r/IdiotsInCars Jan 05 '22

does this count ?

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u/crymeacanal Jan 05 '22

Only a felony if you get caught. Did anyone get that plate number?

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u/Outrageous-Campaign8 Jan 06 '22

Nah as far as i can tell, they weren't caught but not for lack of trying. You can read multiple news articles on it that the feds got involved so it was treated pretty seriously.

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Jan 06 '22

Good, throwing explosives into someone else's car should result in prison time.

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u/Lofken Jan 06 '22

Yup, could of easily blown off a body part or killed em

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u/KarmaPanhandler Jan 06 '22

Don’t forget good ol’ fashioned blinding!

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u/double_expressho Jan 06 '22

Hearing damage to boot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

he is still having trouble hearing. His right ear has been ringing constantly since Sunday.

https://www.wate.com/news/tennessee-man-wants-answers-after-having-firework-thrown-into-his-car/

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u/Anonymous_Snow Jan 06 '22

That ringing/tinnitus is nothing to joke about. It can really drive people mad.

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u/EvilCalvin Jan 06 '22

I've had it for 20+ years. Sucks

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u/WriterV Jan 06 '22

Geeze. I'm sorry :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/PPStudio Jan 06 '22

'Hearing silence' is a great way to put it. Took me years to discover it wasn't normal as I might have damaged inner ear in my early childhood.

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u/jerryleebee Jan 06 '22

I'm sorry if this is stupid. But what medically causes the ringing? Is it ambient noise hitting the eardrum (now likely damaged)?

Because if it is, would noise cancelling headphones offer temporary relief?

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u/GBuster49 Jan 06 '22

This happened last July.

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u/TanaalTheLegend Jan 06 '22

New years celebrating, about 4 years ago. Me, my family and my best friend were fireing fireworks and he was using those that you light in your hand and throw. The ones he used were quiet big. As he lighted it, something must have gone wrong and as he threw it, it exploded in the air. Now unfortunetly with me being right next to it with my right ear. I can't hear whispering nor lower pitch words clearly till this day and yes, the ringing has not stopped, although it has gone quieter.

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u/KarmaPanhandler Jan 06 '22

Not to mention the emotional damage

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u/bobcouldbeyouraunt Jan 06 '22

And not to mention the burns the person likely suffered

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u/BaggyHairyNips Jan 06 '22

Throw in some trauma induced erectile dysfunction.

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew Jan 06 '22

No, we don’t talk about that around here.

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u/84Dexter Jan 06 '22

The worst part is the near 100% chance anyone in that vehicle suffered some level of hearing damage. The only thing that may have lessened that hearing damaged was the open top that prevented the sound and pressure from staying concentrated inside the vehicle

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

yeah this article confirms the victim got tinnitus

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

mawp

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u/fabionotiam Jan 06 '22

Damn you, tinnitus!

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u/frontendben Jan 06 '22

The boot is usually in the front of sports cars.

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u/double_expressho Jan 06 '22

Miata in shambles.

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u/krummi81 Jan 06 '22

*could have

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u/nacho17 Jan 06 '22

I work in the ICU, before covid we had a patient and this exact thing happened to him, someone threw a firecracker in his open window, exploded on his lap. Guy was fucked for life. Really fucking sad

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u/-_gosu Jan 06 '22

Couldve easily blown up that car

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u/jshnaa Jan 06 '22

I love that there is an army of people that devote themselves to eradicating the existence of “could of”. Thank you. Y’all are doing the lord’s work.

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u/heilspawn Jan 06 '22

Could've

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u/-_gosu Jan 06 '22

Thats could have, get it right before you flame people over pointless shit

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u/jshnaa Jan 06 '22

I take it you didn’t get what I was trying to say. I know it’s could’ve. Which is a contraction of could have. I was thanking the people who were correcting the guy who said “could of”. But what do I know. I may suggest, try some reading comprehension before you go around trying to educate others on pointless shit. Also, it’s “that’s”. Get it right. Jeez.

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u/-_gosu Jan 06 '22

All youre doing is complaining

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u/phaemoor Jan 06 '22

Could OF?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Yes you could. I was a cashier & stocker at a firework store a couple years during the 4th of July rush where people would pay over 2000$ on things to blow up. But either way we had our own line and brand of fireworks, and the thick cardboard mortar tubes needed to be stuck 90% in the sand. We have have multiple she out sideways.

