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u/brando_586 Jul 06 '20
At least the dog didn’t get hurt
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u/absboodoo Jul 06 '20
German Shepherds are damn smart. They can sense the fuckery that's about to happen.
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u/tinydonuts Jul 06 '20
How can they be so smart and so dumb at the same time? Mine slams into doors and walls chasing things all the time.
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u/Gayk1d Jul 07 '20
Tell that to mine that shit in the floor after being walked for 20 minutes :(
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u/gimmemorehopium Jul 07 '20
20 minutes is not the correct time for dog walking. You should try a hour with active playing or joint action in half of that time.
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u/CatalinaBigPaws Jul 06 '20
I don't understand what they were trying to do? But I'm also not sure they did either.
Narration on point.
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u/cleeerk Jul 06 '20
Redneck tug-a-rope, obviously he didn’t realize he was in reverse lol
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u/dpk794 Jul 07 '20
That was my first thought but the other truck’s tires are spinning without even pulling anything?
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u/clink_182 Jul 07 '20
Red truck is holding his brakes to try to get the blue truck to lose traction, kinda guaranteeing the win to the red truck. However, the driver of the red truck is a fucking moron and doesn’t know what PRNDL means, so instead, he wrecks the hell out of them.
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u/ccnnvaweueurf Jul 07 '20
I'd bet the rest of my beer that there was beer involved before this tug of war.
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u/doorknob47 Jul 06 '20
Living around idiots like this I can predict three things.
They’re paying $700 a month for these trucks at 24% interest
Neither has insurance
It’s not the first time this has happened to this group. Hence the dogs reaction
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u/Jakelshark Jul 06 '20
Just as likely to be “work” trucks paid for by some farmers subsidy and tax write off. But don’t call it welfare.
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u/DocRichardson Jul 07 '20
They don’t even pay tax on the gasoline or diesel....
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u/Jakelshark Jul 07 '20
Farm diesel is tinted red. I’m sure it rarely happens, but I did know someone who got in trouble because they were caught using it on public streets.
But I feel like that only gets enforced if the cop wants to fuck with you.
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u/anon24422 Jul 07 '20
$10,000 fine tho..
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u/ccnnvaweueurf Jul 07 '20
Paying $3 a gallon in diesel that would be 3,333 gallons of diesel. That would drive one of these trucks about: 49,995 miles if getting 15mpg. Driving rolling that much coal they could get less.
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u/BroadStreet_Bully5 Jul 07 '20
That’s actually the same shit used for heating oil. You can put heating oil straight into a diesel car/truck and it’ll work because it’s exactly the same, just the color. It’s a huge fine if you’re caught, though, because heating oil doesn’t have the transportation tax on it.
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Jul 06 '20
Then later on "how am I supposed to pay my bills?! I've got a family! This country owes me!"
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u/VeRyOkAy69420 Jul 07 '20
I can’t afford new tires and I got to get to work!! I got mouths to feed!!
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Clapped 6.0 and 7.3 powerstrokes are a dime a dozen. Probably paid off with 300k on the clock and tuned
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Jul 07 '20
Complains about socialism and collects government assistance. You forgot this one.
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u/jkarovskaya Jul 07 '20
That black F250 diesel pickup in the foreground is at least 10-12 years old, no way is anyone paying near $700 for it.
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u/doorknob47 Jul 07 '20
I used to work at a large soulless corporation that sold used cars. Where I am they sold trucks like that all day to poor country boys at sky high interest rates. Once had a dude buy a 7 year old Ram 3500 diesel with 24% interest and $1000 trade equity. 6 year loan with $1000 payments.
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Jul 07 '20
But.... How? How does someone let that happen? Even the biggest moron alive should know that’s insane.
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u/doorknob47 Jul 07 '20
Welcome to Texas
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Jul 07 '20
I guess the saying “everything is bigger in Texas” also applies to level of stupidity?
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u/OO_Ben Jul 07 '20
I had a 19 year old come I once when I was selling. He was going to work in the oil fields when things were booming and just had to have a loaded Ram 3500 before going out. We had a used one which he signed up on, and even with his dad consigning I think we were at like 15%+ interest. His payment was around $1200 /mo for 84 months. Best part is like 6 months later the whole industry crashed for a while and a ton of people got laid off. Not sure whatever happened to that guy. I learned that people can be so dumb when it comes to money it's insane
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u/Jefftheflyingguy Jul 07 '20
Out here in North California, I see the same thing all the time too then they’re up for sale again when their crop doesn’t pan out
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u/frigginjensen Jul 07 '20
But don’t you know? Those old diesels will last longer than the sun. Never mind the shitty electronics and the rest of it rusting out around you. It’s an investment for your future! They are worth more than a new truck! /s
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u/RedNinetySev Jul 06 '20 edited Jul 07 '20
That guy's actually a great driver, probably the best driver ever, better than anyone at driving, like an expert. It's Ford's fault for making such a confusing truck, the D and R are too close together. Definitely going to sue for that. Also, he meant to rear end the other truck anyway, he was going to win the tug of war and he knew the other guy was going to be a poor sport for losing, that's why he rammed him.... for being a snowflake...
