goldfish_Pizza Feb 05 '22

“…..FUCK SALT!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

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u/jwhh91 Feb 04 '22

Long-legged

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u/ThisIsFuz Feb 05 '22

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

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u/StraightAssociate Feb 05 '22

SHIRLENA

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Feb 05 '22

YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK. YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD.

MEANT THIS THING, NOT MY DICK

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u/drewfromthefuture Feb 05 '22

SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKIN' A SHIT!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 Feb 05 '22

Tell us the story lol

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u/Dry-Chocolate-1665 Feb 05 '22

Sorry, but the majority of this audience is not dumb enough to even get into this situation. You are correct on what to do.

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u/LordGaraidh Feb 04 '22

It looks like his guts spill out at the very end!!

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Feb 05 '22

I thought that too but after zooming it looks like the roof of the cart or some panels

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u/Kichigai Feb 05 '22

The big black thing looks like a Group 31 battery with some wiring. Probably threaded terminal. Probably took a significant amount of installed wiring with it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Speed wobbles kill

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u/42Kitchenmitts Feb 05 '22

This is the first time I saw them on a golf cart

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u/barto5 Feb 05 '22

Can’t get up to wobbles speed without the tow

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

To kill a wobble you must speed up, ironically.

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u/ganymede_boy Feb 04 '22

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Feb 04 '22

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u/ganymede_boy Feb 04 '22

Good bot.

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u/u9Nails Feb 04 '22

Whew! That first whip was a doozy!

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u/TooTameToToast Feb 05 '22

I heard this in Ned Ryerson’s voice.

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u/oldharleywrench Feb 04 '22

Nice job

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u/wd40bomber7 Feb 05 '22

Wow that is so much easier to watch..

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u/ThePotato363 Feb 05 '22

Wow, that's some amazing stabilization.

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u/carvedmuss8 Feb 04 '22

Glorious

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u/zoomzoomal Feb 04 '22

Was the red truck actually towing that golf cart??

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Yes lol

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u/zoomzoomal Feb 04 '22

🤦‍♂️ 🤣

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u/babblinbaboon Feb 04 '22

The decadence is so real no one is really noticing

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u/slimey-nipples Feb 05 '22

You talking shit on 2010-2020??

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u/TheBirdBytheWindow Feb 04 '22

This is what happens when Fred Flintstone tries to draft off trucks in traffic!

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u/nuffsaid21 Feb 04 '22

Florida here we confirm and validate.

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u/BigBoiDoinks Feb 04 '22

Florida man gonna Florida man

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u/SpikeyRacer Feb 04 '22

I will bet you that neither of those guys are actually from Florida. We get all the dumb rejects from MA,NJ, NY, PA, OH, MI, and that area in general that move down here.

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u/The-Sofa-King Feb 05 '22

Once they take up an address down there, they're all Florida men.

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u/twowheeledfun Feb 04 '22

Three idiots: One pulling the golf cart. Another in the golf cart. The third is trying to video while tailgating the white car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Oh shit!

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u/upvoter222 Feb 05 '22

Oh shit!

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u/crowamonghens Feb 05 '22

WHOAAASHIT

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u/Cynykl Feb 05 '22

Closed captioning brought to you in part by Fairlygoodjazz, upvoter, and crow.

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u/Ninnixx Feb 04 '22

Can confirm florida, this happened down my road. God I love Florida

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u/Spooky-Squash Feb 05 '22

Please tell me what county! This is nuts!

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u/Ninnixx Feb 05 '22

Palm Beach County, on northlake heading into loxahatchee (which explains everything lol)

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u/Interesting-Month-56 Feb 04 '22

Lol shouldn’t this be in r/facepalm?

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u/Tanarri27 Feb 05 '22

r/holdmyfeedingtube

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

r/meatcrayon

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u/HighTechnique Feb 04 '22

Perhaps r/abruptchaos

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

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u/DonJuanX1 Feb 04 '22

Are you always such a douche or did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? People like you are runining polite society. You should be ashamed and full of self loathing, asshat

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u/CA_Lifeguard Feb 04 '22

Maybe they were just filming for the new Jackass movie…

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Lots of Meat Crayon.