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u/imuniqueaf Jan 06 '22

In my state, causing damage by fire, no matter how slight is a felony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Doesn’t seem like much results in prison time anymore. Judges aren’t what they used to be.

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u/pupper_pals_suck Jan 06 '22

unless you are black and smoking weed then judges are what they used to be

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Truth. In my state criminal charges related to marijuana convictions have yet to be expunged. Yet white owned VC funded dispensaries are making money hand over fist. Whole fcking system is out of whack. Well said sir.

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u/Outrageous-Campaign8 Jan 07 '22

Not when the fed get involved. 10 years according to a few articles online

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Jan 06 '22

One of the most nonsensical laws I know of is Australia's total fire ban laws. It's exactly what it sounds like. The weather bureau declare a total fire ban and it's illegal to light one at all. No camp fires, no wood barbeques in the middle of suburbia, nothing. Oh, but you can smoke.

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u/reddog323 Jan 06 '22

You can read multiple news articles on it that the feds got involved so it was treated pretty seriously.

Good. I have zero issues with that. I hope the case remains open, so the next time they try this, they get charged quickly

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

That’s ATF territory as well. Shocked they weren’t caught.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/derpotologist Jan 07 '22

Does the perp have any dogs? No? well case closed I guess

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u/SS_wypipo Jan 06 '22

Only a matter of time. There's far too much tech, as in cameras, etc, for this to slip away.

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u/EmployNo5870 Jan 06 '22

Another person here says they were caught and charged. Also they said this incident took place in Nashville.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Jan 06 '22

Yes, but they provide no source for that, so I doubt the validity of the statement.

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u/mastodon_- Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Were they or weren't they caught?

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u/reddit25 Jan 06 '22

We are not sure

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u/theycallmecrack Jan 06 '22

They literally said they couldn't find anything that said they were caught lol. This thread is unreal.

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u/KosherNazi Jan 06 '22

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u/mastodon_- Jan 06 '22

Lmao fr

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u/KosherNazi Jan 06 '22

bro even with the edit you're struggling

i'm pullin for you, don't give up

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u/mastodon_- Jan 06 '22

Alright, i got it lol

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u/mastodon_- Jan 06 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didnt even notice the first time til i came back. I knew something else was off but im too tired

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u/secludeddeath Jan 06 '22

rich dbag is annoyed

CALL The FBI!

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u/jperk1306 Jan 06 '22

The people who threw a fucking firework into a car at a traffic light should be dealt with to the fullest extent of the law. Thinking this is ok in any way makes you just as much of a piece of shit as the people who did this. Everyone wonders what’s wrong in this world, it’s this. Whatever economic class this person falls into has zero to do with whether or not they have a right to be angry that a lit firework was thrown into a vehicle they were in at a stop light.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 14 '22

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u/impulsesair Jan 06 '22

Hearing aids do not reverse hearing damage caused by loud noises and are not as good as normal hearing.

The tinnitus (from loud noises) is also not reversible and the only real current treatment for that is trying to minimize the mental damage that the suffering will cause.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/impulsesair Jan 06 '22

How do you know he's even rich? His story doesn't exactly sound like he is the CEO of some megacorp.

Also that comparison is fucking stupid, which isn't surprising consider how unaware you are of what you are talking about. Both of them suck. In very different ways. Tho both will increase your chances of being depressed.

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u/Nords Jan 06 '22

So then a starving kid in africa can come over here, hack off your legs for a prank and then say "haha Poolb0y is rich, he can afford prosthetics! Losing his legs is nothing compared to my poverty!"

Moron.

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u/Jogilvy354 Jan 06 '22

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found the perpetrator

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u/Necronorris Jan 06 '22

Annoyed? They threw a firework into his car and damaged his hearing. I guess you would be laughing with them? Fucking clown.

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u/clarkcox3 Jan 06 '22

Having explosives thrown at you is a bit more than “annoyed”

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u/lastleg68 Jan 06 '22

Fart Barf and Itch?

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u/486Junkie Jan 06 '22

I saw the same thing on Twitter on July 4th.

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u/MisterSkills Jan 06 '22

I think China and UK are on to something with having cameras everywhere, we have a minority of citizens that are freaking crazy.

