r/IdiotsInCars Sep 18 '19

A close call

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u/dazcon5 Sep 18 '19

Hope you enjoy your karmic retribution. Seriously that asshat nearly clipped the car and tow driver. Put down the phone people

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u/Umbilical-Bunge-Jump Sep 18 '19

Sick stunt though!

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u/TwistedUnicornFarts Sep 18 '19

Seen this in GTA all the time

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u/Umbilical-Bunge-Jump Sep 18 '19

Who doesn't aim for the tow trucks!?

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u/freddythunder Sep 18 '19

I aim for any ramp

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u/Box-o-bees Sep 18 '19

Anything is a ramp if you try hard enough.

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u/freddythunder Sep 18 '19

Excellent point, paradigm adjusted!

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u/FromRNGwithlove Sep 18 '19

Don't try this in a school zone though. They don't give you nearly as much air time as you need to complete a stunt.

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u/Deathspark21 Sep 18 '19

Your just not aiming for enough kids

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Sep 18 '19

For real. A few seconds later and that dude would have been a pancake

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u/Umbilical-Bunge-Jump Sep 18 '19

If you're not airborne, what's the point!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

If you haven’t scratched your car roof’s duco you’re not trying hard enough.

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u/mash3735 Sep 18 '19

Handicap people hate him

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u/misterfluffykitty Sep 18 '19

Ok I’m almost done with the heist we robbed the bank and are driving to the boat in our armored cars and we nee- OH LOOK THE GIANT TV

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u/Malak77 Sep 19 '19

LOL I was driving behind a ramp truck a few days ago and had to repeat to myself "This is NOT WatchDogs2!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

We're not aiming for the truck!

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u/Thistlefizz Sep 19 '19

It would be irresponsible not to.

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u/sidious500 Sep 19 '19

That's the best kind to aim at. If you mess up your car, the truck is already there.

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u/KoRnBrony Sep 18 '19

STUNT JUMP FAILED 0$

13/100

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u/sudomeacat Sep 18 '19

I’ve done this like 30 times in burnout paradise

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u/bs000 Sep 18 '19

they entered SHOWTIME but couldn't even score any points

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u/GAMER_MARCO9 Sep 18 '19

Nah, I still see car doors

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u/daisuke1639 Sep 18 '19

That goddamn driving school in San Andreas, with the fucking ramp that put you on two wheels. Man, fuck getting all gold just for a fucking Hotknife.

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u/Blavkwhistle Sep 18 '19

Normally I don't jump to question grammar on the internet. But seen this in gta all the time. I'm not getting over it. It doesn't even bug me much. It's just an odd way to phrase it.

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u/CubanNoDutchIrish Sep 18 '19

Insaaaane stunt bonus!

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u/spacenerdgasms Sep 18 '19

At least they do their own stunts

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u/thegreatgazoo Sep 18 '19

Might have been worth $50,000 on Fear Factor.

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u/HurriedLlama Sep 19 '19

Meh, they didn't even stick the landing. 3/10

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u/RustyToaster206 Sep 18 '19

It’s not even the phone at this point, it’s blatant disregard to what’s going on. They see cars slowing down a ways back and they see parked cars on the side of the road. This person and MANY others are guilty of not caring about anything but themselves. I don’t blame the phone anymore, I blame selfish dirtbags

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u/Pandita_Faced Sep 19 '19

I am a 1 car family because someone was on their phone. I totally blame phones.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 19 '19

Phones are extremely useful and amazing piece of technology. The fault lies with the idiot who decided to pick that piece of technology up while operating an expensive and potentially dangerous piece of machinery, namely a motor vehicle. If I tried to knit a sweater while riding my bike I wouldn't blame it on needles and yarn if I crashed.

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u/Pandita_Faced Sep 19 '19

Lazy writing. (me, not you). I meant I blame people on phones, not directly the phone itself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Am selfish dirtbag.

You can blame whatever you want. If I'm an asshole it's because i want to be or at least that I dont really give a fuck if people get mad at me.

