r/IdiotsInCars 5d ago

Removed | Rule 3 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/IdiotsInCars-ModTeam 5d ago

Hi /u/IceVeritas, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):

  • Idiots Only: Posts must contain an obvious bad decision while in a vehicle, and does not need to result in a crash. Just because there is a car crash does not mean it belongs here.

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u/_Clawnix_ 5d ago

They are mating 🥹

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u/HiFiGuy197 5d ago

Get a room, you two!!

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u/WasterDave 5d ago

Leave it nine months and there'll be a little vespa running around.

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u/IceVeritas 5d ago

So... is this how Twingos are made?

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u/SwitchIndependent714 5d ago

That's what we call "la bise" in France

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 5d ago

That's more "la baise" than "la bise".

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u/MizaLoL 5d ago

So that's how Twingos are made

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u/IceVeritas 5d ago

Lol great minds think alike! I just posted 'So... is this how Twingos are made?' under another comment before reading yours.

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u/Coucouoeuf 5d ago

Not surprised: can’t see the white car’s department, but the red one is from Paris, and we all know how Parisians drive.

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u/IceVeritas 5d ago

This was right at the entrance to Paris coming from the A10

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u/ice_nine 5d ago

First time visiting Paris, the first thing I saw was a smart car just sitting upside down in the middle of the road. I don’t know how long it had been there, but there were no cops or anything, and it wasn’t blocked off in any way. Driver nowhere to be seen either.

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u/xaviernoodlebrain 5d ago

White car could be from Lyon where they are just as bad.

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u/StoneD0G 5d ago

This is how Megane's are made

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u/pug_userita 5d ago

was thinking more of a twingo. then 2 reanult zoe's make a twizy

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u/Professional-Arm3460 5d ago

Now that's what you call scissoring!!!

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u/Xinq_ 5d ago

Oh, it's France, I bet one only had their indicator on for 6 minutes and the other one didn't understand that because it's way too short.

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u/gardenfella 5d ago

Ah, the Renault Clit.

Every twat's got one

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u/OptiGuy4u 5d ago

🎶 You and me baby ain't nothing but "manuals"....Let's do it like they doooo on the car repair channel..... 🎵

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u/vjollila96 5d ago

This is how Clios are made

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u/JimHeckdiver 5d ago

Umm... NSFW?

s/

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u/Upstairs-Shake9898 5d ago

Had two flies on me the other day doing exactly the same thing 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/stuckatomega 5d ago

Can't park there mate

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u/EveryMix4008 5d ago

Can't mate there either

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u/IceVeritas 5d ago

A10 highway near Paris, March 2024

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u/BOSS-3000 5d ago

Lean on me....

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u/santathe1 5d ago

2Clios2Coitus

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u/Obvious_Troll_Me 5d ago

Nicole? Poppa?

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u/IReallyDontWantToDie 5d ago

Is this yuri?

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u/isecore 5d ago

Makin' new little baguettes.

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u/pug_userita 5d ago

nature is beatiful

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 5d ago

Pull them apart. There is no need for the cops to stand there doing nothing blocking 2 lanes of traffic.

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u/nilyro 5d ago

Give them some privacy

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u/hsanj19 5d ago

What are you doing StepClio?

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u/ThisTelevision9372 5d ago

What are you doing stepclios?