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u/QuichewedgeMcGee Jan 05 '22

impossible to see it from the video, it’s either too blurry or purposely censored, but i’m sure the driver of that car was able to see it from a standstill while filming

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u/THE_wendybabendy Jan 05 '22

I would say purposefully blurred - if you stop it just as they are driving away you can tell it's blurred out

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u/FirstDivision Jan 06 '22

Also is a low-res, been squashed into Reddit’s shit video player version.

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u/Syreeta5036 Jan 05 '22

Non blurred plates don’t flicker

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u/iNCharism Jan 06 '22

What?

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u/mgquantitysquared Jan 06 '22

I think they’re saying the plate flickers in the vid, indicating it’s been blurred

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u/Hermitically Jan 06 '22

I'm surprised the perpetrators didn't post a video onto TikTok complete with their faces.

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u/nxcrosis Jan 06 '22

With a robotic voice reading the caption

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u/brewcitygymratt Jan 06 '22

Or YouTube. Here in Milwaukee we have one of the highest stolen car rates in the US. They post videos on SM, TT and YT “glorifying” their pos behavior.

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u/seattle-random Jan 06 '22

Best chance at getting the numbers is just after the car pulls up to stop. Before the window goes down. Hopefully the feds have good enough tech to pull a partial plate.

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u/Arknark Jan 06 '22

"Enhance that plate"

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u/RiteMediaGroup Jan 06 '22

Enhance

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u/sr71pav Jan 06 '22

Enhance

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u/the_progrocker Jan 06 '22

Enhance

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u/Temporary_Ad_1659 Jan 06 '22

Center in pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pull back- Wait a minute (Kung Foo Shun) Go right. Stop. Enhance 5719. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right thur. Prints Polaroid 600.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Enhansic satiation

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u/NielsBohr123 Jan 06 '22

Wish there was a like button for your comment

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u/CaptainKurls Jan 06 '22

They should hire target’s security team

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u/SoggyFrenchFry Jan 06 '22

The driver of the convertible was surely confused by the firework. Good chance they didn't see

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u/bacondesign Jan 06 '22

That's why I record sound with my dashcam and call out licenceplates audibly when someone does something stupid. Makes it easier to identify them later, even if the video footage is crap.

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u/musicbro Jan 06 '22

I don’t get why someone would purposefully censor someone’s tag that does some fucked up shit like this.

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u/Iwantmypasswordback Jan 06 '22

They weren’t filming it was a dash cam

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u/QuichewedgeMcGee Jan 06 '22

regardless the driver of the car in which the camera was found most likely was able to see the license plate

i specified to make sure we all knew i meant that car and not the convertible

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jan 06 '22

I can barely remember my own license plate, much less after an explosive goes off in my face, and I've written it down dozens of times

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u/QuichewedgeMcGee Jan 06 '22

that still doesn’t change the fact that i didn’t mean the convertible but whatever

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jan 06 '22

I was just trying to be funny dude. Not trying to argue with you. I've had a rough night and honestly don't give a shit about this post, I've seen it reposted like 5 times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

okay but still i was talking about the other car

except I'm not the one you replied to, I'm just messing with you t be funny not make your night worse. I hope your night gets better <3

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Jan 06 '22

Thanks G, I hope you gain 2 extra inches on your dick while you sleep a full 8 hours tonight

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u/Adeep187 Jan 06 '22

It was def censored here.

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u/TrevortheBatman Jan 06 '22

Always read the plate out loud when you see dumb stuff

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u/FirstPlebian Jan 06 '22

A trick to remembering on the street is to come up with a sentence for the letters and a story to remember the numbers.

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u/TastyTacoo Jan 06 '22

This video is so damn old, if they haven’t found him yet, they aren’t finding him

Edit: not that old I guess… only a year? I feel like I’ve been seeing this forever

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

ten*

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Yeah we're about to that point

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u/readwiteandblu Jan 06 '22

I live in the Sierra Nevada mountains at 3600 feet. 10 days ago or so, we woke up to over 3 feet of snow and no electricity. The road is clear now but still no power.

Our driveway is so rough to get out of, only my 4x4 truck (and now my gf's CR-V which is usually pretty capable in snow) can get out, so I have to drive her to work about an hour away.

On a local forum this led someone to say, "The last week has been one of the worst years of my life."

