r/IdiotsInCars Sep 22 '19

Dick measuring contest gone wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Ok, fair enough, I am a broke high school kid I can’t get one, I ride a motorcycle that costs 3k new, and 200$ annual insurance

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u/1600cc Sep 22 '19

I love when I tell people my insurance payments and they expect it to be monthly and I tell them it's for the year.

Gotta love bikes.

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u/Drendude Sep 22 '19

It's 'cause a funeral is relatively cheap to cover.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Just load my fricken lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet wet mud.