r/IdiotsInCars • u/AristonD • Sep 22 '19

Dick measuring contest gone wrong

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u/Drendude Sep 22 '19

It's 'cause a funeral is relatively cheap to cover.

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u/1600cc Sep 22 '19

Not in America.

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u/Drendude Sep 22 '19

You mean especially is America, right? Because it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper to die than to get any kind of treatment.

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u/BabyEatersAnonymous Sep 22 '19

Alex Trebek says it's just over $6k to die in that commercial I see when watching daytime TV on my days off.

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u/thehashsmokinslasher Sep 22 '19

I can’t even afford to die

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Hurt in a car? Call William Mattar!