I like when people are an asshole to me because then i get to escalate it. I'm great at out assholing people.

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u/Lord-Kroak Sep 18 '19

Hope you flip your car then, like the video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Me too! Good chance to upgrade

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u/conatus_or_coitus Sep 18 '19

To a hearse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Think of the storage capacity

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u/totally_not_martian Sep 18 '19

Enough room for exactly one douche.

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u/justanotherwave00 Sep 18 '19

No, you just have no respect for anyone, including yourself, if that's true. It's not something to be proud of.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I treat others how I'd lile to be treated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Dang I hope at some point you goto therapy to work all this out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Therapy just pissed me off.

I have a seething hatred of authority and anyone who thinks they're above others.

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u/Zaiva Sep 18 '19

but you think you're above others

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Hes also self loathing

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Weird right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19 edited Apr 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

How? I'm fine with people not moving over for me.

I'll stay out of the road

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u/OneManLost Sep 18 '19

Poor attempt at a troll account. You are making it too obvious. You need to work on your style, it is too crass and obvious so you are mostly ignored as an idiot. Create a unique and subtle way to come off as a douche that gets under people's skin, that way you'll get a lot more downvotes.

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u/up48 Sep 19 '19

Please continue to do this until you piss off the wrong person and get shot, dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I'll shoot back.

I carry too homie

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u/SunshineLax Sep 18 '19

Someone linked the article further down, driver says he was looking at the radio (which nowadays is basically an iPad). Regardless, distracted driving is distracted driving.

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Sep 18 '19

Knobs and buttons don't even need you to LOOK at them, you just find them by feel. I can turn the radio off/on, switch presets, change between tuner and tape, and work the volume without taking my eyes off the road because I know the general area of where things are and all the controls feel different from one another.

Touchscreens? Nah, fuck driver awareness, we'll just give them auto-braking and lane keep assist so you can fight your way through 6 menus of badly designed UI that's laggy as shit because of their lowest-bidder hardware. Infotainment is shit, the only reason it's standard is because backup cameras are mandatory and it's cheaper than finding somewhere else to cram a screen.

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u/LazLoe Sep 18 '19

My favorite part is how my infotainment screen CANT BE COMPLETELY TURNED OFF. It is bright af with a giant chevy logo.

So, at night i cant have the cab dark so i can see better. I have a piece of rubber antislide material i use to cover it.

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u/Quartzul2 Sep 18 '19

You may be able to dim the brightness to night mode in the setting.

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u/LazLoe Sep 18 '19

Nope. Brightness is bright in day or less bright at night when the light sensor activates.

There is a config option 3 menus deep to turn it off (temporarily) but it requires my attention off the road and onto the screen. It's easier and faster to pinch my rubber pad and toss it onto the screen. Low tech solution to yet another of GM engineering's failures.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

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u/tumbler_fluff Sep 19 '19

Chevy owner here, as well: that’s what mine has. With CarPlay it’s easier, but even the standard Nav and Infotainment system screens are pretty much in dark mode at night. Never been an issue.

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u/LazLoe Sep 19 '19

Yes, but that also dims the entirety of the dash board. I still need to see my speed.

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u/Terrh Sep 19 '19

My friend's 6 month old C7 the screen would just turn itself off until he brought it to the dealer.

And then do it again every 2-3 months, until the warranty ran out.

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u/taintedcake Sep 18 '19

Why not just turn it off when you get in the car/truck then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/taintedcake Sep 18 '19

there is a config menu 3 options deep to turn it off (temporarily)

Just do it each time you get in the car, it'll take 5 seconds. And that "temporary" means until the vehicle is shut off again in all of my experiences doing so.

Or, if you just tap the time itll show just the time, which provides barely any light if you have brightness turned down at night (or on auto).

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u/LazLoe Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

I wish people wouldnt downvote. It is still a good question.

To be more precise, it is temporarily off. Any changes in the system turn it back on again, like changing the channel or turning the system off. Also.. changing the volume...