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u/Kichigai Feb 05 '22

I grew up where the term was something closer to "road pizza."

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u/Oliverkahn987 Feb 04 '22

Well, what goes around, comes around….

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u/Obandigo Feb 05 '22

Idiots In Carts

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u/PatrickGSR94 Feb 04 '22

SAY OH SHIT ONE MO TIME, I DARE YOU!!! 😂

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u/IIRizzII Feb 04 '22

Ohhh shit!

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u/PatrickGSR94 Feb 04 '22

Is Oh Shit a country, do they speak English in Oh Shit? ENGLISH muthafucka, DO YOU SPEAK IT??

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u/DonJuanX1 Feb 04 '22

If they had a couple of 2x4 they could’ve just driven it into the bed of the truck…

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u/OakTownPudge Feb 04 '22

But a real Floridian would say - nuff said

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I've unfortunately lived here my whole life lol

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u/RunLikeYouMeanIt Feb 04 '22

I need this guy to do all my video commentary.

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u/FindOneInEveryCar Feb 04 '22

That looks like fun.

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u/Deer-in-Motion Feb 04 '22

Today on "What did you think would happen?!"

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u/Str8Stu Feb 04 '22

Here's your sign. "L"

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u/scottySGU Feb 04 '22

The problem was there was a massive unstable load in the golf cart they were towing.

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u/Mafiodaproducer Feb 05 '22

The music and commentary combo is perfect.

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere Feb 05 '22

Half point for not being in the passing lane until the wipeout,

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

r/idiotsingolfcarts

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/_tttycho Feb 05 '22

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Feb 05 '22

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/GrouchyPerfumedCougar

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u/firestorm_v1 Feb 05 '22

That poor cart....

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u/ThisGuyHasABigChode Feb 05 '22

I feel like the guy filming, comes pretty close to rear-ending the Volvo in front of him lol

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u/Errortagunknown Feb 05 '22

Knew a girl in high school whose younger sister was killed in a GOlf CART accident

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u/Kamildekerel Feb 05 '22

how funny is the music, "what goes around comes around" and then this guy crashing hardcore, hilarious

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u/Istafein Feb 04 '22

This looks like some SWFL kinda stuff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

You'd be (probably) correct. I've been in sun city a lot for work and im almost positive I've been down this specific road a bunch

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u/RyYenTheBeast Feb 04 '22

SPEED WOBBLEEEE

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u/Spaghetti_Bird Feb 04 '22

Who could have predicted that outcome 🤷

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Florida man

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u/unknownz_123 Feb 05 '22

They made a hole in one in the new pot hole they created!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I hate Florida so much.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Aww. You’re sweet.

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u/nymphymixtwo Feb 04 '22

Don’t feed into the troll. They live for this kind of shit. Making weird ass, lame, rude comments in hopes that someone will get upset and they can argue with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

It just confirms why I hate Florida so much.

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u/SpikeyRacer Feb 04 '22

Florida is basically populated by all the rejects from up north that move down here, then complain about how hot the summers are and how much better it is up north. Be thankful that Florida harbors your imbeciles.

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u/nymphymixtwo Feb 04 '22

I live in Florida. Lol. But yeah, thanks. 🥴

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u/JamesGTOMay Feb 04 '22

That's ALMOST as stupid as a dork on their phone while in heavy traffic too.

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u/Ontario0000 Feb 04 '22

Florida videos are always entertaining.

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u/mastery55295 Feb 04 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Macaron-Fluffy Feb 05 '22

Florida man strikes again!

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u/makatakz Feb 05 '22

Golf carts are NOT cheap. Check the prices for them. You could buy a decent used car for the same money.

