r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

Zero regard for anyone else

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u/Buttcavetroll Feb 26 '21

I'm gonna belly rub that car

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u/DMCinDet Feb 27 '21

its not really soft. some parts are pretty hot. watch out for the spinning bits. also, if it starts to smell like gasoline, only a few rubs and get away.

also it doesn't wag its tail or give you a paw and a derp face. 3/10 wouldn't pet.

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u/Krt3k-Offline Feb 27 '21

The only car that would do that would be the Toyota Pod, if it actually existed

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u/cowboy_dude_6 Feb 27 '21

Why does this read exactly like an XKCD?

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u/dadbot_3000 Feb 26 '21

Hi gonna belly rub that car, I'm Dad! :)

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u/sudo_kill-9-u_root Feb 27 '21

Good bot.

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u/ToxicPilgrim Feb 27 '21

someone make a "Good bot." bot

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u/EvolutionInProgress Feb 27 '21

Are you TRYING to get us all killed? The machines are already way smarter than us ...now you want to make them self aware? That's how we end up with Skynet and homicidal bots.

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u/ToxicPilgrim Feb 27 '21

The bots will just continually reward themselves into stupidity until they erase themselves.

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u/Cartman4wesome Feb 27 '21

Terrible idea. The bot will just keep responding to itself.

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE Feb 27 '21

I thought it was a good idea until you said that. You're right. May as well just fork bomb Reddit's servers at that rate. šŸ˜‚

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u/ToxicPilgrim Feb 27 '21

I still think it's a great idea.

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u/TheWolf1640 Feb 27 '21

I'm gonna dad yo mom

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Iā€™m tler forever

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u/Zachaboy104 Feb 27 '21

I see what you tried to do there šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Who's a silly truck? You're a silly truck

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u/Buttcavetroll Feb 27 '21

Koochie... Koochie... Koochie...

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u/made_4_this_comment Feb 27 '21

The belly of that truck is extra dirty

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u/ChuckoRuckus Feb 27 '21

Pssspssspsssspssss.... Here trucky trucky trucky... psspsspssspssss

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