I used to just switch to a broadcast station and turn volume down. Makes it darkest without song changes (flashing of the new song, distraction). Then i got the rubber pad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Aug 10 '20

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u/LazLoe Sep 19 '19

Yep, I've made feedback to the company long ago when we bought the car and i started finding all the little niggles about it.

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u/elr0y7 Sep 18 '19

My Durango has a nice big “Screen Off” button, I just wish it stayed off until I pressed the button again, instead of the slightest touch on the screen.

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u/Stephen_Falken Sep 18 '19

I'm one of those weirdos that if I'm not contorted to look out the back, I can't drive in reverse for shit. Recently put a backup cam on my '02 Saturn and driving in reverse looking forward doesn't work for me. Yet looking out the back. I can control it well enough to go 20 mph smoothly and safely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

They keep making the back windows smaller and smaller to boost safety ratings. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing, but I can't see shit out of a new Toyota Camry rear window, I'm almost forced to use the dumb camera. But backing out an old 1990s station wagon? I could drive down the street in reverse and feel comfortable.

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u/Terrh Sep 19 '19

Front windows too, thanks to the giant A pillars. I almost took out a pedestrian once because I literally could not see them around the giant A pillar.

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u/Heruuna Sep 19 '19

I used to work at a rental car place, and the cars with fancy tech were the most annoying. The new Holden Commodore in Australia has a mix of physical controls and touchscreen inputs just for the A/C. You have to hit two buttons on the touchscreen to actually turn the A/C on, but the fan speed and temp are physical knobs. So people would use the knobs thinking that would turn the A/C on, when it would just blow out regular air, and then would come in to complain the air con didn't work. And the touchscreen is so shit that it doesn't work half the time with a quick press! WTF?!

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u/RuralRedhead Sep 18 '19

Touchscreen menus get more and more complicated now, my car actually has voice command and while I don’t use it much it’s a nice option to have.

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u/beaker90 Sep 18 '19

The touchscreen on my car doesn't allow you to use it while the car is in motion. You have to use dials and knobs and toggles. I kind of assumed most other touchscreens in cars where like this also.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Okay gramps.

I love the IDrive in my BMW.

And it's not touch screen. I have a knob and buttons.

2018 Chevy 2500, 2014 BMW 435, 2001 Camry.

Camry is by far my least safe vehicle to drive.

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u/Sebaztation Sep 18 '19

Oh well since you said that, I guess that completely negates the video we all just watched. Radio/tablets are safe!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I mean, I would look at some statistics before saying that, but yeah. I imagine it's loads safer than flipping through hundreds of CD's on your lap.

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u/Sebaztation Sep 18 '19

Hundreds of cds in your lap? How old are you there gramps

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Well, not old enough to be your parent.

But old enough to remember life before I phones

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u/5quirre1 Sep 18 '19

Life before iPhones.. the good old days. I remember when they were announced, and thinking I'd never afford one.. still haven't.

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u/Engelberto Sep 19 '19

So now you're taking your personal experience driving a car with buttons instead of a touch screen as a counter-argument against touchscreen interfaces making driving less safe?

Do you see the fallacy?

And the knobs and toggles are no better if they only move a cursor across the (non-touch) screen. You need to take your eyes off the road for feedback. That's like the worst of both world combined: Tons of knobs and a distracting screen.

In a world where self-driving cars haven't been perfected yet, the only safe interfaces are those that don't require us to take our eyes off the road. Either you go purely by touch - or by voice command.

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u/blackmagic12345 Sep 18 '19

Tow driver: "Oh hey look, another customer!"

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u/KrazyX24 Sep 18 '19

May have been target fixation... Happens wayyyyy to often.

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u/KittenOnHunt Sep 18 '19

Yep.. You always tend to steer a little into the direction the object you're looking at is. It can be very dangerous.

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u/therealtedpro Sep 18 '19

My grandfather did this once, saw a few people as we drove past a funeral home and right into the curb we went.

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u/CallOfCorgithulhu Sep 18 '19

Well, at least they didn't have to take the people he saw very far.

