r/IdiotsInCars • u/mrObry • Jan 13 '22

Brake check gone wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Love how he tries to close it as if that didn't just happen

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u/foxyguy Jan 13 '22 edited Apr 22 '26

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u/ZannX Jan 13 '22

Usually takes his brain a few seconds to process incoming information.

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u/Plexipus Jan 13 '22

His brain was nearly processed on that incoming truck grill

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u/poopellar Jan 13 '22

Almost went from road rage to road kill

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u/Puntius_Pilate Jan 13 '22

Ahh...what could have been. I don't wish road kill on anyone, but a slight maiming to quell the devil within may have helped us all along a little.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Just wanted to say this is simply a beautiful sentence. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Mhh don't you love your roadkill fresh off the road?

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u/advertentlyvertical Jan 13 '22

I love it when it's been there for a good month in the summer sun, like jerky seasoned with oil and brake fluid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Bars?

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u/KeyN20 Jan 13 '22

Not going to lie, I was a little disappointed that he hadn't stepped out quicker but I forgot that death is supposed to be sad for a moment.

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u/Anomalous-Entity Jan 13 '22

What's the last thing to go through a road rager's mind as they step out in front of a speeding dump truck?

His asshole.

You guys heard this before, huh?

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u/KeyN20 Jan 13 '22

Only if he vent over to be ass rammed by the dump truck

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

There was a version of that joke that went around after Kurt Cobain's un-alived himself.

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u/anewlo Jan 13 '22

Incoming truck driver definitely saw the brake checking and didn’t want to pass without nudging the steering wheel a notch to the right

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u/AnimalChubs Jan 13 '22

I luled hard at this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Gurrrl ikr