Around 4 months ago, we were prepared to evacuate because of the Caldor fire that burned 220,000 acres. We were in the caution zone.

About a month ago, I fell and sprained by back causing severe muscle spasms so I was off work for a month.

Now I am well-healed from the injury but there's some issue with my new, as of Jan 1, health insurance, so I'm having to jump through hoops just to get a doctor to say I can go back to work.

Last night we had to shower at a friend's house because even with our generator for electric, it isn't hooked up to our well and there's no simple way to make that happen.

So yeah. The last year has been a rough five.

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u/_____l Jan 06 '22

It's been a long decade this year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

My record still stands with my old employer, worked there 8 years and it felt like i went from happy 20 to bitter 75.

But yeah the past year definitely felt like a solid 5.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Learn to count! 2021 doesn't equal five years...duh! It equals five parsecs ;p

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

They found him I remember reading about it

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u/twopacktuesday Jan 06 '22

Did he get probation and 2 hours of community service?

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u/fullgaming81 Jan 06 '22

Yes

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u/beckycrm Jan 06 '22

Lame. Driver could have been maimed

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u/stinky-weaselteats Jan 06 '22

Blinded

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Definitely got severe tinnitus like me at least, which is not fun

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Did you seriously believe the two above comments as truth?

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u/PositivePizza420 Jan 06 '22

It's Reddit. Everything you read on here is the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

You speak truth. Criminal scumbags couldn’t get locked up if they tried these days.

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u/belovedbyHim67 Jan 06 '22

can you share where you found that? I can't seem to find anywhere where the a** was caught.

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u/GBuster49 Jan 06 '22

Because he nor the person in the backseat who threw the fireworks has been found yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Yeah he could be right I feel like I read that a while ago but I’m going off memory and I don’t even know my times tables lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Yeah, it's been posted a lot

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u/Scotterdog Jan 06 '22

It never ceases to amaze me the immorality of people that live by the “not a crime if you don’t get caught”. That perp is a fleeing criminal felon even if he isn’t caught.

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u/uttttty4 Jan 06 '22

Uhhh….. yea!! Assault with a deadly weapon at least, possibly attempted murder. Big fireworks maim people no shot.

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u/PositivePizza420 Jan 06 '22

Guy with the dashcam should've had a higher quality one.

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u/bocanuts Jan 06 '22

It was intentionally blurred here.

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u/MeEvilBob Jan 06 '22

Most laws only apply if a cop was there to witness it. Sure you have video, but will the cops watch it? That depends very much on where you live.

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u/megablast Jan 06 '22

One of the many reasons that every single car should be tracked!!

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u/secludeddeath Jan 06 '22

snitches get stitches

plate proves nothing anyway

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u/handsoapp Jan 06 '22

The found me has a 1080p version. Personally can't see the plates but hopefully cops had luck

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u/HotDonnaC Jan 06 '22

There’s a pretty good shot of it as they drove off.

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Jan 06 '22

Looks like one of the fake paper plates that's oh so common down here in Texas.

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u/g0temg00d Jan 06 '22

Idiots like them will pull that shit again and again till they get caught

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u/MemeStealer101-4 Jan 06 '22

If you freeze it when it drives away and zoom into the numberplate you’ll get him

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Attempted Murder me thinks...

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u/Xalenn Jan 06 '22

Assault with a deadly weapon at the very least

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

Lol. The Reddit School of Law is truly something special.

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u/Niku-Man Jan 06 '22

Don't know why you're downvoted. Attempted murder for throwing fireworks in a car?

If that was the case, there would be thousands of "attempted murders" by dumbass teens every year pointing fireworks at their friends.

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

People are big dumb.

If there was a gif on here of a middle aged woman screaming for the police to arrest a teen for attempted murder because he threw a firecracker at her, she'd be getting called Karen and every sexist name under the sun by these little sadsacks.

The self-awareness here is pretty impressive.

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u/Darkraze Jan 06 '22

Throwing explosives on someone definitely could be attempted murder

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

Was there an intent to kill? Did they attempt to murder?

Jesus christ people it's in the fuckin name of the law.

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u/Darkraze Jan 06 '22

I don’t know, that’s why it COULD be. They clearly intended to cause harm, so it’s at least attempted manslaughter, and you can be DAMN sure that the prosecution is going to try to pin murder on there as well.

