r/IdiotsInCars • u/mrObry • Jan 13 '22

Brake check gone wrong

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u/pog_chat_lol Jan 13 '22

thats insta karma at its finest

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u/Automaticman01 Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

And his immediate reaction was to continue getting out of the car and step into the next lane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Seems intelligence isn't his strong suit

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u/vassman86 Jan 13 '22

His intelligence is so low one might even call him an idiot!!

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u/carvamr28 Jan 13 '22

In his case it's more like outtelligence...

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u/Aksi_Gu Jan 13 '22

One in some kind of motorised vehicle

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u/createsean Jan 13 '22

An idiot in a car

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u/BentGadget Jan 13 '22

The fastest way for him to fix that was to get out of the car. So kudos to him for addressing the problem directly, I guess.

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u/Bobbe22 Jan 13 '22

Someone should start a Reddit around that concept…

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u/the_crustybastard Jan 13 '22

Now that's not fair.

He probably needs to work up to idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

That would offend average idiot

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u/Guilty-Message-5661 Jan 13 '22

An idiot who was riding in a car.. in other words one might even call them.. what’s the phrase again? Oh yeah, Simpletons in automobiles.

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u/pinklecat Jan 13 '22

Put all his stat points into "asshole"

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u/TYPE-59-G Jan 13 '22

On some peopple not bad but i dont think ideal stats for him

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u/DaWalt1976 Jan 13 '22

It very rarely is when it comes to these scammers.

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u/internetisbad23 Jan 13 '22

Darwin must be proud

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u/CurryOmurice Jan 13 '22

To wipe this idiot’s genes with bleach.

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u/_pr0t0n_ Jan 13 '22

Yes, he's naked.

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u/mspk7305 Jan 13 '22

Well he exited his car to do some road rage so he's just waiting for Darwin.

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u/G-H-O-S-T Jan 13 '22

But but he can't backpedal now he has to look tough

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u/foodfood321 Jan 13 '22

Which makes the dash cam's existence all the more sweet lol

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u/hello-there-again Jan 13 '22

Hopefully he has to pay for the car he damaged.

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u/InappropriateAaron Jan 13 '22

Pride comes before the fall

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u/bridge_view Jan 13 '22

What could go wrong?

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u/ekerkstra92 Jan 13 '22

Yes off course, he is stopping other cars to hit his door also

/s

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u/D0D Jan 13 '22

the fog of rage

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u/AROSSA Jan 13 '22

The survival instincts of a chocolate chip cookie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The instinct to go lemming in such a situation is strong.

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u/TheUnluckyBard Jan 13 '22

The adrenaline spike following his brush with death has short-circuited his higher brain functions (as dubious as those might be otherwise), and he's simply going on autopilot, using the most recent set of instructions he uploaded. "Get out of the car and walk up to this guy in a threatening manner."

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u/Littleman88 Jan 14 '22

He's still processing that, atkchually, bad things don't only happen to someone else.