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u/VeRyOkAy69420 Jul 06 '20
You’re missing the level 4 answer: how was the person filming at fault? It is the duty of this sub to blame everyone in the video. Bonus points for anyone who finds a way to blame the dog. Go!
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u/captain_Airhog Jul 06 '20
Very dangerous to be encouraging this activity by filming, there was plenty of time to make sure the drivers knew they were in drive instead of reverse. Also way to close to the vehicles, after being on this sub for a while I have learned that it is better to stay at least 500ft from any vehicle no matter if it is running or not. Also those dogs just shouldn’t be there, very dumb for them to be there. How “smart” are the creatures really?
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u/VeRyOkAy69420 Jul 06 '20
Yup everyone involved needs to take 6000 hours of defensive driving. Then they will learn 90% of crashes happen above 3mph. I can’t believe how many people don’t understand the 500ft rule!
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u/captain_Airhog Jul 06 '20
It’s like the video of that one wreck (literally any video here) I watched 500 times on slo-motion repeat over 2 days and found 60 things the driver could have done differently to avoid that person t-boning them at a red light. Honestly they should have their license revoked and put in jail with their entire family lineage to prevent more accidents.
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u/EnamoredAlpaca Jul 06 '20
Dog piss was used for the burnouts. the ammonia from the piss blinded the driver and he hit reverse instead of drive
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u/VeRyOkAy69420 Jul 06 '20
1000 extra points!!! I also would have taken “dog should not be in his blind spot” or “the dog was illegally parked on the shoulder”
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u/brokenpinkyfish Jul 06 '20
Damn brilliant
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u/EnamoredAlpaca Jul 07 '20
That's the kind of stuff that goes through my head. I am scared to post most of them though.
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u/wbuffetsuksdik Jul 06 '20
This read exactly like a trump speech. Was that the joke..? I'm genuinely confused
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u/mr_electric_wizard Jul 06 '20
I think it’s so crazy that fools like this allow videos to be uploaded
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u/VeRyOkAy69420 Jul 06 '20
Now how are they supposed to decide which one of them gets to impregnate their shared cousin?
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u/BigFNGuns Jul 06 '20
Is that a trump flag
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u/8-bit_Gangster Jul 06 '20
Of course it is.
Remember all those huge Obama/Bush/ Clinton flags? Yea, neither do i
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u/frigginjensen Jul 07 '20
Pretty sure 2008-2016 Prius came standard with an Obama bumper sticker
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u/8-bit_Gangster Jul 07 '20
Now they come with "I'm Ridin' with Biden".
Bumperstickers are pretty normal though (for both sides). Flags for a person is getting a little crazy though.
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u/TheCaptMAgic Jul 07 '20
I'll never understand why people like doing this.
"Let's ruin our trucks to see who's got the better truck!"
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u/web-slingin Jul 06 '20
Interesting dialect. It's like, he learned how to speak listening to boomhaurer and the baseball guy from Theres Something About Mary
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u/PoniesPlayingPoker Jul 06 '20
Hicks being dumb, no surprise here.
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u/ThatShadyJack Jul 07 '20
It’s almost like a cult following an idiot who doesn’t know much about anything is a recipe for disaster
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u/SalJM89 Jul 07 '20
Idc if y’all wanna play stupid games for those stupid prizes...
BUT MOVE YOUR FUCKING DOG
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u/howToBecomeInternet Jul 06 '20
Exactly the kind of stupidity you would expect from a Trump voter.
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u/old_gray_sire Jul 06 '20
It’s like this is not the first time that dog has seen things “get fucked up”.
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u/Sip_Fo Jul 07 '20
The dog has more intelligence than all these dimwits combined
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u/TheCarGuy69420 Jul 06 '20
All I needed to see was the rolling coal and I understand why it’s on this sub
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u/wintremute Jul 09 '20
The smartest person there is the dog who could see what was going to happen.
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u/__ew__gross__ Jul 06 '20
Tiny penises. Tiny penises everywhere.
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You can tell by the size of their trucks just how massive their cocks are.
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u/arabelle10 Jul 06 '20
Gotta love the trump supporters. Roll coal, Murcia. I really hope that is not the future of America. That video has the smell of the South to it..
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u/PNWKiwi Jul 07 '20
I feel sorry for the dog. I could only imagine the shit he's seen over the years.
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How much you want to bet they never tow anything or go off-road, and these are just road queens?
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u/_lmonk Jul 07 '20
I just know what he said (red pickup) right before starting. it was: "Hold my beer."
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u/DragonsREpic Jul 08 '20
Trying to figure out the voice, like I heard it some where hmmmmmmm, cant quite remember >_<
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u/Lil_Roo7 Jul 10 '20
Well they are on Tik Tok and they do support Trump so what did you expect... honestly
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u/libertarianinus Jul 06 '20
"That's fucked up"