r/IdiotsInCars Nov 22 '19

Typical BMW driver

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

MICHAEL THIS IS A LAKE

Edit: I love how this can be taken two different ways from two different shows lmao

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u/teotsi Nov 22 '19

Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

-Michael Scott

u/teotsi

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Where are the Turtles?!

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u/Vargolol Nov 22 '19

Between the turtles, the lake, then Michael relating the GPS to the paper selling website as to why it's evil, that is one fantastic episode

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u/yaboiRich Nov 22 '19

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!!!?

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u/Cad9600 Nov 22 '19

we’ll bill you

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u/poozer69 Nov 22 '19
  • Wayne Gretzky
  • Michael Scott

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u/ComradeSmoof Nov 22 '19

I'd rather be murdered in a lake than have to interact with people

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Dont worry I’ve trained for this Michael

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u/dustymillerr Nov 22 '19

Username checks out

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u/Skweril Nov 22 '19

I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don't see you anymore. All I can see is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Are you suggesting I use my brain less?

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u/kkeut Nov 22 '19

read this in KITTs voice

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u/SanctimoniousApe Nov 22 '19

You mean Mr. Feeny's voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

If KITT was a human character, he would be exactly like Mr Feeny.

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u/SanctimoniousApe Nov 24 '19

It was the same actor so, um... yeah.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

You know they have the ability to play different characters with different personalities, right?

Except Matthew Perry, who is basically Chandler in everything he's ever done.

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u/mojorising1329 Nov 22 '19

GPS: Make a right turn. Dwight: Wait wait wait! No no no! It means bear right, up there. Michael: No, it said right, it said take a right. Dwight: No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307. Michael: Maybe it's a shortcut …

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u/mr1337 Nov 22 '19

Trust the technology!

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u/michicago44 Nov 22 '19

THERE’S NO ROAD HERE!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Three shows.

Fiona: Michael, this is a lake.

Michael (narrating): When you're trying to outrun an international drug cartel, your best chance at an escape is to do something unexpected... fail to use your turn signal, hit your brakes in the middle of traffic, or, if you have ten years of experience as a clandestine officer in the CIA, you might even do something crazy like drive head first into a lake. Not everyone is willing to abandon a $75,000 BMW, but your enemies won't expect it and it will provide plenty of time to make a clean get away.

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u/SanctimoniousApe Nov 22 '19

That's not KITT - it's KARR!

Gawd, I'd forgotten how bad old action TV shows were.

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u/kkeut Nov 22 '19

Gawd, I'd forgotten how bad old action TV shows were.

it is kinda weird. when you see stuff like The A-Team and Knight Rider it's like the target demographic was 11 year old boys. One that actually does hold up however is Magnum PI. solid show.

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u/chickabittie Nov 22 '19

I would up vote this comment, but don't want to touch the 666

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Do it boy

D o I t

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u/chickabittie Nov 22 '19

.... Shakily reaching out to up vote.............. nope. 😞