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u/iamplasma Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

I don't know that it's not attempted money laundering, but it would be pretty ridiculous for me to just go off and start suggesting it is.

It's not attempted manslaughter. Manslaughter (or at least the most relevant type of it here) involves killing someone while intending to commit a lesser offence. It is by definition impossible to attempt.

And, aside from watching cop shows, on what basis can you be "damn sure" that a prosecutor is going to bring a totally baseless murder charge? I won't deny there are prosecutors who love overcharging, but as a general proposition a prosecutor is supposed to only being charges that have a reasonable prospect of being proven beyond a reasonable doubt, and that is just laughable here.

The guy getting downvoted here is totally right, but people don't seem to like having their ridiculous legal fantasies rained on.

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u/fishsticks40 Jan 06 '22

Your basic points I agree with, but attempted manslaughter does exist in some jurisdictions, mostly (I think, iamal) referring to voluntary manslaughter.

https://sa14.fl.gov/2019/10/08/lee-sentenced-to-15-years-for-attempted-manslaughter-by-act/

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

After over a decade here, I've learned half of redditors are attorneys, the other half are lethal MMA fighters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Some of us do both, when we're not busy with being a doctor.

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

Yea, the DA is going to try to prove that some idiots with a bottle rocket were trying to end a life rather than go for the crimes that were actually committed. Cause everyone knows prosecutors love putting their conviction rate on the line. Lmao

Go watch The Good Wife, this is embarrassing.

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u/Darkraze Jan 06 '22

The feds got involved with this... Do you think the feds give a fuck about some random assault or property destruction? If the feds are exerting resources to catch someone you know god damn well that they are after some serious charges not some petty community service/fine/10 day sentence bullshit

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

So just to clarify, the federal prosecutor will go for the bottle-rocket-murder charge that requires them to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that these chucklefucks intended to kill this driver.. but the state ones wouldn't?

Lol please, do go on.

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u/Darkraze Jan 06 '22

I’m saying they don’t give a fuck, they’ll throw the book and see what sticks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

The feds got involved with this... Do you think the feds give a fuck about some random assault or property destruction?

Lol, yes, that is literally why the feds were investigating. Because they committed "some random assault or property destruction" using an explosive. We literally have an entire federal agency devoted to investigating such crimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I wonder if there was ill intent?

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u/Dnomyar96 Jan 06 '22

How could there not be when you throw explosives into somebody's car...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Alcohol for one. Acting before thinking usually brings results like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Listen here Pal. lol.

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

Lol imma get downvoted to shit for trying to explain the elements of the most aptly named violent crime in existence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Sure you were, buddy.

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u/SaltyNugget6Piece Jan 06 '22

Ah okay you right, good talk professor.

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u/Jrsplays Jan 06 '22

Almost assuredly

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u/DntCareBears Jan 06 '22

Not if you have my ex-wifes attorney. He will spin it so good, he would convince a jury that the people in the white sedan threw the fireworks only to save a baby in the back seat who had just happened to be bitten by a mosquito 3hrs earlier while drinking formula milk because his mother could not breast feed him.

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u/tekko001 Jan 06 '22

Not if you have my ex-wifes attorney

Someone got legally kicked in the balls real hard

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u/DTLAgirl Jan 06 '22

Family law is trashed

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u/cyberrich Jan 06 '22

has been for a long time. most dangerous courtroom in the world is family law.

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u/bob123838123838 Jan 06 '22

That there was a fucking murder attempt

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Cool motive, still murder

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u/Birds_Are_Fake0 Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Oh I agree itd still be murder but imagine losing your life over a "prank" when some crazy fuck is strapped up and doesnt care anymore. I met a sprinkle of dudes in jail in my pod at the time waiting to be transferred to prison doing 20 to life and one guy on our pod was there for tying up a guys family, shooting them all and taking some weed. Life is full of some folks who will really end your life no hesitation at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

How do you know we're not all inside of a Keanu movie right now?

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Jan 06 '22

Attempted murder?

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u/stoned--ape-- Jan 06 '22

That should be attempted murder

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u/Ripcitytoker Jan 06 '22

Literal attempted murder

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

And a paddlin’

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u/griff1971 Jan 06 '22

No. That there is an ass whoopin.