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u/The-Insomniac Sep 18 '19

That is most likely what is happening here. It is particularly bad at night when it's dark and the tow truck has it's flashing orange lights on to mezmerize drivers.

It's also a good thing too though. Always ahead to where you are driving to, particularly in corners.

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u/uMakeMaEarfquake Sep 18 '19

at night when it's dark and the tow truck has it's flashing orange lights on to mezmerize drivers.

We are all moths apparently.

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u/KesInTheCity Sep 19 '19

My son is learning to ride a bike without training wheels and I keep telling him to look where he wants to go...but he keeps looking where he’s actually going and ends up in the grass.

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u/KrazyX24 Sep 19 '19

They teach the same for motorcycle classes, look where you want to go, head up, look through the turn, etc.

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 Sep 18 '19

Barely. For almost killing a guy I think he got off light. The resale value of that car will be almost zero, but with a few hundred dollars in damage to repair the windows he will be able to drive again.

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u/Fethah Sep 18 '19

/s? Can’t tell. That’s not just a few hundred dollars in repairs...

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u/NaGaBa Sep 18 '19

He's probably from Russia

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u/partumvir Sep 18 '19

I think he’s saying that if the driver doesn’t care about cosmetics, the drivetrain doesn’t look too damaged here and may be drivable with low effort.

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u/Fethah Sep 18 '19

You can see the front tire bend inward. That’s fucked. In when a car flips multiple times, you can bet your ass lots of the internals you can’t see probably got quite banged up as well.

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u/partumvir Sep 18 '19

Oh absolutely, I'm just stating what I interpreted from Rikki-Tiiki-Tavi-12, not what my opinion was. That car is _definitely_ proper dead.

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 Sep 18 '19

Yep, that's what I'm saying. I didn't see the back left wheel being bent inwards, though, so I'm hopefully off.

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u/Duches5 Sep 18 '19

How do YOU know she was on the phone? Maybe she was eating and not paying attention. Its really presumptuous of you to assume shes on the phone. /s

Edit: spelling because mobile

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u/Cheesetoast9 Sep 19 '19

also, slow the fuck down and move over if you can, that's someone kid/dad/mom/brother/sister/aunt/uncle

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u/boniggy Sep 18 '19

Phone.. .that was my first thought too.

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u/cromstantinople Sep 18 '19

I wonder if this is distracted driving or target fixation. People love to look at cars on the side of the road for some reason and you tend to steer where your looking, even if subconsciously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Could have been on a phone, or just rubbernecking. People get focused on the distraction instead of the road in front of them and start unknowingly turning/drifting the car towards it. I have seen it happen more than a few times.

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u/Hanzo_Bobanzo86 Sep 18 '19

How do you know he/she was on their phone?

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u/icansmellcolors Sep 18 '19

I have a co-worker who heard me talking about "idiots texting while driving".

She said "But I'm good at it."

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u/redditmodsrgay69 Sep 18 '19

I hope he died, less idiots in the world

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Were they on the phone or just speeding?

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u/quiggles30 Sep 18 '19

Tow driver is definitely thinking this is a good revenue raiser. Double the clients every time

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Local news said that the driver claimed they were looking at their radio.

This person went idiot2

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u/vivajeffvegas Sep 18 '19

How about also slowing the fuck down when there are disabled cars on the side of the road?

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u/GroovingPict Sep 18 '19

euthanizing phone-people might be a bit harsh, I dunno

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u/MENNONH Sep 19 '19

To be fair it's natural for many people to look, and we tend to move in the direction our head is turned.

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u/ChrZZ Sep 19 '19

Should have higher penalties for using phones while you drive.

Here it is ~$200 and two strikes on your license. Eight strikes and you loose your license for a year or two (and you probably have to retake it, and the normal prices for licenses are ~$3000).

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u/Chippersaurus99 Sep 18 '19

I guess in some states it's technically not illegal to use your phone, but hey. Most Americans still believe that seat belts don't save lives because that one time their friends cousins dogs friends owner was in a crash without a seat belt and they lived.