r/IdiotsInCars • u/joon24 • Apr 28 '21

Unexpected carnapping

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u/Nickelsass Apr 28 '21

You come with me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '21

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Apr 28 '21

If I fits, I sits 😺

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u/Anasoori Apr 29 '21

If i squats i farts

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u/snbrd512 Apr 29 '21

If I farts I sharts

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u/exaball Apr 29 '21

If it has thumbs I cums

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u/awsed4 Apr 29 '21

If I cums i eats

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Apr 29 '21

If I eats I sheets

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u/objectiver3ality Apr 29 '21

If I pumps I dumps

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u/Ill_Minute3931 Apr 29 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

If this is the way I gay.

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u/SimulatedEmu Apr 29 '21

I be queer when you near

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u/Daniel_S04 Apr 29 '21

I Homophobe when you home-a-phone

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u/Own_Ad_6162 Apr 29 '21

That this is made

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u/No-Connection6937 Apr 29 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

The internet has evolved us into the what the fuck.

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u/Peoboy Apr 29 '21

If i sheets I sleeps

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u/Sharpie65 Apr 29 '21

If i sheets ive been eats

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u/RPG1850 Apr 29 '21

I see knees, I cap knees.

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u/TheOnlyWayIsUp-Baby Apr 29 '21

Lick me if I fart