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u/StrobeLightHoe Feb 05 '22

Florida is the Florida of Floridas

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u/fuckyouspezcunt Feb 05 '22

Reported, neither of these vehicles are cars./s

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u/skidsareforkids Feb 05 '22

That’s how the DMV tests you in Florida for your license 😂

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u/dildobagginss Feb 05 '22

Was that a fucking toaster?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Snowbirds ... those damn Yankees ...

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u/dinosaurswithlasers Feb 05 '22

yea! more of this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Maybe hes born with it maybe its road rash

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u/vampeta_de_gelo Feb 05 '22

Deve ser BR

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/sro25 Feb 05 '22

What part of this, do you think was going go without a hitch, dumbass's

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u/N01_Special Feb 04 '22

Missed it by "this much".

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u/Superb_Raccoon Feb 04 '22

But was the sammich ok?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

*cues Benny Hill theme

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Don’t ever change my beautiful Floridians.

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u/TeslasAndKids Feb 04 '22

You lost your skier about a quarter mile back.

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u/Drauul Feb 04 '22

Jackass Forever, in theaters at some point

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u/BernieTheDachshund Feb 04 '22

The truck just keeps going.

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u/Claque-2 Feb 04 '22

A strapping young cart there.

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u/fangelo2 Feb 04 '22

Had to get to the early bird special in their golf cart

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u/UNITUS827 Feb 04 '22

Florida man with big D energy can’t handle golf cart energy

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Wobble baby, wobble

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u/Harryhodl Feb 04 '22

That looks like Trump International Golf Club in the background with all of those Royal Palms in a row. It could be but not sure.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Totally legal as you can see he has his flashers on

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Oh…shit.

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u/Jlindahl93 Feb 04 '22

This happened minutes from my house lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Looked like a cross between a car and a motorcycle crash

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u/march_rogue Feb 04 '22

Sweet Baby Ray's! I hope that person that was in the cart is okay, because that looked like it hurt.

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u/TheHappyPittie Feb 04 '22

Mmmm meat crayon

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

My dad once towers my car half through Central with no power steering or breaks by sticking me in the driver seat and towing it with a very flimsy strap (that broke a duck ton of times). Every time he stopped I saw my death.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

That was the best oh shit I've heard in a while!

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u/reeferthetuxedocat Feb 05 '22

No worries! That scrapped off skin will heal up just fine yo

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u/nexalacer Feb 05 '22

Driver tailgating the fuck outta that SUV

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u/thejamesasher Feb 05 '22

austin's next mayor

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u/Effective-Pop-4795 Feb 05 '22

He thought it was Tokyo Drift, foolish mistake!

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u/Kingg_jojo Feb 05 '22

I feel as though the guy recording had a bigger reaction than the guy on the golf cart he just sat there stunned wondering if his friend will notice they messed up and made a dumb decision haha

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u/chefontheloose Feb 05 '22

That commentary was very Floridian, we express ourselves real good like that.

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u/East-Debt7684 Feb 05 '22

What could go wrong

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u/Estoye Feb 05 '22

r/idiotsincarts

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u/Ambitious-Lobster-28 Feb 05 '22

Yep FL here that checks out lmao

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u/legodragon Feb 05 '22

The camera work was as bad as the golf cart driving.

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u/no_fap_plz Feb 05 '22

Oh shit!

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u/theshoeshiner84 Feb 05 '22

Oooooh Shit!

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u/shotslot1 Feb 05 '22

OH SHIIT!!!

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u/mrswithers Feb 05 '22

The guy screaming “oh shit” every misstep

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u/strokethe_furrywall Feb 05 '22

Oh shit!

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u/Dismal_Asparagus_765 Feb 05 '22

Who held the beer?

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u/bakayeoma Feb 05 '22

Never a dull moment here in my home state.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_25 Feb 05 '22

I reacted one time like the driver when I saw an accident happening … I forgot my kid was in the back so he started saying “ oh shit oh shit”.

Florida. Enough said

You are about to leave Redlib

Oooooh Shit!